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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – JACOB’S BEST PICK-UP LINES

Posted October 28th, 2008 By: Team Switzerland 37 Comments »

In last week’s Top Ten Tuesday, we brought you Edward’s Best Pick-Up Lines. This week, we’ve decided to level the playing field for those of you on Team Jacob.

So for your enjoyment, here are Jacob Black’s Top Ten Pick-Up Lines:

10. “Wanna see my reservation?”

9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”

8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’”

7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”

5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”

3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

What do you think of the list? Got any other Jacob Black pick-up lines?
Get creative (but PG!)

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  • samantha

    That is hilarious.

  • rebekah_wilson

    These are hilarious!!

  • sarah

    hahahaha

    thats great !

  • nicole

    omg love itt

  • Val

    Those are great!

  • http://twilightersanonymous.com/ JAKE

    These are AWESOME!!!

    Love the original content.

    Love all of them but here’s my TOP PICKS

    MY PERSONAL FAVE:
    5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

    AND HERE’S MY OTHER PICKS:
    2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”
    1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

    Keep up the good work!!

  • keri

    hahahaha! those were so funny! my favorite is definitely number 3:
    “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

  • mrs.black

    love them!

    he can use any of those on me and i would be putty in his hands!

    in all truth he doesnt need a pickup line for me, just his smile!

  • Brittany

    I gotta say… I am definately for Team Edward but I must admit Jake has better pick up lines.

  • claire

    Also a big Team Edward fan but these are hysterical!

  • Little Miss Innocent

    These are really funny!

    Better than the Edward ones, mainly cause I can really see Jake saying these! LOL!

    “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”
    I can mentally see him grin bit evilly. :D

  • ME

    LMAO!!! nice

  • http://www.myspace.com/mar_lly Kelly

    “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

    “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

    Haha i can soooo see him saying these two lines to Bella sitting on the beach with “HER” smile on his face.. HAHAHAHA
    OMJB thats hilarious.. i burst a tear =]

    Team Jacob

  • Esme

    You know, what I like best is that I can see Jacob using any one of those lines then cracking up at his own joke! LOL

  • nicole

    So funny! You have me laughing so hard!

  • elle

    1,2 and 5 rule hahahaha

  • Jazz_Purrr Hale No

    Hmmm…here are the best turn downs for those one liners:

    “Why do you smell like wet dog?”

    “Are you housebroken too?”

    “Down Jacob…good boy. Sit. Roll over. Now play dead.”

    “That’s it I’m calling SPCA aka Animal Control!”

    Sincerly,

    Jazz

  • Alexa

    Wow, LOVE these! Bout time Jakey got some lines! He’s so awesome!

  • Jennifer

    OMg i luv that last one it is sooooo hilarious and the oen be4 it id lik 2 c that!!!!!

  • melanie

    LOVE these. Much funnier than Edward’s. My favorite is #1 hands down

  • UndeadSoldier

    hahaha I LOVE #s 4,2,and 1 hands down the best pick up lines out of his Edwards and Jaspers True Genius

  • nada

    omg thts soooo funny my fave is #7

  • Jessica

    His are the best out of all the guys!

  • http://ur_dream.ur_nightmarehotmail.com Beth

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. These are SO appropriate. They have to be the most fitting ones!

    Number 9 made me laugh my head off (:

  • tiffany

    Cant stop laughing…

  • DanielleP

    8, 7, 5, 4, and 3 are my favorites 2 made my eyes open wide imagine if Taylor Lautner said that to Kristen Stewart

  • Anna

    They are all my favs, love his lines!!!!!!!! Love 1,2 and 5

  • Anna

    Love 1,2 and 5 his were the best out of the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mar

    jajajaja!!!! i love the first one!!! this is so hilarious!!!

  • marie_c

    love them but should change #3, instead of blanket to say spaceheaters.

  • april-be

    i can definitely see Jacob saying all of these!
    lol,
    i love number two!
    can’t get enough of him,
    =)

  • Rebecca

    I’m kind of surprised no one offered “On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?”

    It’s a quote from “Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Nights)” and it’s really no more racy than 10, 7, 2, and 1.

  • Jabe

    Hahaha. Those are all great!! But i cant see him saying like any of ths things. I could be wrong. I wouldnt mind if he said them…

  • Michaela

    i want to be the mother of your puppies!

    jacob is freeking HOT or SEXY. take your pick, personaly i say both.

  • Zora

    OMG he’s really sexy wish he’d say those to me but no chance before hell freezes over stuff bella pick me jacob lol i looooooooove him my favs were 1 2 7 4 and 9 made me laugh love you jacob

  • Protagonist

    Epic win

  • Liz

    Haha! 3,4,&5 were wins.

 

 

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