TOP TEN TUESDAYS - EDWARD’S BEST PICK-UP LINES
In addition to our “Friday Funny” where we bring you a new Twilight-inspired comic each week, we’ve decided to help you get through the work/school week with “Top Ten Tuesdays”! Beginning today and continuing each Tuesday, we will bring you a new Twilight-inspired Top Ten list.
This week, we are pleased to bring you “Edward Cullen’s Top Ten Best Pick-Up Lines”:
10. I have a private island. Wanna see it?9. “Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”
8. Cullen. Edward Cullen.
7. Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
6. I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
5. “I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?”
4. “Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?”
3. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
2. “My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.”
1. Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Get creative (but PG!)
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Those are hysterical! “Why can’t I stop dazzling people?” lol
haha…i love all 10 of them! it’s soo funni & unique! great piece!!!
I love #2! It’s my favorite.
lol these are HYSTERICAL… I love them all, I cant choose a favorite. Whoever came up w/them = sheer brilliance. Also, you might be sued soon for causing my death from laughing so hard… lol jk.
bwahahahaha that is so FUNNY!!
i couldnt stop laughing
OME! Absolutely hillarious. My dad was giving me all kinds of weird looks when I was reading them, because I just randomly started laughing. =D
OME ! hahah thats great ! Although , I dont really think edward has to say anything to pick up a girl (or guy) hahahah .. thats awesome though !
#3 almost made me pee myself !!! i can just picture him and his sunglasses … bahahahhaha !
I love number 2!!! Its great!
these are HILARIOUS!!! i’ve had a suckish day and this really cheered me up. thanx! to whoever wrote these.
this is great!! so funny and what a great idea. #3 is the best, but i loved them all.
No one can compare to this level of cheese. Love it!
6. “I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”
My absolute favorite brand of cheese right there. LOL
HYSTERICAL! I love number ten! Thats so funny guys, thanks!
Thats good! Cant wait for next weeks!
Hilarious… they are so cute but at the same time they are cheesy, but hey if they come from EDWARD then I adore them!!!!!!!! {Ha, ha, ha…fuuunny!!!!!!}
hahaaa, awww,
that’s so cute!
i loveeee “I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”
haa, thats just like this inside joke me and my friend havee
and 1 & 2 are sooo cutee!
I love these!!! if a guy told me these, I would LOVE IT!!
Those are hilarious! I love number 9!
ami dead or have i just met an angel ooo man if only i was a guy then i could totaly use these i’m an addict will you be my heroine thats an awesome one hahaha
O.M.E i love these!!!!!!!!
they are sooooo funny
lmao!!!
HaHa this is awesome i love these quotes
3. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
This one is the best
heres a new one.
I just saved you from thugs. Will you be my lunch?
i love no. 1 and 2
hahahaha lmfao i luv those hilarious!
I love them they are HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for sharing.. I love all of the Top Ten Quotes and Moments from the Characters… My Friends and I have a Twilight Saga Book Club and I always Print Stuff off to share with them..
Love them they are hailarious!!!
OMG Cullen. Edward Cullen…LOVE IT! Too funny. I look forward to more!
#2 is my favorite:)
seriously all hed have to say is…
“hi im edward cullen”
and hes got me
seriously all hed have to do is go
“hi , im edward cullen”
and boom hes got me
How about ” YOU smell De-licious and it isn’t your perfume.”
oooh these are weak!!! i liked jacob’s better and im a Team Edward’s fan! =/
ome those r soo funny!! i love #8!! but its not my faveorite one!! i love them all
Hahaha for me all he has to do it walk up and say, “Hi I’m -”
And then I’ll probably faint… or kiss him! Hahaha
Haha! These make me laugh so much; They’d work on me.
;)
that is hillarious!!!!
yes i luv that pick up lines #3