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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – THE TOP TEN FUNNY BELLA QUOTES IN ‘ECLIPSE’

Posted May 12th, 2009 By: Team Switzerland 23 Comments »

First we had the Top Ten Funny Bella Quotes in Twilight and then followed up with the Top Ten Funny Bella Quotes in New Moon. I hope you notice a pattern here, because this week we’re moving along through the saga and onto Eclipse. Bella has some hilarious moments in this third book and we’ve compiled the top ten for your enjoyment.

 

So this week, TA Staffer Nfarley brings us:
The Top Ten Funny Bella Quotes in Eclipse:

10. You and Billy gossip like old women.” (Page 14)

9. “Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie.” (Page 58)

8. “In case my right hook was too subtle for you, let me translate: that was me uninviting you.” (Page 372)

7. “What’s the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?” (Page 243)

6. “It’s not like I’m headed off to Vegas to be a showgirl or anything. I’m going to see Mom.” (Page 54)

5. “Porsches as bribes and king-sized beds in houses where nobody slept — it was beyond irritating.” (Page 151)

4. “I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” (Page 143)

3. “You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama — twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl’s virtue.” (Page 452)

2. “Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.” (Page 146)

1. “I punched a werewolf in the face.” (Page 342)

What do you think of the list? Do you have any other funny Bella quotes from Eclipse?

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  • Chris

    Oh these are great. I did have several laugh-out-loud moments while drowning in misery when reading Eclipse(this is where I was totally overwrought for Jacob while reading and took a few days off work because my face was so puffy from crying – to redeem myself I did work from home 2 of the 3 days I was off. :p).

    7. “What’s the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?” (Page 243) I Roared with laughter when I read this. I have 3 son’s and work in a male dominated field and Yes, they actually eat as much as that.

    9. “Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie.” (Page 58) *So cute. I love Charlie

    4. “I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” (Page 143) *If I didn’t know better I’d say she was a middle child. :) “The Balance”. :)

    2. “Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.” (Page 146) *Did anyone else worry that she’d do something “Bella” and bloody and end up being the meal? I was glad it didn’t happen that way.

    1. “I punched a werewolf in the face.” (Page 342) Who wasn’t in hysterics when he didn’t feel a thing and she broke her hand? LOL

    Thanks for these. I just love this place.

  • jenb

    I agree with the list here, especially #1 (it was a shame Bella got hurt though & not Jacob.) But I think the part during the official proposal and Edward asks her and she thinks to herself (something along the lines of,I don’t have my book to go look) I wanted to say some not nice things, some gooey things he wouldn’t think me capable of so instead of embarassing myself I just said yes. I guess it’s not really haha funny, but I liked it.

  • bec

    I really like these! When i read Eclipse, those quotes always make me laugh… Theses are great quotes and some of my favs :)

  • carmie77

    I also love those but I really loved it when she said “Dad don’t you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to barrow it for a minute.” pg 339 I just thought that was priceless. It is on of my favorire quotes in the whole series.

  • Sasa (crazyaboutcullens)

    Seriously, Eclipse is my favourite one from the Saga purely because of the comedy! If I’m having a bad day, I flip to Chapter 15 and enjoy Bella punching Jacob, Bella’s reaction, Jacob’s reaction, Charlie’s reaction, Emmett’s reaction and Edward’s reaction :p

    More favourites:
    “That doesn’t sound like you. What did he do?”
    “He kissed me…”
    *sound of engine revving*
    “Is the dog still there?”

    I think the whole “I punched a werewolf in the face” quote is incomplete without Emmett’s contrabution:
    “Fall down again Bella?”
    “No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.”

    Best chapter ever! (That and chapter 20 *blush*)

  • Erenn

    I agree! TOO FUNNY!! Eclipse is my favorite in the series too. :) Great book!

  • kelly

    can you do the 10 saddest quotes? The whole end of Eclipse when she tells Jake they can only be friends wld have so many. I bawled like a baby….every time I read it.

    Luv these! Bella is so funny and witty!

  • Twilight Mom Australia

    Eclipse is my favourite book, too. #1 and #5 are very funny.
    I also like the three of them in the tent and Jacob is having a great time keeping Bella warm and Edward sits in the corner and hisses at him, the first time I read it I didn’t like Jacob that much, because he was trying to come between Bella and Edward, but now that I read the book a few times I think that part is funny, especially in the morning when Jacob falls out of the sleeping bag.

  • kariZ

    Love these quotes! Now you’ve motivated me to look up the book again (or at least listen to the audiobook) ;) *thank you*

  • patty

    haha grat quotes. elcipe is my second fave in the series. oh yeah and hpappy b-day Rob!

  • Kellie

    hhaa these are great! i love #1. haha thats the best part of all time! i love it. (:

  • Audrey

    The punching chapter IS the best chapter. I laughed, but I love it when they fight over her.
    Hahaha.
    And “Yes, because a vampire slumber party…” has always been one of my all-time favorite quotes of hers.

  • shonla

    LOL! I love Bella she’s so funny! Eclipse is my favorite out of all the books!

  • Breazee

    I like those, but yeah the one that carmie77 added about the bat had me crackin’ up when I read the book.

  • http://twilightersanonymous.com/top-ten-tuesdays-top-10-funny-bella-swan-quotes-in-eclipse.html Dj

    I love Eclipse! I was totally feeling Bella’s embarrasment when Charlie was having the uncomfortable talk with her! (Sasa Crazyaboutcullens)… I love that section in the book, Edward is so much more sweet there!!

  • Melissa E

    BAHAHAHA! needed a good laugh to start my morning… all my fav’s too!!!

  • #1twilighter08

    ha ha! i luv these! i think that #4 is really funny! and i also think the whole reaction thing of edward wen bella told him that jacob kissed her was hilarious! gets me in a gud mood everytime!!! lol! :P

  • Kevin

    I have to say that #4 was the funniest IMO, it was the only time i remember “lol”ing at the book

  • LeslieGrace

    I agree too! Eclipse was also my favorite! I love all the quotes they crack me up! I’m going to have to read it.

  • alice

    i love the parts where jake and edward fight,and where jacob falls off he sleeping bag, bella mumbles jacob in her sleep, and when bella says you and billy gossip like old women and then the part where shes like if seth didnt cut it out i was going to throw a pine cone at him and then later oh yea he can nod NOW and theres a lot more but i cant remember, this book was hilarious, especially jacob

  • alice

    its not a quote but i just love the scene at the clearing where jake comes and likes bellas face and everyone stares at them

  • alice

    oh yea AND where they are all at La push telling legends
    Quil: thats why sams all black. Black heart, Black fur

    Sam:and your chocolate brown fur represents waht? how SWEET you are?

  • twilight cougar

    the part where bella asks charlie if he, has a crow bar so she can hit jacob with it.

 

 

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