WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (11-04-09)
Hello, hello lovely Twilighters, and welcome to another edition of Wacky Wednesday! We’re back with another installment of Caption This!, but as always, before get started with this week, we need to give a shoutout to the hilarious winners from last week! So to view the awesome winners who took the top spots last week, click here.
For this week’s Caption This! installment, we have picture of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart taken last year during their trip to the MuchMusic headquarters for Twilight promotion.
Below is your Caption This! picture for November 4th:
The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the picture above, and submit it in the comment box below!
Edit (11-11-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:
• Rob: Oh my gosh!!! You’re Bella from “Twilight!!!!” Can I have your autograph!
- Amanda
• Rob: “Since I’m going to hell anyway, Will You Marry Me?”
Kristen: “Did you just steal a line from the movie for your proposal?”
- Ashlee Glowacki
• A whoopee cushion? really? what are you…9? *shakes head in disappointment*
- Dils
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No, Bella not until we are married.
Kristen - “No you didn’t just grab my butt Rob!!!”
Rob - (thinking) I’m so busted!!
rob: I swear I don’t have your NY cap.
Kris: did you bring protection?
Rob: uhm yeah..
Kris: what are you doing?
Rob: wait, what kind of protection are you talking about?
Rob: oh.. now that is a nice plaid dress…
Rob: GURRRRLLL… can i get yo numba?
Kristen: Uh sure..
Rob: Let me take out my handy-dandy notebook!
Kristen: “Oh you so didn’t just say that out loud did you?”
Rob: “Uh maybe.”
Rob: Oh my gosh!!! You’re Bella from “Twilight!!!!” Can I have your autograph!
Kristen: “Oh you so did not just say that out loud!”
Rob: “Uh, maybe”
“How about a magic trick…”
Kristen: Are you ready for our party after this?
Rob: Oh yeah, I am so ready! I came prepared….
Kristen: Rob, not that kind of party and not that kind of ready..
Rob: Oh damn…. not getting lucky tonight….again!
The key to the Volvo? Didn’t I already give it to you?
Rob: I wonder if I have enough time to run outside for a smoke??
Kristen: Tell me you’re not serious…
Rob: OK, I think I have a $20… what will that get me!?!
A whoopee cushion? really? what are you…9? *shakes head in disappointment*
Kristen: *sits down, feels something hard, screams and stands up*
Rob: What?
Kristen: Oh it’s just the mic.
Rob: What did you think it was?
or…
Kristen: No Rob, I will not sit on your lap.
KS: “Does this dress make my butt look big?”
RP: “Let me get my camera, I’ll take a photo, show you & you can decide.”
Kristen *sings* “I’m too sexy for my jacket”
Rob *thinking* is this finally about to go down now…right here!?!
Rob: “Since I’m going to hell anyway, Will You Marry Me?”
Kristen: “Did you just steal a line from the movie for your proposal?”
Kristen: *looks at Rob* I sure hope that’s not an engagement ring!
Rob:Well…uhhmmm…*face turns red* This is awkward. *stuffs the ring away and grabs out a tissue* I uhh need to dab my eyes, because all these cameras are making them water….
Kristen:Don’t cry AGAIN…You know how hard it was to get rid of those pictures last time!
Rob: Damn gurl since your strippin let me get out my dolla dolla bills you!
Kristen: you know i dont do that in public!
Bella!!, Watch me pull a Jacob out of my hat,…uh I mean….jacket..”
LOL. you guys are all so funny
Rob: that’s nothing Bella
Kristen:Ok, I’m gonna go ask Jake. He will tell me
Rob: “Oooh, sorry Kristen, i don`t have any more tampons.”
Kristen: “Do you think this dress is ugly? I swear it makes me look fat.”
Rob:”Uhh… what? ummm…no? Oh my phone’s ringing!”
WOW Kristin, I can see your panties
!
Kristen: (What did you just say)
Robert : (I think I forgot my comb)
Kristen: Let’s take clothes off.
Rob: Uuuuuh?!
Kristen: You know I didn’t mean it like that!
Kristen: What?! You told OK magazine we’re like a married couple?
Rob: Uhhh… yeah, well yeah, ummm…here I got you a ring and everything! It looks just like Edward’s crystal ring for Bella!
Rob: You know, Kristen, there’s this new book I’d think you’d enjoy.
Kristen: Oh really? What’s it called?
Rob: The Vampire is Just Not That Into You.
kristin: “rob are you looking at porn again?”
rob: “uh psh no.” *cough* (hides phone)
Rob: And now for my next trick…
Kristen: Oh. My. God. *facepalm*
Kristen: Hey Rob wanna see a little dance…..
kristen: You did not just take a picture of my underwear when i bent over!?!?!
robert:what? no, no.(thinking: hello myspace pics!)
You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That’s what it’s all about
Now you Rob!
Fizz: HAHAHA
Rob: Wait… you want to demonstrate WHAT scene on live television?? I mean, come on, I’m not prepared or…
Kristen: Not prepared? To act out the scene where you wish me a happy birthday? Which scene did you THINK I was talking about?
Rob: Oh, pfft, nothing! I just meant, uh… um…. oh look! So *that’s* where I left my iPhone! Hehe…. awkward.
Rob: “I swear I wasn’t thinking about the honeymoon scene!”
Kristen: Rob! Stop tryin’ to look up my dress!
Rob: Well, I didn’t think I was gonna get caught…..
Kristen: Don’t move. I am so Facebooking this.
Kristan: hey, was that-? Gimme that!
Rob: nope! *tucks photo into pocket* I’m gonna make sure the King of Twitter get to this one!
Rob: Ok Ok here’s $10 Just don’t leave!
Bella: *Starts taking off clothes*
Edward: Oh, I’ve got the ring right here!!! Perfect timing!
Kirsten: Does my ass look huge in this dress?
Rob: uhhh …
Bella: “Don’t tell me you lost your wedding ring! I swear Edward what is it with and losing things!Why is it that you remember perfectly where your bet money is for wen Emmet comes, but you can’t remember where your ring is!!” *Stamps her foot*
Edward: “NOO NOO wait wait here it is! It’s in my jacket see! I didn’t lose it!”
Edward: *Woo! that was close!”
Rob: OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S KRISTEN STEWART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will You Sign My Pocket Size Copy Of Twilight, That I Just Happen To Have With Me??
kristen: did you see where my cookie went?
robert: uhh… no… maybe you ate it?…
Kristen: Rob, you did not just go there.
Kristin as bella:i said bow to me Edward and tell me how much u love me and will never put me threw so much pain any more
Rob as Edward:bows down to bella and begs for her forgivness please i am sorry take me back i will never leave u again
rob:oh yeah you wanna staring contest
kristen:im gonna win
rob:like hell you are(then pulls out a mini torch from his jacket and shines it in her eyes)
rob:yeah how do you like them apples