CHRON.COM: PATTINSON ADDS ZINGERS TO ‘TWILIGHT’ COMMENTARY

The Houston Chronicle has a cute review on the audio commentary from the ‘Twilight’ DVD. If you don’t want to know anything about the commentary until you see it yourself, BEWARE THE SPOILERS!!:

After months of hype and screaming fangirls and barrels of newspaper ink dumped on Robert Pattinson and Twilight, there was bound to be some backlash.

But who’d have thought that the funniest voice in that critical chorus would be … RobPat himself.
There he is with director Catherine Hardwicke and co-star Kristen Stewart in the audio commentary on the new Twilight DVD, dissing himself and tossing in silly bits of new dialogue for his vampire hottie character, Edward Cullen.

During the school cafeteria scene where an iconic apple bounces off Edward’s feet and into his hands: “Wow, he’s a superhuman moron. … He wears lipstick, has a little bouffant and does little circus acts.”

A make-out scene with his human girlfriend, Bella (Stewart): “I’ve got one of those butt chins” — explaining his usual stubble and beards off camera. During other pivotal scenes Pattinson pipes in to point out his “scraggly sideburns,” “effeminate hands,” “sculpted eyebrows” and a clueless “where am I?” gaze.

In the forest, when Edward is warning Bella to stay away:
Edward: “Do you know what vampires eat?”
Pattinson (in a high, nasal voice): “Cheeseburgers!”

During the romantic prom dance in the gazebo, when Edward leans in toward Bella’s outstretched neck:
Hardwicke: “Oh … that’s hot.”
Stewart: “That was really difficult on my neck.”
Pattinson: “I look like an animé character.”

Now there’s an idea.

Aside from the movie itself and the commentary, this two-disc set, which is available midnight Friday, is loaded with extended and deleted scenes (some cut for good reason, others — the meadow! — making you want more), music videos from the likes of Paramore and Muse and a seven-part making-of documentary with a full coven of cast and crew interviewed before, during and after filming.
The documentary doesn’t offer much new info for hardcore fans (nor for those who already slavishly researched Twilight for purely journalistic reasons and not out of some odd obsession, I swear).

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(Thanks Jennifer!)

I can’t wait to see this commentary myself! It sounds like Rob is so funny. There are so many things to look forward to in the extras on this DVD, I don’t know which one I’m going to want to see first.

Which part of the DVD are you looking forward to the most? Do you usually watch the audio commentary on DVDs?