TOP TEN TUESDAYS – THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT CAN BITE BEING A WEREWOLF
We’ve gone through the best reasons to be Team Jacob, Team Edward, and Team Switzerland, but what about if you’re actually a vampire or a werewolf? Well, while there are many positive aspects to being a werewolf, there are also a few (well, more than a few) negative points to being one too.
The Top 10 Reasons Why It Can Bite Being a Werewolf (No Pun Intended):
10. In the summer, your girlfriend keeps complaining that you’re too hot. And not in the good way.9. You keep destroying your clothes and have to shop for more. I hate shopping!
8. You can’t have any secrets. ALL your pack members knows what you’re thinking about!
7. Your nose hurts when any of those sickly-sweet smelling bloodsuckers are nearby.
6. You don’t age until you get a control of your anger and you have to see your family grow old and die.
5. When it rains, you
sometimessmell like a wet dog!4. You have that annoying and obnoxious need to howl at inopportune moments.
3. You don’t get enough sleep when a bloodsucker is around since we have to patrol, patrol, patrol!
2. You don’t get to pick your own girlfriend or wife!
1. You can’t go to a regular doctor … Dr. Fang is our only option.
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