TIMESOFTHEINTERNET: 10 SIGNS YOU’RE TOO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT
Almost everybody loves “Twilight,” but what happens when you just go too damn far? What are the signs that your love for Twilight has crossed the line into obsession? We’ve created this handy check list to help you decided if you need professional assistance with your Twilight Obsession.10) You’ve memorized every line of the book series
9) You refer to yourself as a “Twilight Scholar”
8) Your screen name is a Twilight character’s name
7) You spend all day blogging about the movie
6) You are set to receive Twitter updates about “New Moon”
5) You think Catherine Hardwicke should be the next President of the United States
4) You actually think you have a future with either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner
3) You just know in your heart that vampires are real
2) You’re sure Twilight is non-fiction
1) You have your Google Alerts set to notify you anytime anyone in the world mentions Twilight even once.If 5 or more of these statements apply to you, you may already be too far gone to help. If all 10 are applicable, all we can do is send some good vibes and hope for the best.
LOL (Raises Hand) I have that illness too. At least 5 apply to me. How many apply to you?
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Hahaha almost all but like 1 or 2 hahahahaha thats great lol
that is funny!
i have all but 2. lol.
ahh those are so true too!
Only #10! I have a lot of catching up to do
see my husband thought I was obsessed about Twilight, but only one of these apply to me. lol. ;]
At least i know i have an illness!!!
Haha,like four of those apply to me
Seven of them apply to me, eight if it count running around your school screaming, ” TWILIGHT
I have 2 i can relate to, not including Catherine being the president. Although, i’m totally for that
how do you get twitter updates about new moon???
I only have one of these but I will shameless raise my hand to writing Twilight fanfiction. GO Team Jasper!
oh those are scarily true…
I wish vampires were real.
i do ALL this!!! uh-oh..is that bad?……but this who i am. =] and nobody can change me , unless the volturi come to my town and threaten me then i might reconsider
Ha ha! I have Twilight and New Moon RSS feeds feed into my customized My Yahoo page, and I get all the fansites news events feeding into the one page. Sadly, I think I will never see Rob in person
sadly none. I feel like such a failure!! maybe the vampires DO exist one but not any of the others. sad. wahhhhhh!
I am asking the SAME thing about HOW DO YOU GET “Twitter updates” for New Moon?? Where do I sign up?? I get my daily emails from Twilighters Anonymous {of course} but that’s it???? can anyone assist?
Oh yeah, but 2 apply to me, I am actually surfing the web now about MY Twilight!!!
ok so if any true twilight fan thinks that hardwicke should be president…well thats just a dead give away that ur not a true twilight fan…that movie though it was good was not anywhere close to wut a representation of the book should have been…just pointing that out
i am all 10 lol. seriously.
I’m thinking that’s this list is the reason we all come to twilightersanonymous.com! It’s our support group online!!!! LOL! By the way, I’m thinking that Stephenie Meyer should become PrEz, not Catherine! Sorry, Cath, but you understand, right?
:D
Lots ?
LMAO I got 4 out of 10, 1 more and I’m completely obsessed
i technically have 5
but if i get like emails and stuff from different sources
so i guess 7(:
haha my life revolves around this..
LOL Ok, so like 3 or 4 of these applies to me. Does it count that I write Twilight fanfictions (Team Edward all the way)? LOL
Haha thats great, but you know what? Who cares if we’re obsessed? Twilight freaking rocks! And it’s great to know how many people love it so much, we are not alone in our obsession! lol
And I have like 3 on the list lol.
I am so obessed with Twilight and well the whole series actually. I just have one question, how do i get the Twilight updates and so forth??? I need to know, i am so addicted it isn’t funny. I spend my day at the office surfing the net finding things on Twilight and the rest of the series. If someone could please let me know, you can email me on gillian.cohen@dfc.discovery.co.za!! Awaiting a response.
only 2 here - but hey, “always reading the BOOKS for like..forever!” should be included and like having waatched the film as if there was a Twilight “30″ should also count right? =) freak! Twilight freak.
I’m starting to wonder too where the enthusiasm for this novel come from? As it’s certainly not normal. heheheh…
Is it just ‘females’, or guys get to be Twilight freaks as well?
pfeww.. I’m safe ^^
Umm. Escuse me. Feelling offended by #4.
I know I’m going to have a future with Robert Pattinson, I have it all planned out.
The following applies to me:
3) You just know in your heart that vampires are real- (I can feel they live among us)
4) You actually think you have a future with either Robert Pattinson- (I wish! Anything is possible) lol
8) Your screen name is a Twilight character’s name- (My password is Edward related)
Lol i have this illness beyond help lol i’m already on #76 on my list of wat 2 do for the twilight saga
eer, 6 of those applies to me. OMG. i have the illness. HAHAHA.
OK, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8(kinda, does “PiercingGoldenEyes” count?), 9, and 10 apply to me. So that’s 7. Crap, there’s no hope for me…
Haha. Somebody told me I have an obsession, but only two of these apply to me!
HA. yikes. 5 0f them apply to me. so what? i’m obseessive. and i’m proud of it!
ONly like 2 of those apply to me.
yay! i not a freaky obbsessed twilighter! haha xDD
omg wat is scary is that i have all of them xD
obsessed much
my mom has been telling me for years that there is something wrong with me, now i know why!
I laughed out loud in the school library reading these, especially No. 1, because I had my gMail pulled up in another browser with my “twilight,” “stephenie meyer,” and “taylor lautner” email alerts flooding my inbox. It was too perfect!
I was also dressed as a Vampire today (with my Team Edward t-shirt underneath my suave, chic coat) for Pop Culture Day at school, so these were eerily appropriate.
Only No. 2 and No. 3 are accurate for me too.
wow…number 4 and 3 are so me…..*sigh*
one thing to say….YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT
9 outta 10.
that’s just sad.
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i’m just glad i’m not the only one.
lol.
Ha Ha maybe 2 apply to me… That is great list but good to hear that I don’t professional help!!
hey you guyzz betteh
send me some good vibes and hope for the best
xDD
5… haha but I’m to twitter… lol so soon to be six,
loverly right?
haha, 8 outa 10 isn’t bad right?
I think this is hilarious.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT GOOGLE THING ?!!!!!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!???!?
Haha, 3 apply to me. My friends think i’m mad!
opps 10 outta 10