CELEBUZZ: ROBERT PATTINSON VS. CHUCK NORRIS
Back in 1999, Twilight star Michael Welch, who plays Mike Newton, appeared on an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger with none other than Chuck Norris. Fast forward ten years and he’s starring in one of the year’s biggest films with one of Hollywood’s hottest stars, Robert Pattinson. In what is quite possibly one of the weirdest interviews ever, Celebuzz asks the question that everyone is (not) really interested in hearing the answer to…who’s better: Robert Pattinson or Chuck Norris?
Who smells better? “Robert Pattinson…he smells like heaven.”Who has a better beard? “You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing.”
Who looks better in tight jeans? “That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs].”
Who’d win in a fight? “I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob’s no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so.”
And naturally, Celebuzz wants to know who you think would win in a fight: Edward Cullen or Chuck Norris. To weigh in on this faux battle, click here.
(Thanks Noor)
Chuck, I’m sure you could win against Rob in a fight but you’re no match for Edward Cullen. Sorry, bud. Stick to the title of having the best beard.
What did you think of this odd interview? Did you vote in the poll? If so, which option did you choose?
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LOL.. OME, so this is what RP’s mind blowing stardom has come to? Heheh… as Rob, I think he’ll just be star struck and be his humble self and bow to Chuck Norris, as Edward, well nobody could beat Edward =)
Ok here is my vote:: Mortal vs. Mortal (Chuck no doubt) However now Mortal vs Immortal vs Mortal of course (Robert and his appeal) Chuck was great in his day but face it Edward is here to stay
OK, is it me or has Michael Welsh been talking a lot about Rob in the interviews he is doing lately, I don’t know maybe they all ask about Rob or something, anyway.
What is with the comparing Rob to everyone? Like who is the sexiest Vampire Rob or Stephen? Who is the sexiest Rob or Brad? and now Rob vs Chuck ( what is Chuck like 70 years old,gee) lol.
I say to all , Rob is #1 in everything, The best, The sexiest Man alive , The best actor,The best musician etc etc….
So, no more polls and no more comparing #1 to everyone else, thank you….
I would say Chuck would win against Rob. Not because Rob isn’t strong(I have no doubt that man can whip anybody if he was mad enough) and he could defend himself, but because Chuck knows Karate. Rob would put up a brave fight. Love you Rob. When it comes to his fictional character, Edward would wipe the floor with Chuck. However, I don’t think their would be a fight because Edward is more of a calm, not- wanting-to-fight-unless-he-had-to kind of charcter. That does not make him a wimp either, that makes him more of a man in my eyes. Fighting does not solve anything. Plus Edward has a conscience(hope that is spelled right). He does not want to hurt anybody.
Rob, Rob, Rob, Edward, period.
I guess if you google Rob Pattinson, or Edward Cullen for that matter every article about him and who was talking about him is there for everyone to read. So therefore the talkers get publicity too. huh. As opposed to Rob who is keeping such a low profile, if it were any lower he would be subterranean.
Yes, silly poll after silly poll, seems well….silly.
I have never heard a funnier
combo in my life. BAHAHAHA
I have always wondered why reporters/interviewers ask people about their co-stars. If I were in the movies, quite frankly, I’d wanna talk about me, promoting myself and letting people know that I am out there, so I might land my next job.
I have seen interviews where it’s like the person they are interviewing is only there because they might be able to dish on another actor. That has to be awkward. It’s like being forced to gossip.
As for Edward vs. Walker … Really, who can beat a Vampire aside from another Vampire or a Werewolf? Probably not Walker, Texas Ranger.
If it was back in chucks day then I think he could take Edward. No one can beat the Chuck!