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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – THE TOP TEN FUNNY JACOB QUOTES IN ‘TWILIGHT’

Posted July 21st, 2009 By: Team Switzerland 15 Comments »

We’ve shown you the top ten funny Bella quotes and Edward quotes throughout the Twilight saga, and now we’re moving onto Jacob Black, of course. His character grows throughout the series and while he doesn’t have much to say in Twilight, he does have some funny lines and he’s got to start somewhere, right? So welcome to week one of our journey through Jacob Black’s funniest lines!

So this week, TA Staffer Eirelav brings us:
The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Twilight:

10. “So is Forks driving you insane yet?” (Page 122)

9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)

8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)

7. “So do you think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives or what?” (Page 126)

6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)

5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)

4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)

3. “Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)

2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)

1. “So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)

What do you think of the list? Do you have any other funny Jacob quotes from Twilight?

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  • Twilight Mom Australia

    I like #3 and #1 but I think Jacob becomes funnier as the books go on, I love the blonde jokes in Breaking Dawn. ( Sorry to all my blonde friends here on TA)

  • emmy

    yay first comment! lol i love 9, 2 and 1. Ya gotta love Jacob!

  • Lucy

    Are you going to finish the pick-up lines that were recently issued on the top 10 Tuesdays?Sorry, just curious.

  • Ficsmaniak

    hmm i love those quotes… but they are from twilight not new moon nah? maybe i should re read new moon then… for a 5th time…

  • Decode

    Sorry to be picky, but these lines are from Twilight, not New Moon like it says in the title within the article. I was very confused for a second.

  • http://twilightersanonymous.com Mrs.EdwardCullen17

    Sorry to be rude, but these quotes aren’t that funny. Jacob isnt funny at all, again apologies to team jacob ppl. His only funny parts are in Breaking Dawn when he does his blonde jokes, and they arent even that good, the oldest ones in the book. Again apologies, I dont mean to be mean. Just my opinion.

  • Chelle

    The top heading says quotes from Twilight, the bottom says NM… but the top one is correct, yes?

    And yeah, I agree, they’re great quotes, but I’m not really finding them funny. I thought Jacob was hilarious in Breaking Dawn, well when he was bickering with Edward and Rosalie anyway… I thought that’s when his smugness and wit came in really handy, heh.

  • http://twilightersanonymous.com sveta

    Are they from new moon?

  • kerri

    Yeah, Jake is like everyones younger brother. Love them, but get annoyed quickly. His quotes are endearing in Twilight but not hillarious. Now Jake in Breaking Dawn makes you laugh out loud!

  • darlenecullen

    Yes, they are the quotes from Twilight,and I agree they aren’t that funny YET.But,oh my as we read on he’s a riot. That’s why I love him,and yes like someone said,”Like a big brother.”That’s OK TwilightMomAustrailia,I’m a Blonde and I loved Jacob’s Blonde jokes.

  • reniexox

    I don’t mean to sound mean but these aren’t funny quotes.

  • Karen

    Ha! I came in here expecting to be the only one saying “that’s kinda stupid, these aren’t funny.” I’m still saying it, but apparently I’m not alone!

  • NessieCarlieCullen

    I totally agree. These quotes aren’t the funny quotes Jacob says, but they are also pretty much his only quotes.

  • jennifer

    i think these jokes are not funny and jacobs blonde jokes in breaking dawn is funny!

  • Danna

    Thease Jokes Are No Were Near As Funny As The Ones In Eclipse And Breaking Dawn,,

 

 

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