TOP TEN TUESDAYS - EMMETT’S TOP TEN PICK UP LINES
We’ve seen the top pick up lines from Edward, Jacob, and Jasper, so who’s next in the lineup? Emmett, of course. He may already have the beautiful Rosalie, but what would he do if he were still on his own and looking for his true love? That’s what we’re looking at this week.
Emmett’s Top Ten Pick Up Lines:
10. I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see!9. Wanna see me crush a boulder?
8. I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.
7. You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.
6. Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.
5. (To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…
4. I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?
3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.
2. Wanna be my monkey woman?
1. You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.
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i LOVE it! #1 is the best
hahah I loke #4 and 6, Emmett is a big, scary teddy bear! haha!
I LOVE THESE!!!! Funniest pick up lines you’ve done yet! And Im kinda partial to #1 myself!!!
Being a blonde(woo!) I like #5 and I love #10 too!
Lol I love these!!! Funny things to read… I’m brunette but I’ll die ma hair blonde if I have to lol… #1 man he is…
lol, gotta love emmett! i like 9, 8 and 6. hes gorgeous
hahahahaha
they are all great
but i especially love #8!!!!!!!!!
and #6 is so cute:D
Ohhhh Emmett!
Shexy darling! Love them. Except #5, cause I ain’t a blonde. Absolutely love #4.
I like # 10 and # 2 lol, monkey woman
#2 made me laugh, if a guy said that surely they’d get a slap lol.
def. number one.
HEARTit.
go emmett!♥
I love it hehe x
mi favs 8,6,2 and 1 lol xxx
Luv em”! Sorry I missed the contest but how about “You stop my heart - wanna start mine?”
LOL!
Here are a few more:
Do you have any raisins? (No) How about a date?
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend…
:)
#9 and #7 are my favs!
LoL KOOL XOXOXOX
haha! I’d soooooooooooo fall for any of these!
I’d so be his Monkey Woman!
BAHAHAHAHA emmett is my FAVORiTE cullen. :]]
8, 2, & 1 are the best!! ROFL i lOVE that it says monkey woman xD
i love #7
lol
funnyyyyy stuff
Aaaaah*-* Love Twilight Saga:)^^ Love Emett, Jasper, Edward, Jacob, …….. XD
HAHAHA!!! i luv #1,4,6 &9! LOL!!! but i think to understand #8 u wud have to have read the books! lol! personally i hate it wen guys use the angel line-but if it was Emmett i wud probably giggle or faint. either one. lol!
ha ha! ‘pickup lines’ the first one was gud! lol!