CELEBUZZ: ROBERT PATTINSON VS. CHUCK NORRIS
Back in 1999, Twilight star Michael Welch, who plays Mike Newton, appeared on an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger with none other than Chuck Norris. Fast forward ten years and he’s starring in one of the year’s biggest films with one of Hollywood’s hottest stars, Robert Pattinson. In what is quite possibly one of the weirdest interviews ever, Celebuzz asks the question that everyone is (not) really interested in hearing the answer to…who’s better: Robert Pattinson or Chuck Norris?
Who smells better? “Robert Pattinson…he smells like heaven.”Who has a better beard? “You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing.”
Who looks better in tight jeans? “That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs].”
Who’d win in a fight? “I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob’s no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so.”
And naturally, Celebuzz wants to know who you think would win in a fight: Edward Cullen or Chuck Norris. To weigh in on this faux battle, click here.
(Thanks Noor)
Chuck, I’m sure you could win against Rob in a fight but you’re no match for Edward Cullen. Sorry, bud. Stick to the title of having the best beard.
What did you think of this odd interview? Did you vote in the poll? If so, which option did you choose?
