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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT FORKS HIGH SCHOOL

Posted December 9th, 2008 By: Team Switzerland 14 Comments »

Ever wonder what the kids at Forks High are saying/thinking about the Cullens? Well, lucky for you, we’ve got the answers in this week’s Top Ten Tuesday.

 

So for today, we bring you…
The Top Ten Thoughts Overheard at Forks High About the Cullens:

10. “Do you think the Cullens would adopt me?”

9. “I hear that Rosalie gets botox injections twice a month because she gets really bad wrinkles.”

8. “I wonder if they’re albino or have some weird skin condition…”

7. “My friend told me that Edward and Rosalie had a thing for each other but she left him for Emmett!”

6. “How come Alice always knows when there is a pop quiz?”

5. “One time I faked a sprained ankle so I could go see Dr. Cullen…”

4. “I wonder why Jasper always makes a funny face when I walk by him…”

3. “I heard that Emmett was kicked out of his last school for using steroids.”

2. “Why doesn’t Mrs. Cullen pack them a lunch? They clearly hate the cafeteria
food.”

1. “What does Edward see in Bella? I am so much prettier than her…”

What do you think of the list? Got any other reasons to see the movie more than once?
Get creative!

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  • Ana

    Oh Number 1 is SSSOO by Jessica. Number 3 was hilarious as well as 6, and 9 made me laugh out loud!! Oh and I would REPEATEDLY do Number 5, I’ll come up with a different medical condition every week!

  • Kolored

    Lol at number 4. xD

  • AllisCullen

    LMAO

    The whole thing…..

    Just GREAT!!!!

  • LivviLoo

    These. Are. GREAT!! 7 is hilarious, as is 6 (yay Alice Love.

    Oh and 4. 4 is epic win.

  • sparkling

    These are hilarious!! I especially enjoyed 2 & 5!

  • kerri

    My favorite was #6, How does Alice always know when theres a pop quiz! LOL! That actually was one of the funniest moments in Twilight, the movie. Jessica telling Bella that Jasper was the one who looks like he’s always in pain! Lol! HE DID!

  • claire

    These are so funny – as usual!

  • she runs with vampires

    Super Team Switz! I love these! I could just imagine the little lunch crowd of Mike, Eric, Jessica, and Angela all sitting around spouting these queries.

  • cate

    Number 2 is my favorite.

  • Kelly

    lol I’ve gotta agree with No.1!

    They’re all awesome XD

  • Eilia

    Love the first pne!! hahaha

  • Natalie Cullen

    OMG I was laughing out loud! I loved number five… I too would fake an injury just to see Dr.Cullen! LOl!
    I’ve got one “Mmm… I wonder what Edward looks like under his shirt…” Lol Team Edward!! All the way!

  • Mimcee

    Yay! I love ém all. Ha ha ha.. But the funniest was no. 4! Go Jasper!

    (BITE! ME!!!)

  • anj~E

    #2 is SOOO real life! And #3&4 is halarious

 

 

 
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