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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – THE TOP TEN FUNNY VOLTURI QUOTES

Posted November 10th, 2009 By: Team Switzerland 6 Comments »

We’re less than two weeks away from New Moon and while last week we refreshed your memory by giving you the Top Ten Funny Wolf Pack quotes, this week we’re taking a deeper look at another group we’re introduced to in New Moon. I’m talking about the Volturi, of course. Sure they’re an evil bunch, but despite that, they have some pretty comical lines throughout the series.

So for this week’s edition of Top Ten Tuesday, TA Staffer Emmy brings us:
The Top Ten Funny Volturi Quotes:

10. “I love a happy ending. They are so rare.” – Aro, New Moon, p. 468

9. You breed mutants here. – Caius, Breaking Dawn, p.704

8. “If you and your furry protector will excuse me, my dear Cullens, I must confer with my brothers.” – Aro, Breaking Dawn, p. 700

7. “Ah, how I miss my friend Carlisle! You remind me of him – only he was not so angry.” – Aro, New Moon, p. 471

6. “It’s too bad we missed the fight. It sounds like it would have been entertaining to watch.” – Jane, Eclipse, p.577

5. “Interesting company you keep.” – Demetri, Breaking Dawn, p. 696

4. “Just checking. No harm done, apparently.” – Jane, Eclipse, p. 577

3. “Oh well, we’re all together now! Isn’t it lovely!” – Aro, Breaking Dawn, p.712

2. “They send you out for one and you come back with two … and a half. Nice work.” – Alec, New Moon, p. 464

1. “Dibs” – Felix, New Moon, p. 465

What do you think of the list? Do you have any other funny Volturi quotes?

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  • Twilight lover

    I love the one with Felix saying “Dibs”

  • Stregoni Benefici

    my fave is when Aro says Edward reminds him of Carlisle, them adds; “- only he was not so angry”

  • emmy

    Well, considering how hilariously funny and friendly the Volturi are, its sad to say that this list just about covers their funniest moments. Nah jokes, its pretty hard to pick out witty lines from heartless killers!

  • sarah

    haha, I remember reading Breaking Dawn and one of the quotes I remember most was by Aro in the last few chapters. He says “Peace, brother.”

    it cracked me up, lol :D

  • Erilu77

    The last one “Dibs” made me think about all the Edward/Felix action we’ll get to see on the movie!!

    C.W. –not the tv network btw… but the Director… :) really made those scenes more interesting to ‘watch’…

  • Emoness101

    “If you and your furry protector will excuse me, my dear Cullens, I must confer with my brothers.” That was freaking hilarious!! I'm suprised the wolves didnt react to that!!!
    -b3l|@ dR@g0m!r

 

 

 
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