TOP TEN TUESDAYS – THE TOP TEN FUNNY BELLA QUOTES IN ‘BREAKING DAWN’

My all time favorite from the book was this one.
“Children, in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping in some form of goo.” (pg. 132)
But #10 was also one of my favorites, that one is great!

‘Why am I covered in feathers?’ is my all time fave Bella quote!

Ahw they forgot the one where she is arm wrestling Emmett

“Okay, Emmett. I win, and you cannot say one more word about my sex life to anyone, not even Rose. No allusions, no innuendos-no nothing.”- pg 519

Hahaha
I love that one and when he said back..

“Deal. I win, and it’s going to get a lot worse.”

Thats like my favoriteee of almost all time hahaha
I laughed so hard I cried the first time I read it loll

I like the list, but I have to agree with Jo “Why am I covered in feathers?” I LOVE…
and I am sooo with Emily W, Children, in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping in some form of goo.” (pg. 132) lol when I read that one. I have used that line since, having 2 boys I can so totally relate, loud creatures, dripping in goo, children are not appealing , they ruin your figure, they ruin your life, they send you broke, there is a no return policy, once you got them you are stuck with them, so no children aren’t appealing…. lol that’s so funny..(.tongue in cheek..)
Lucky for us Moms we have Twilight now

haha, love them all!
little eddie bit a pillow!!!!

Lol! These are good, but I also really liked the one when she asks Edward who’s going to cath her a grizzly for when she drinks the blood.

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I would say that my all time FAVORITE quote would have to be:“Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the hell up.’” (Page 188)
But another lol worthy quote from Breaking Dawn is:

“Is the inventory complete?”
I nodded sheepishly. “The pillows all appear to have survuved.” (pg. 109)

Hahaha love #1 and I have to agree with Twilight Mom…I have 3 children under the age of 5…Not for the faint of heart. Definitely one of my favorite quotes. I also like “Why am I covered in feathers” I nearly laughed myself silly when I read that one.

haha funnnt including hte shut the hell up one

love #1!

yes, i have to agree…..number 1 is the greatest! esp. when coupled with “Why am i covered in feathers?”

i also love “How dare you imprint on my baby!” and all of the chapter names from Jacob’s poin of view.

AND i told you so’s brother

I love number 1 and number ten. They are great

It IS a LOT you dont have to read it all but its from all the books!

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion.

Bella: So what you’re saying is, I’m your brand of heroin?
Edward: Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.

Bella: I’m here… which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay

away from you.

Edward: Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it.

Edward: Do I dazzle you?
Bella: Frequently.

Edward: It makes me… anxious to be away from you. I wasn’t joking when I

asked you to try not to fall in the ocean or get run over last Thursday. I was

distracted all weekend, worrying about you.

Edward: It would be more… prudent for you not to be my friend. But I’m tired of

trying to stay away from you, Bella.

Bella:You’re doing it again.
Edward: What?
Bella: Dazzling me.
Edward: Oh.
Bella: It’s not your fault. You can’t help it.

Bella: I miss you.
Edward: I know, Bella. Believe me, I know. It’s like you’ve taken half my self

away with you.
Bella: Come and get it, then.
Edward: Soon, as soon as I possibly can. I will make you safe first.
Bella:I love you.
Edward: Could you believe that, despite everything I’ve put you through, I love

you, too?
Bella: Yes, I can, actually.
Edward: I’ll come for you soon.
Bella: I’ll be waiting.

Edward: Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
Bella: Drunk?
Edward: You’re intoxicated by my very presence

Bella: Do you think I’ll ever get better at this? That my heart might someday stop

trying to jump out of my chest whenever you touch me?
Edward: I really hope not.

Edward: Try to sleep, Bella.
Bella: No, I want you to kiss me again.
Edward: You’re overestimating my self-control.
Bella: Which is tempting you more, my blood or my body?
Edward: It’s a tie.

Edward: Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?
Bella: Do you want to do that part?

Renee: There’s something . . . strange about the way you two are together. The

way he watches you — it’s so . . . protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in

front of a bullet to save you or something.
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Edward: But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I don’t care whose

fault it is; I don’t care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and

hits her in the head — if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition

that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that,

mongrel?

Edward: And if you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her.

Jacob: May the best man win.
Edward: Sounds about right… pup.
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Edward: I won’t let anything happen to you.
Bella: I’m not worried about myself so much.
Edward: Why am I not surprised by that?

Edward: Now, I want to do this right. Please, please, keep in mind that you’ve

already agreed to this, and don’t ruin it for me.
Bella: “Oh, no,” I gasped as he slid onto one knee.
Edward: Isabella Swan, I promise to love you forever – every single day of

forever. Will you marry me?
Bella: Yes.
Edward: Thank you.

Bella: It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof. I’m going to need that ring. It’s time to

tell Charlie.

Bella: Slumber parties do have their advantages… You can hold me hostage any

time you want.

Edward: I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame,

and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often.

Bella: You won’t sleep with me until we’re married?
Edward: Technically I can’t ever sleep with you.
Bella: Very mature, Edward.

Separate Quotes:
“Stupid shiny Volvo owner.”-Bella

“Would it be childish if I hid in your closet?”- Edward

“If i could dream, I would dream about you.”-Edward
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The Best Jacob Quotes from all the books! (Random order)

“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”

“Does my being half-naked bother you?”

“I hate you, Jacob Black.”
“Good, hate is a passionate emotion.”
“I’ll give you passionate. Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”

“I’m getting older here, Bella. Okay, not technically, but you get the idea.”

”Superstitious old man.”

“You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder

for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?”

“Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.”

“Why are you apologizing for bleeding?”

:Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might

be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.”

“So what are we doing tomorrow? Hiking or the ER?”

“Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?”

”I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have you sweating in no

time.”
“Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.”

“Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?”