TOP TEN TUESDAYS – TOP 10 RUMORS WE ARE GLAD/HOPE AREN’T TRUE FOR ‘NEW MOON’
The past week we’ve been hearing tons of ‘New Moon’ rumors, and MTV even took to their movies blog to ask you, the readers, to make up the most outrageous rumors you could come up with. Well, we at TA have come up with our own unique list to address these rumors head on. There are many we either HOPE aren’t true, or rumors that have been proven untrue that we’re very glad about.
The Top Ten ‘New Moon’ Rumors We Are Glad/Hope Aren’t True:
10. ‘New Moon’ and ‘Eclipse’ will be filmed back to back : Sure, it might be more quick and efficient to film back to back, but without a break in between, what will we do without pictures of Rob strolling about LA with a new haircut?9. Solomon Trimble will be re-cast as Sam Uley: There’s this old saying that goes, ‘If it aint broke, don’t fix it’. Summit: take note.
8. Robert Pattinson won’t contribute any music to the film : We’ve already got to deal without Edward for 75% of ‘New Moon’, and now we get deprived Rob’s music, too? Not. Cool.
7. Michael Copon will play one of the wolves : After the rumors that Michael would replace Taylor as Jacob in ‘New Moon’, we’ve got one thing to say about both of them being on set: awkward.
6. AnnaLynne McCord will be playing Heidi : While she is beautiful and can certainly fill Heidi’s shoes, the farther away from Kellan she is, the better (more room for us to sneak in).
5. Sarah Clarke has not yet been asked to reprise her role as Renee : Billy Burke was great as Charlie in the movie, but we don’t think he can put on a wig and cover the role of Renee, too.
4. The Jonas Brothers will be on the soundtrack : No explanation needed.
3. Kristen and Rob are getting a $10 million raise : Sure, they were both great in ‘Twilight’, but with a reported $50 million budget for ‘New Moon’, we would rather Kristen and Rob get a smaller paycheck to ensure the quality of the film. After all, we don’t want to see Taylor running around in a wolf costume, right?
2. Madonna will be in ‘New Moon’ : Unless she wants to play the part of Bella’s deceased grandma, we can’t exactly see what other role she would play in ‘New Moon’.
1. Vanessa Hudgens is up for the role of Leah : Do we really want the characters to break out into song and dance routines? We thought it was ‘New Moon’, not ‘New Moon: The Musical’.
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