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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – EDWARD’S BEST PICK-UP LINES

Posted October 21st, 2008 By: Team Switzerland 43 Comments »

In addition to our “Friday Funny” where we bring you a new Twilight-inspired comic each week, we’ve decided to help you get through the work/school week with “Top Ten Tuesdays”! Beginning today and continuing each Tuesday, we will bring you a new Twilight-inspired Top Ten list.

This week, we are pleased to bring you “Edward Cullen’s Top Ten Best Pick-Up Lines”:

10. I have a private island. Wanna see it?

9. “Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

8. Cullen. Edward Cullen.

7. Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.

6. I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

5. “I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?”

4. “Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?”

3. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

2. “My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.”

1. Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

What do you think of the list? Got any other Edward Cullen pick-up lines?
Get creative (but PG!)

Have your own Twilight-inspired Top Ten list? Send it to us at Newsblog@TwilightersAnonymous.com!







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  • Valerie

    Those are hysterical! “Why can’t I stop dazzling people?” lol

  • Vi

    haha…i love all 10 of them! it’s soo funni & unique! great piece!!!

  • MSUBando

    I love #2! It’s my favorite.

  • VanessaC

    lol these are HYSTERICAL… I love them all, I cant choose a favorite. Whoever came up w/them = sheer brilliance. Also, you might be sued soon for causing my death from laughing so hard… lol jk.

  • http://myspace.com/twilight_addicts1 arikka

    bwahahahaha that is so FUNNY!!
    i couldnt stop laughing

  • http://www.myspace.com/__chrissymichelle_ Chrissy

    OME! Absolutely hillarious. My dad was giving me all kinds of weird looks when I was reading them, because I just randomly started laughing. =D

  • sarah

    OME ! hahah thats great ! Although , I dont really think edward has to say anything to pick up a girl (or guy) hahahah .. thats awesome though !

    #3 almost made me pee myself !!! i can just picture him and his sunglasses … bahahahhaha !

  • Laura

    I love number 2!!! Its great!

  • jean232

    these are HILARIOUS!!! i’ve had a suckish day and this really cheered me up. thanx! to whoever wrote these.

  • Claire

    this is great!! so funny and what a great idea. #3 is the best, but i loved them all.

  • http://manips.mizradesign.com Sammie

    No one can compare to this level of cheese. Love it!

    6. “I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”

    My absolute favorite brand of cheese right there. LOL

  • kerri

    HYSTERICAL! I love number ten! Thats so funny guys, thanks!

  • shae

    Thats good! Cant wait for next weeks!

  • chamu

    Hilarious… they are so cute but at the same time they are cheesy, but hey if they come from EDWARD then I adore them!!!!!!!! {Ha, ha, ha…fuuunny!!!!!!}

  • courtney

    hahaaa, awww,
    that’s so cute!
    i loveeee “I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”
    haa, thats just like this inside joke me and my friend havee :)
    and 1 & 2 are sooo cutee!

  • lexi

    I love these!!! if a guy told me these, I would LOVE IT!!

  • iAmy

    Those are hilarious! I love number 9!

  • elle

    ami dead or have i just met an angel ooo man if only i was a guy then i could totaly use these i’m an addict will you be my heroine thats an awesome one hahaha

  • La tUa cAnTaNtE

    O.M.E i love these!!!!!!!!
    they are sooooo funny
    lmao!!!

  • Rebecca

    HaHa this is awesome i love these quotes

  • possum

    3. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

    This one is the best

  • Me

    heres a new one.
    I just saved you from thugs. Will you be my lunch?

  • wil

    i love no. 1 and 2 :)

  • MrsEdwardCullen

    hahahaha lmfao i luv those hilarious!

  • amy

    I love them they are HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for sharing.. I love all of the Top Ten Quotes and Moments from the Characters… My Friends and I have a Twilight Saga Book Club and I always Print Stuff off to share with them..

  • Anna

    Love them they are hailarious!!!

  • EdwardsVenom

    OMG Cullen. Edward Cullen…LOVE IT! Too funny. I look forward to more!

  • Mo

    #2 is my favorite:)

  • jenn

    seriously all hed have to say is…

    “hi im edward cullen”

    and hes got me :)

  • jenn

    seriously all hed have to do is go

    “hi , im edward cullen”

    and boom hes got me :)

  • Laura

    How about ” YOU smell De-licious and it isn’t your perfume.”

  • BreakMyHeadboard

    oooh these are weak!!! i liked jacob’s better and im a Team Edward’s fan! =/

  • http://twilightersanonymous.com/TOP-TEN-TUESDAYS-EDWARD-CULLENS-BEST-PICK-UP-LINES.html Mrs.Cullen

    ome those r soo funny!! i love #8!! but its not my faveorite one!! i love them all

  • BiteMyPillowAnytime

    Hahaha for me all he has to do it walk up and say, “Hi I’m -”
    And then I’ll probably faint… or kiss him! Hahaha

  • http://www.myspace.com/teffygurl StephaniePattinson

    Haha! These make me laugh so much; They’d work on me.
    ;)

  • hannah

    that is hillarious!!!!

  • stew

    yes i luv that pick up lines #3

  • Angela

    I have one :) You look hot, I can cool you down.

  • alice arianna

    number 8 &9 are the best

  • Jasmine

    Hii my name is Jasminee i am a real big fan of Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) He is gorjiss :D

    ii really want you meet him :D

    xxx

  • Liz

    lol #3 actually made me laugh, and I’m a hard-core Team Jasper. =P

  • SuzyQ

    These are quite possibly the stupidest things I have ever read. Half of them don’t make sense as pick-up lines (#9 for example) and the other half don’t make sense at all, (#10.) Yes that’s a pick-up line… clearly. I know Twilight fans aren’t the smartest people, but come on. CAn you at least try not to sound like complete morons? I’m sorry, but really.

  • Blah

    Yes, I can read your mind. But I could also read the label inside your knickers as well.

 

 

 
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