TOP TEN TUESDAYS - TOP 10 REASONS TO BE ‘TEAM EDWARD’
One of the biggest debates surrounding the Twilight saga is whether readers are ‘Team Edward’, ‘Team Jacob’, or ‘Team Switzerland’. So we here at TA will be covering each team over the next few weeks for our Top Ten Tuesday segment, and we’ll be giving you the top ten reasons to be on each team.
The Top Ten Reasons to Be Team Edward:
10. Because he’ll hold your drink for you when you need to use your hands, and he’ll keep it cold, too. Not to mention he can be your personal ice-pack when you have a Bella moment.9. He’s a vampire and they’ve been around for centuries whereas werewolves are just new inventions. (Quote courtesy of Rob Pattinson)
8. He won’t fall asleep and drool all over you.
7. Who needs a disco ball when you have Edward? Just take him outside and dance it up ’cause he sparkles!
6. He’s a gentleman and will offer you choices.
5. He won’t stink like a wet dog if you wash him.
4. Jacob may run a 108° temperature but Edward’s still hotter.
3. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear in many different languages as well as quote Romeo & Juliet verbatim.
2. Because, in the end, he got the girl!
1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?
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Yay! Team Edward FTW!!!
These are all hilarious! I hope you make one for Jacob too. It’s only fare!
Jacob may run a 108 temperature, but Edward’s still hotter!!! So true! lol I still like Jacob, I just like Edward more! lol
Haha, yes! If only all guys could be like that…. I especially like #9, I was thinking “Oh, BURN!” That was too funny! Another great one is that he can carry you like you weigh nothing! I like that, especially for us poor fat people! Haha, ok well I’m not that fat- but it’s very uncomfortable when you think your like hurting a guy if you sit on his lap or he tries to pick you up…. so definitely wouldn’t mind Edward’s superhuman strength!
Cute… But, I’m still Team Jacob. I can’t wait to see that list.
I don’t like #9 because it isn’t true. In the legends told in Eclipse the Werewolves have been around for centuries. Yes they did just start coming back again since the Cullen’s returned, but the tribe had a long history of changing way before any of the Cullen’s were around the area.
And no I’m not team Jacob pointing this out, I’m Switzerland, I love both characters in different ways. I just want to keep the balance!
TEAM EDWARD !!!! TEAM EDWARD !!!!! TEAM EDWARD !!!!!
all the way
he is just the perfect guy, romantic, generous, loving, totally fit, selfless and of course played by the lovely rob pattinson.
Need i say more !!!!!!
i think not
GOOOOOOO TEAM EDWARD!!!!
I agree! I love this list, especially numbers 4 and 3, makes me giddy just thinking about it. :]
1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?
Nope, that’s all it takes in my book!
Edward = Rob. That’s why I’m Team Edward. LOL!
Well. Actually, that’s not the only reason. Edward is just plain amazing. Plus he’s a vampire. Vampires are so much better than werewolves!
Ha Ha. That was too funny. So true…especially the #1. It obliterated everything else on the list! Love it!
HA that’s perfect!!!!! And it does embody all of the reasons why we are Team Edward!!!!!!!!
Number 9 is too good!!!!! Go Rob.
Which brings me to #1, nothing more needs to be said.
GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!
oh yea, team Edward…. as my 10 year old sister says… who wants to love a dog, the rub their butt on the carpet lol
All the reasons why I’m Team Edward all the way!! Especially #1!!
lol.
I’m not even team edward -I’m team switzerland- but that was a pretty sweet list. I’ve gotta say; number 4 and number 1 are my favourites.
i love love love edward. he’s so cool. and yeah, vampires are better than werewolves. [[to be honest I don’t really know why I’m team switzerland, I just sort of don’t want to be mean to jacob lol.
i would so go out with edward (even tho im jasper’s girl) coz who honestly wants a boyfriend who drinks from the toilet……i know i dont….
TEAM EDWARD……………….gosh, why the robsession makes me hot..lol..
anyway, since giving his best to be jacob, i am still team switzerland…
until new moon is in the theater…just for taylor proud of himself…
love you taylor
LOL…what a great way to start my day…TEAM EDWARD…and thanks to lizz and her sister…i will be laughing all day.. I LOVE THAT. !!!!
