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TOP TEN TUESDAYS - JACOB'S BEST PICK-UP LINES

TOP TEN TUESDAYS - JACOB’S BEST PICK-UP LINES



In last week’s Top Ten Tuesday, we brought you Edward’s Best Pick-Up Lines. This week, we’ve decided to level the playing field for those of you on Team Jacob.

So for your enjoyment, here are Jacob Black’s Top Ten Pick-Up Lines:

10. “Wanna see my reservation?”

9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”

8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’”

7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”

5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”

3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

What do you think of the list? Got any other Jacob Black pick-up lines?
Get creative (but PG!)

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34 Responses to “TOP TEN TUESDAYS - JACOB’S BEST PICK-UP LINES”

  1. samantha responded:

    That is hilarious.

  2. rebekah_wilson responded:

    These are hilarious!!

  3. sarah responded:

    hahahaha

    thats great !

  4. nicole responded:

    omg love itt

  5. Val responded:

    Those are great!

  6. JAKE responded:

    These are AWESOME!!!

    Love the original content.

    Love all of them but here’s my TOP PICKS

    MY PERSONAL FAVE:
    5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

    AND HERE’S MY OTHER PICKS:
    2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”
    1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

    Keep up the good work!!

  7. keri responded:

    hahahaha! those were so funny! my favorite is definitely number 3:
    “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

  8. mrs.black responded:

    love them!

    he can use any of those on me and i would be putty in his hands!

    in all truth he doesnt need a pickup line for me, just his smile!

  9. Brittany responded:

    I gotta say… I am definately for Team Edward but I must admit Jake has better pick up lines.

  10. claire responded:

    Also a big Team Edward fan but these are hysterical!

  11. Little Miss Innocent responded:

    These are really funny!

    Better than the Edward ones, mainly cause I can really see Jake saying these! LOL!

    “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”
    I can mentally see him grin bit evilly. :D

  12. ME responded:

    LMAO!!! nice

  13. Kelly responded:

    “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

    “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

    Haha i can soooo see him saying these two lines to Bella sitting on the beach with “HER” smile on his face.. HAHAHAHA
    OMJB thats hilarious.. i burst a tear =]

    Team Jacob

  14. Esme responded:

    You know, what I like best is that I can see Jacob using any one of those lines then cracking up at his own joke! LOL

  15. nicole responded:

    So funny! You have me laughing so hard!

  16. elle responded:

    1,2 and 5 rule hahahaha

  17. Jazz_Purrr Hale No responded:

    Hmmm…here are the best turn downs for those one liners:

    “Why do you smell like wet dog?”

    “Are you housebroken too?”

    “Down Jacob…good boy. Sit. Roll over. Now play dead.”

    “That’s it I’m calling SPCA aka Animal Control!”

    Sincerly,

    Jazz

  18. Alexa responded:

    Wow, LOVE these! Bout time Jakey got some lines! He’s so awesome!

  19. Jennifer responded:

    OMg i luv that last one it is sooooo hilarious and the oen be4 it id lik 2 c that!!!!!

  20. melanie responded:

    LOVE these. Much funnier than Edward’s. My favorite is #1 hands down

  21. UndeadSoldier responded:

    hahaha I LOVE #s 4,2,and 1 hands down the best pick up lines out of his Edwards and Jaspers True Genius

  22. nada responded:

    omg thts soooo funny my fave is #7

  23. Jessica responded:

    His are the best out of all the guys!

  24. Beth responded:

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. These are SO appropriate. They have to be the most fitting ones!

    Number 9 made me laugh my head off (:

  25. tiffany responded:

    Cant stop laughing…

  26. DanielleP responded:

    8, 7, 5, 4, and 3 are my favorites 2 made my eyes open wide imagine if Taylor Lautner said that to Kristen Stewart

  27. Anna responded:

    They are all my favs, love his lines!!!!!!!! Love 1,2 and 5

  28. Anna responded:

    Love 1,2 and 5 his were the best out of the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Mar responded:

    jajajaja!!!! i love the first one!!! this is so hilarious!!!

  30. marie_c responded:

    love them but should change #3, instead of blanket to say spaceheaters.

  31. april-be responded:

    i can definitely see Jacob saying all of these!
    lol,
    i love number two!
    can’t get enough of him,
    =)

  32. Rebecca responded:

    I’m kind of surprised no one offered “On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?”

    It’s a quote from “Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Nights)” and it’s really no more racy than 10, 7, 2, and 1.

  33. Jabe responded:

    Hahaha. Those are all great!! But i cant see him saying like any of ths things. I could be wrong. I wouldnt mind if he said them…

  34. Michaela responded:

    i want to be the mother of your puppies!

    jacob is freeking HOT or SEXY. take your pick, personaly i say both.

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