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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – EMMETT’S TOP TEN PICK UP LINES

Posted July 7th, 2009 By: Team Switzerland 21 Comments »

We’ve seen the top pick up lines from Edward, Jacob, and Jasper, so who’s next in the lineup? Emmett, of course. He may already have the beautiful Rosalie, but what would he do if he were still on his own and looking for his true love? That’s what we’re looking at this week.

 

So for this week’s edition of Top Ten Tuesday, TA Staffer Ana brings us:
Emmett’s Top Ten Pick Up Lines:

10. I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see!

9. Wanna see me crush a boulder?

8. I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.

7. You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

6. Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

5. (To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…

4. I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

2. Wanna be my monkey woman?

1. You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.

What do you think of the list? Do you have any other Emmett pick up lines?

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  • anna_cullen

    i LOVE it! #1 is the best :)

  • Chelle

    hahah I loke #4 and 6, Emmett is a big, scary teddy bear! haha!

  • Tink

    I LOVE THESE!!!! Funniest pick up lines you’ve done yet! And Im kinda partial to #1 myself!!! ;)

    Being a blonde(woo!) I like #5 and I love #10 too!

  • http://TA Caryn

    Lol I love these!!! Funny things to read… I’m brunette but I’ll die ma hair blonde if I have to lol… #1 man he is…

  • emmy

    lol, gotta love emmett! i like 9, 8 and 6. hes gorgeous

  • Karlie

    hahahahaha

    they are all great
    but i especially love #8!!!!!!!!!
    and #6 is so cute:D

  • Emmy

    Ohhhh Emmett!

    Shexy darling! Love them. Except #5, cause I ain’t a blonde. Absolutely love #4.

  • Twilight Mom Australia

    I like # 10 and # 2 lol, monkey woman

  • Chloeeee

    #2 made me laugh, if a guy said that surely they’d get a slap lol.

  • RachelCullen

    def. number one.
    HEARTit.
    go emmett!♥

  • `EmilieCullenx

    I love it hehe x

    mi favs 8,6,2 and 1 lol xxx

  • Carol

    Luv em”! Sorry I missed the contest but how about “You stop my heart – wanna start mine?”

  • http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com pick up lines

    LOL!
    Here are a few more:

    Do you have any raisins? (No) How about a date?
    Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
    Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend…

    :)

  • MSUBando

    #9 and #7 are my favs!

  • EMILY

    LoL KOOL XOXOXOX :)

  • Marissa [who loves the Teddy Bear]

    haha! I’d soooooooooooo fall for any of these!
    I’d so be his Monkey Woman!

  • katie

    BAHAHAHAHA emmett is my FAVORiTE cullen. :]]
    8, 2, & 1 are the best!! ROFL i lOVE that it says monkey woman xD

  • Amanda

    i love #7
    lol
    funnyyyyy stuff

  • FOBBrigi

    Aaaaah*-* Love Twilight Saga:)^^ Love Emett, Jasper, Edward, Jacob, …….. XD

  • #1twilighter08

    HAHAHA!!! i luv #1,4,6 &9! LOL!!! but i think to understand #8 u wud have to have read the books! lol! personally i hate it wen guys use the angel line-but if it was Emmett i wud probably giggle or faint. either one. lol!

  • #1twilighter08

    ha ha! ‘pickup lines’ the first one was gud! lol!

 

 

 
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