TOP TEN TUESDAYS - THE TOP TEN FUNNY EMMETT CULLEN QUOTES
You’ve seen the top ten funny Bella, Edward, and Jacob moments throughout the Twilight series and today we’re moving onto Emmett, but there’s a catch! While with Bella, Edward, and Jacob we did the top ten funny quotes in each book, with Emmett we have one single list with ten of his funniest moments sent in by TAer JazzVamp90.
The Top Ten Funny Emmett Cullen Quotes within the Twilight Saga:
10. “Eerie, isn’t it?” (Twilight Pg. 387)9. “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always.” (New Moon Pg. 26)
8. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose” (New Moon Pg. 498)
7. “I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.” (New Moon Pg. 26)
6. “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around” (Eclipse Pg. 93)
5. “Fall down again, Bella?” (Eclipse Pg. 342)
4. “You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 69)
3. “So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” (Breaking Dawn pg. 490)
2. “Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 745)
1. “‘Bout time somebody scored around here.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 511)
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I LOVE this list!!!
I’d add, “fall down again, Bella” too, though.
I LIKE THEM ALL THEY’RE HILARIOUS! XD
I must say there has been too little of Emmett in Twilight and probably New Moon( I’ll have to wait and see).
He’s such a fun character and they’ve left him out, and I think that’s
too bad.
More Emmett please.
wow, I was totally shocked to see my suggestion on here!!
haha i LOVE emmett. he’s my favorite! ;D
HAHA i about died laughing in breaking dawn, because of his hilarious input on everything! xD
LOL Emmett is the most funniest!but they for got this one…”Oooo, scary.” forgot what page its on thought,LOL
it was so hard for me to choose the 10! he had a lot of funny quotes in breaking dawn!
Emmett is hilarious. I love this list! There was definitely not enough Emmett in the Twilight Saga.
P.S. I LOVE the new Edward banner for the site!
Emmett is just too funny I like #4, #5, #6, #7, #8
and I LMAO , when I first read #1
What the heck I love the whole list, lol…
I actually laughed out loud when I read the line “‘Bout time somebody scored around here.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 511. There I was on a train full of ppl laughing my ass off… they thought i was crazy.
I love that apart from 2 I think they go in order of how they appeared in the books. If you switched 1 and 2 and then switch 7 and 8…They would be in perfect order of Twilight-Breaking Dawn including page numbers.
Sorry. OCD me kicking in (and unfortunately not the Cullen kind).
But 1 is definitely the best. I agree with the list 100%.
hahaha, #1 really is the funniest Emmett quote and has been my fav since I read it and started laughing without any sort of selfcontrol whatsoever (A)
Go Autumn! Your list made it and it’s awesome! Gotta love Emmett, he’s so awesome!!!
HAAAAA, God I Love Number 1 But My Fave Is Number 3 :L Well Done Autumn
There Should Deff Be More Emmett In The Next Films 
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love Emmett, he is just so funny!! I love Top Ten Tuesdays
This list is beautious! Hahah! Emmett is even funnier in Midnight Sun! Read it (If you haven’t) and you’ll understand what I’m saying!
I love Emmett so much
he gave a great deal of sense of humor in the Novel
i LOVE him.
Thanks Bells!! =D
Kassie, I loved him in Midnight Sun!!! There needed to be more Emmett in the series!
3 is the best. love that line
TEAM EMMETT!
Stephenie Meyer feel free to write some more Emmett extras…
yay Autumn! great list, absolutely hilarious!
i love these quotes, but not as much as i love taylor lautner!!!!!!!!!!