(FYI: Wolfsbane, THE Wolfsbane, has hereby recovered from all injuries sustained from tweeners during the Twilight Red Carpet event, including, but not limited to, the blows to his ego. Anybody asking how he’s doing and if he’s healed will hereby be referred to his psychiatrist. Kthx.)
Let me cut to the chase for those of you who don’t want to deal with spoilers or read my whining:
THE GOOD – IT WAS GOOD.
THE BAD – IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.
MY RATING – [B-]
Ok so I was one of very few guys standing in line for the midnight screening in Valencia. With me were Len aka the Queen B and Vince aka Jake, and boy, were we caught off guard by the ridiculous line that snaked across the plaza and around the street. To be fair, I walked into that theater with no expectations whatsoever, except perhaps the possibility of having the ringing in my ears (it started at the Twilight Red Carpet event) might come back and stay…permanently. Luckily the theater staff came out like Rambo and threatened potential screamers and squealers with pain and suffering, to be dealt by the popcorn dude. We got to enjoy the movie in relative peace, at times actually in awe that most of the people in the packed to the rafters theater had turned blue in the face from suppressing audible swoons.
I would have to say that the movie delivered to those it meant the most for, the fans. IF you had read the book (which from the looks of it, accounted for about 99% of all the people who watched it with us), then the movie will be fulfilling.
Seeing the tale unfold visually is at times a treat to the senses, and this is confirmed by the numerous whispers I heard of, “OME, that’s just how I pictured it!” (shhhh!) Kristin Stewart’s portrayal of Bella was spot on for me, and I did often wonder what kind of actress could possibly give enough convincing visual cues to what was going on in Bella’s mind. That kind of actress it seems, was Ms. Stewart. Though at moments a mite too fidgety, Kristin embraced the role and owned it from the start. She projected Bella’s haunted thoughts with ease, at times outshining just about everybody else on screen, including Robert Pattinson. It’s not that they were mediocre actors (though I would have casted a couple of them differently), it was because, having read the book, Bella was well developed in my mind and Kristin showed the depth of understanding she has for the character.
Edward is a different matter entirely. I do believe that Robert Pattinson is good for the part…but. Playing a conflicted vampire is hard enough without having to adapt a foreign accent, and Rob has had to do that on top of having to find the chops to convincingly portray a superhuman who is doubting his humanity. His struggle to consistently hold an accent showed, and at times distracted even the audience. Also, the emotional intensity was there, but it really seemed the conflict was about whether to come across as a very cool super strong vampire, or one attempting romance for the first time. Add to that certain lines that are incredibly hard to say with a straight face, and you have the recipe for some really confused acting. I do admire his attempts to stick the landing, even when it appeared the words he was about to spit were souring in his mouth. He seemed too delicate at times, considering he was supposed to be hard as rock, and that bothered me. That’s not to say he was not a convincing Edward. Robert took the role and ran with it, I can forgive a few stumbles.
The gloves come off from this point on along with some spoilers, so you’re all welcome to stop now.
I was expecting more, but I totally understand why I didn’t get it. I did read about the initial budget being a mere $37M and I do know that there are aspects of the book that just doesn’t translate well into the big screen. That said, there were times when I was sorely disappointed by what I saw. Kristin and Robert carried the movie on their shoulders, with the more than capable cast giving ample support, but even stellar acting can only do so much. It also felt at times that Catherine Hardwicke was out of her element, and it showed the most during the action and effects-heavy scenes.
The vampire abilities of Edward and his siblings necessitated certain effects to give the audience the proper visuals. This is where the budget constraints were truly apparent. Most of the special effects seemed more appropriate on an episode of Heroes. The term “cheesy” comes to mind. The whole baseball scene was hard to watch, especially the confrontation between James and Edward when James got a whiff of Bella. There was a way to show how these vamps could move at superspeed, and speeding up the tape wasn’t it. The flashbacks and cut scenes were also too contrived, giving me the feeling it was just added on to flesh out the movie, but nobody paid attention to how they were going to be edited into the film. One area that they could have redeemed themselves was the final fight scene, but once again, it came across as something made for TV, with the budget to match.
Catherine Hardwicke’s directing of the emotional core of the film was impressive, yet at times she apearred at a loss when the shots called for visual impact. Admittedly, Kristin couldn’t have given us the Bella that she did without formidable directing, but we also needed Edward to come across as the invincible and physically intimidating vampire that he was. If this was a pick up baseball game, Hardwicke’s expertise as a pitcher shines in her fast balls and strikes, but put plainly, she is completely out of her element in the outfield, struggling to keep up and stay on point. What were supposed to be scary moments when James and co. were hunting were just plain campy, and the sweeping panoramics that could have been put to good use seemed tacked on at the end of each scene.
A last gripe, the background music! It was distracting and poorly coordinated. I have no doubts I’d be alone in thinking that.
As a male fan, what would I have wanted to see? First of all, please please please give this movie the budget it deserves. Harry Potter running around a completely imaginary set with a crooked stick was given more. If we had even half of what the Potter series got, we’d have been in the running for a decent action flick with a romance on the side. How can you not have cool action scenes with superhuman characters fighting?
Also, three words – Yuen Woo Ping, embrace him, love him. He will make turn this movie into the franchise it deserves to be.
We stayed for the credits and I was suprised to see that ILM was tapped for the visual effects. Shocked actually. I expected more out of them, and the only thing I can think of why the effects failed the movie was that $37M really doesn’t get you much movie nowadays. The Twilight series still has the potential for re-invention. The story has already been established, and Bella and Edward are credible characters that just need fleshing out. The following books have potential for incredible scenes and mind blowing effects, please give it what it deserves.
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