TOP TEN TUESDAYS – EDWARD’S BEST PICK-UP LINES
In addition to our “Friday Funny” where we bring you a new Twilight-inspired comic each week, we’ve decided to help you get through the work/school week with “Top Ten Tuesdays”! Beginning today and continuing each Tuesday, we will bring you a new Twilight-inspired Top Ten list.
This week, we are pleased to bring you “Edward Cullen’s Top Ten Best Pick-Up Lines”:
10. I have a private island. Wanna see it?9. “Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”
8. Cullen. Edward Cullen.
7. Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
6. I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
5. “I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?”
4. “Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?”
3. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
2. “My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.”
1. Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Get creative (but PG!)
Have your own Twilight-inspired Top Ten list? Send it to us at Newsblog@TwilightersAnonymous.com!
