TOP TEN TUESDAYS - THE TOP TEN FUNNY JACOB QUOTES IN ‘TWILIGHT’
We’ve shown you the top ten funny Bella quotes and Edward quotes throughout the Twilight saga, and now we’re moving onto Jacob Black, of course. His character grows throughout the series and while he doesn’t have much to say in Twilight, he does have some funny lines and he’s got to start somewhere, right? So welcome to week one of our journey through Jacob Black’s funniest lines!
The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Twilight:
10. “So is Forks driving you insane yet?” (Page 122)9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do you think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives or what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
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I like #3 and #1 but I think Jacob becomes funnier as the books go on, I love the blonde jokes in Breaking Dawn. ( Sorry to all my blonde friends here on TA)
yay first comment! lol i love 9, 2 and 1. Ya gotta love Jacob!
Are you going to finish the pick-up lines that were recently issued on the top 10 Tuesdays?Sorry, just curious.
hmm i love those quotes… but they are from twilight not new moon nah? maybe i should re read new moon then… for a 5th time…
Sorry to be picky, but these lines are from Twilight, not New Moon like it says in the title within the article. I was very confused for a second.
Sorry to be rude, but these quotes aren’t that funny. Jacob isnt funny at all, again apologies to team jacob ppl. His only funny parts are in Breaking Dawn when he does his blonde jokes, and they arent even that good, the oldest ones in the book. Again apologies, I dont mean to be mean. Just my opinion.
The top heading says quotes from Twilight, the bottom says NM… but the top one is correct, yes?
And yeah, I agree, they’re great quotes, but I’m not really finding them funny. I thought Jacob was hilarious in Breaking Dawn, well when he was bickering with Edward and Rosalie anyway… I thought that’s when his smugness and wit came in really handy, heh.
Are they from new moon?
Yeah, Jake is like everyones younger brother. Love them, but get annoyed quickly. His quotes are endearing in Twilight but not hillarious. Now Jake in Breaking Dawn makes you laugh out loud!
Yes, they are the quotes from Twilight,and I agree they aren’t that funny YET.But,oh my as we read on he’s a riot. That’s why I love him,and yes like someone said,”Like a big brother.”That’s OK TwilightMomAustrailia,I’m a Blonde and I loved Jacob’s Blonde jokes.
I don’t mean to sound mean but these aren’t funny quotes.
Ha! I came in here expecting to be the only one saying “that’s kinda stupid, these aren’t funny.” I’m still saying it, but apparently I’m not alone!
I totally agree. These quotes aren’t the funny quotes Jacob says, but they are also pretty much his only quotes.
i think these jokes are not funny and jacobs blonde jokes in breaking dawn is funny!