My team jacob list. ;P
10. Jacob is a cuter name. Edward sounds so old…
9. He is not 100 years old… (Euw)
8. Atleast he is a dog you dont have to pick up the poop after…
7. He will not always be young, so you don´t have to feel old
6. He got abs. A much sexier body than Ed.
5. You can kiss him, without worrying about being bitten.
4. He will keep you warm (and your coffee, tea or what ever other drink you have).
3. He is stronger and faster than Edward.
2. He will be there for you, and never leave you like Edward.
1. He is portrayed by Taylor Lautner
I am in totally on board with this list!! Team Edward all the way. BTW, Vampires are just cooler!!
“Jacob may run a 108 temperature, but Edward’s still hotter!!! So true! lol I still like Jacob, I just like Edward more! lol ”
Ha Ha this is the reason I can’t say that I am exactly team Swizterland….I like them both but I love Edward more!
Team Edward!!!!!
YES! Team Edward all the way! Sorry Jacob, you may run 108, but Edward’s still hotter! Who wants to love a dog, when you can LOVE a vampire? And he gets the girl at the end!
All very true!
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Totally Team Edward!!! (Team Cullen too! But that includes Ed
To true man! I think those are amazing reasons…rob is mine!!!!!!
Bek, you really need help! I think all of these people can help you:) BKW
you have to admit edward is hot (book & movie)…who got me reading these again…oh yeah, my sister bkw
) beks
Hahahahahaha. I’m still smiling about it. And the comments, too. You guys are so funny. Hahahahaha
TEAM TWILIGHT
WOW! Those r convincing reasons!TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAYY BABEY!
haha! i love that!
haha (L)
especially #2
Not to be a party pooper here, but werewolf legends have been around just as long as vampire legends……as far as the Twilight Saga goes, they have been in the Forks area LONGER than the vamps, because their legends tell of the first one to come. This would lead me, and anyone else with a logical brain, to realize that werewolves were in Forks before vamps. Sorry! I only speak the truth, and I SWEAR I wasn’t doing this to be rude or annoying.
Sara Cullen & MusicLover0137: Just to clarify - Rob had said as a joke in an interview that “vampires have been around forever, whereas werewolves are new inventions”. That’s where the quote was from - we all know there’s no truth to it! =)
omg! this list is the B-E-S-T!!!!
haha it made me laugh sooo hard!
TEAM EDWARD ALL TH WAY!!
(gosh, ily robert!)
I’ve always been on team edward and always will but those were hell of good reasons.
jacob is NOT stronger and faster than edward. edward is perfect and rob is the best possible choice to act him. go team edward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so true!!
edward is beutiful and caring in every way
TEAM EDWARD!!
yay!(rob is also the hottest guy ever)
Just #1 is enought for me!!!
they are pretty good reasons but Jasper is still way better!!
“Who needs a disco ball when you have Edward? Just take him outside and dance it up ’cause he sparkles!”….haha i love it!! so cute!
TEAM EDWARD for life…i still like jacob though!!!
Edward could help with hot flashes….
Team Edward all the way! # 10: “he is your personal ice-pack when you have a Bella moment” is like me and my friends so much! Instead of being a clutz we have Bella moments. And when its really cold we say stuff like, “I need a werewolf” or “Where is Seth when I need him?” none of us really like Jacob that much
team edward all the way! i like he’s potrayed by robert patterson, need i say more? lol!
I think that this is pretty accurate! Lol
And yes Edward is hotter!!!
I got so excited reading this cuz it’s all true!
Ummm i like both Jacob and Edward, and there both really hot like Jacob, and the list on both is cooool like edward ;]
xxx
Will this ever be on a T-Shirt?
lol i love these i am definatly on team edward forget team jacob
I like #3 and #4 =D
yeah I’m team Edward, and I love roberpat pattison.
this is so cool!!=)) you couldn`t have don it better than that!:))
i like both of them - Edward and Jacob, but i’m still team Jasper - Jackson Rathbone is so cute with that blonde hair and that look (like he is in pain), don’t you think?
team edward!
i think vampires are hottt.
werewolves are just icky smelly dog/cavemen eeeww.
jacob looks like a caveman in twilight. im so glad he cut his hair hahhahahahhahahhaa
love it team edward all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*team*jacob*
i would not want to date some old,cold and dead guy.
atleast jacob is not DEAD!!!!!!!!
I LOVE Team Edward.
I defo agree with all of them and number 1 so true Rob is damn gorg!!! Robert Pattinson all the way!!