TOP TEN TUESDAYS – THE TOP TEN FUNNY HUMAN QUOTES
We’ve brought you the top ten funny wolf pack quotes and Volturi quotes, but this week we’re bringing it back to the humans. The humans, consisting of Jessica, Mike, Angela, Charlie, etc., may not have supernatural powers or have the ability to morph into a horse-sized wolf, but they have the gift of comedy on their side. They have many hilarious lines throughout the Twilight Saga, and that’s what we’re highlighting for you today on this week’s edition of Top Ten Tuesday.
The Top Ten Funny Human Quotes:
10. So, you’re the vampire girl. – Emily Young, New Moon, p.3329. For a teenager, you’re amazingly non-whiney. – Charlie Swan, Eclipse, p. 10
8. Not only are you saving my hands from permanent injury, you also just spared me two long hours of a plot-less, badly dubbed martial arts film. – Angela Weber, Eclipse, p.133
7. Alice wouldn’t let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out. – Renee Dwyer, Breaking Dawn, p.46
6. Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy. – Angela Weber, Eclipse, p. 136
5. He looks at you like … like you’re something to eat. – Mike Newton, Twilight, p. 221
4. That’s Edward. He’s gorgeous, of course, but don’t waste your time. He doesn’t date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him. – Jessica Stanley, Twilight, p.22
3. I don’t think you need to worry about Jake too much. Anyone who can cuss with that kind of energy is going to recover. – Charlie Swan, Eclipse, p. 586
2. So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? – Mike Newton, Twilight, p. 25
1. Wait … which one is Edwin? – Charlie Swan, Twilight, p. 357
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