TOP TEN TUESDAYS – EMMETT’S TOP TEN PICK UP LINES
We’ve seen the top pick up lines from Edward, Jacob, and Jasper, so who’s next in the lineup? Emmett, of course. He may already have the beautiful Rosalie, but what would he do if he were still on his own and looking for his true love? That’s what we’re looking at this week.
Emmett’s Top Ten Pick Up Lines:
10. I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see!9. Wanna see me crush a boulder?
8. I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.
7. You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.
6. Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.
5. (To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…
4. I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?
3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.
2. Wanna be my monkey woman?
1. You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.
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