TOP TEN TUESDAYS - 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT FORKS HIGH SCHOOL
Ever wonder what the kids at Forks High are saying/thinking about the Cullens? Well, lucky for you, we’ve got the answers in this week’s Top Ten Tuesday.
The Top Ten Thoughts Overheard at Forks High About the Cullens:
10. “Do you think the Cullens would adopt me?”9. “I hear that Rosalie gets botox injections twice a month because she gets really bad wrinkles.”
8. “I wonder if they’re albino or have some weird skin condition…”
7. “My friend told me that Edward and Rosalie had a thing for each other but she left him for Emmett!”
6. “How come Alice always knows when there is a pop quiz?”
5. “One time I faked a sprained ankle so I could go see Dr. Cullen…”
4. “I wonder why Jasper always makes a funny face when I walk by him…”
3. “I heard that Emmett was kicked out of his last school for using steroids.”
2. “Why doesn’t Mrs. Cullen pack them a lunch? They clearly hate the cafeteria
food.”1. “What does Edward see in Bella? I am so much prettier than her…”
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Oh Number 1 is SSSOO by Jessica. Number 3 was hilarious as well as 6, and 9 made me laugh out loud!! Oh and I would REPEATEDLY do Number 5, I’ll come up with a different medical condition every week!
Lol at number 4. xD
LMAO
The whole thing…..
Just GREAT!!!!
These. Are. GREAT!! 7 is hilarious, as is 6 (yay Alice Love.
Oh and 4. 4 is epic win.
These are hilarious!! I especially enjoyed 2 & 5!
My favorite was #6, How does Alice always know when theres a pop quiz! LOL! That actually was one of the funniest moments in Twilight, the movie. Jessica telling Bella that Jasper was the one who looks like he’s always in pain! Lol! HE DID!
These are so funny - as usual!
Super Team Switz! I love these! I could just imagine the little lunch crowd of Mike, Eric, Jessica, and Angela all sitting around spouting these queries.
Number 2 is my favorite.
lol I’ve gotta agree with No.1!
They’re all awesome XD
Love the first pne!! hahaha
OMG I was laughing out loud! I loved number five… I too would fake an injury just to see Dr.Cullen! LOl!
I’ve got one “Mmm… I wonder what Edward looks like under his shirt…” Lol Team Edward!! All the way!
Yay! I love Ă©m all. Ha ha ha.. But the funniest was no. 4! Go Jasper!
(BITE! ME!!!)
#2 is SOOO real life! And #3&4 is halarious