TOP TEN TUESDAYS – THE TOP TEN FUNNY VOLTURI QUOTES
We’re less than two weeks away from New Moon and while last week we refreshed your memory by giving you the Top Ten Funny Wolf Pack quotes, this week we’re taking a deeper look at another group we’re introduced to in New Moon. I’m talking about the Volturi, of course. Sure they’re an evil bunch, but despite that, they have some pretty comical lines throughout the series.
The Top Ten Funny Volturi Quotes:
10. “I love a happy ending. They are so rare.” – Aro, New Moon, p. 4689. You breed mutants here. – Caius, Breaking Dawn, p.704
8. “If you and your furry protector will excuse me, my dear Cullens, I must confer with my brothers.” – Aro, Breaking Dawn, p. 700
7. “Ah, how I miss my friend Carlisle! You remind me of him – only he was not so angry.” – Aro, New Moon, p. 471
6. “It’s too bad we missed the fight. It sounds like it would have been entertaining to watch.” – Jane, Eclipse, p.577
5. “Interesting company you keep.” – Demetri, Breaking Dawn, p. 696
4. “Just checking. No harm done, apparently.” – Jane, Eclipse, p. 577
3. “Oh well, we’re all together now! Isn’t it lovely!” – Aro, Breaking Dawn, p.712
2. “They send you out for one and you come back with two … and a half. Nice work.” – Alec, New Moon, p. 464
1. “Dibs” – Felix, New Moon, p. 465
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