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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – TOP TEN THINGS THE VOLTURI LIKE TO DO ON THEIR TIME OFF

Posted October 20th, 2009 By: Team Switzerland 13 Comments »

We are introduced to the Volturi in New Moon and there is no doubt that they’re a fierce group of vampires, but what do they do when they’re not making trouble or draining unsuspecting victims of their life’s blood? Well, we’re not exactly sure, but we’ve decided to have a little fun and come up with a few interesting thoughts of our own.

So for this week’s edition of Top Ten Tuesday, TA Staffer Eirelav brings us:
The Top Ten Things the Volturi Like to do on Their Time Off:

10. Keep track of how many people say that Aro reminds them of Severus Snape from Harry Potter.

9. Take turns telling jokes to see if anyone can actually get some kind of reaction out of Marcus.

8. Try to talk Aro into stealing Caius’s lighter and then hide it. Proceed to laugh behind his back as he looks for it.

7. Go to the local blood drive to see the reaction of the person taking the blood when the needle won’t go in. Then “play” with their food.

6. Test Demetri’s tracking abilities by hiding in random locations that they would never normally go … like a convent.

5. See who can withstand Jane’s ability the longest.

4. Gather together and watch old reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

3. Bet each other about how many humans Heidi will bring back.

2. Square dancing!

1. Go to karaoke bars and sing Michael Jackson’s Thriller … complete with choreography.

What do you think of the list? Do you have any other ideas of what the Volturi would do in their spare time?

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  • kijo921

    OK, I don’t even like the top two but the others were GRRRREAT!!!! LOL! I loved 6, 7, 9, then 3 (in that order too!)!!!! LOL! So funny…

  • kirina

    #4 was the best! :D

  • Autumn

    LOL! 1,2,7,and 10 were my favorites! Val this was great! ~ELP

  • Michelle

    LMAO!!! i LOVE THIS!

  • Bells. Just Bells.

    Val, you are hilarious and brilliant! I loved the list, lol, I really like 4 and 10 the best! Cracked me up :)

  • http://www.TwilightersAnonymous.com Len

    LOL! Love #9, but REALLY love #4!

  • Jessica

    Love #10!!!!

  • jenna

    i think #7 is my fave. so past funny!!!

  • Natz

    I can just picture them trying #1!!!

  • #1twilighter08

    LOL!!!!! this list is hilarious!!!!!!! i like #9 and #7! lol!!!!

  • StregoniBenefici

    ha ha! the Volturi dancing to thriller – LOL i wonder if THAT would a reaction out of Marcus!!
    i love the idea of watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer – i recently watched 6 seasons and can totally see why they would find it amusing. let alone the musical one.

  • Micah Cullen-Black (Team Switz)

    Lol! Love all of them but 1,2,& 4! So funny!!

  • Alicebunn

    made laugh so hard. 2 is da best

 

 

 
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