TOP TEN TUESDAYS – TOP TEN ROSALIE HALE MOMENTS
We’ve seen the top ten Alice Cullen moments and the top ten Jasper Hale moments - so continuing on down the list of everyone’s favorite vampires, we’ve got a new ‘best of’ list for you this week.
The Top Ten Rosalie Hale Moments Throughout the Twilight Saga:
10. “I’ll help him toss you, dog. I owe you a good kick in the gut.”
Breaking Dawn (Chapter 22, pg. 447)9. “Admiration was like air to me, Bella. I was silly and shallow, but I was content.”
Eclipse (Chapter 7, pg. 155)8. “Ew. Someone put the dog out.”
Breaking Dawn (Chapter 16, pg.323)7. “What is she to me? Except a menace — a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us.”
Twilight (Chapter 19, pg.401)6. “Oh, wonderful. I knew I smelled someting nasty.”
Breaking Dawn (Chapter 15, pg. 292)5. “Edward has always been a little strange.”
Eclipse (Chapter 7, pg. 165)4. ” If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now.”
Eclipse (Chapter 7, pg.154)3. “Over my pile of ashes.”
Breaking Dawn (Chapter 10, pg.186)2. “About time. The chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired.”
Breaking Dawn (Chapter 14, pg. 278)1. “You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.”
Breaking Dawn (Chapter 15, pg. 304)
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Hilarious, right on the money! Great Job guys!
” You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair. ” Can’t wait to see that acted out on screen. Priceless! Of course it’s number 1 !!
Tee Hee. I love her in B.D. She is the true definition, though of the blond jokes..
Its not Rosalie Hale, it’s Rosalie Cullen. Only Alice and Jasper are Hales’
It’s Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, and Rosalie Hale.
remember the blondes (rosalie and jasper) are Hales..
and the *Brunettes* (EDWARD
Actaully it is Rosalie Hale, remember her and Jasper were supposed to be “the twins”
That is funny. I would have to agree with all of those. Especially the last one…That was one of my favorite lines too. Good job on the list guys.
LOLZ.
Perfect.
The first time i read no.1 I was laughing hard out.
LOL!!!! #4 is my all-time fav line of Rosalie’s…. witty, witty, witty that Stephenie Meyer!!!!
I love the list. #1 was perfect!
The blondes are Hales while the brunettes are Cullens. Rosalie starts as a Hale but becomes a Cullen when she marries Emmett. Alice is a Cullen who becomes a Hale by marrying Jasper.
One of my favorite Rose moments (not a quote but a moment) was in BD when she makes the dog bowl to serve Jacob his steak and potatoes in. That cracked me up. It was such a Rosalie kind of thing to do.
haha. true jeni, couldnt agree more.
this rosalie moments are right on the spot ! well done
haha.. i think every girl would be like that if someone got food in there hair. haha.
Love it! Spot on.
I love TA!!
LMAO!!
Great list.
LMAO! This was hilarious! My favorite line is “If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now.”
Thats great!!!! I love that part in B.D. And yes it is Rosalie Hale…In Twilght it says that her and Jasper are twins..Edward,Emmett and Alice are all Cullens….
Oh yeah it was. I loved that. lol These are awesome! So very Rosalie.
Love this list!
Can someone post the links for the Alice top ten and the Jasper top ten?? Please!!
Thank you soooo much in advance!
It’s Rosalie and Jasper Hale and Emmett and Alice Cullen, but when Rose marrys Em it becomes Rosalie Cullen and when Alice marrys Jazz she becomes Alice Hale, so either way is right.
Rosalie Hale/Cullen
Jasper Hale
Emmett Cullen
Alice Cullen/Hale
Um rae, It’s Jasper and Rosalie HALE. Alice’s last name it Cullen.
Yah you nailed it perfectly… I like the list it is a great list!!!
duhh. Rosalie and Jasper hale
edward emmett and alice cullen
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how could you not no that?
LOVE IT! I esp love #3 and #1. Those have always been my favorite Rosalie quotes. LOL! I’ve even started says “Over my pile of ashes.” Soooooooooo sad that I think I’m a vamp. LOL!
hey how come jasper and rosalie have the same the last name? i never got that. Are they related..?
I absolutely love it!!! They are all great and all MY favorite Rosalie moments.
BAHAHAHA “You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair”
I love that still makes me laugh now
I love the list!
It rocks!
I like how Nikki Reed acted like Rosalie.She’s sooo fit for the part.
Good Job!
This is wrong…..
rae responded:
Its not Rosalie Hale, it’s Rosalie Cullen. Only Alice and Jasper are Hales’
Btw rae, thats wrong, alice and jasper ARE DATING.
Jasper and rosalie are twins. (hale twins)
Read the books properly,
Yeah i like the bit.
you. got. food. in. my. hair.
I cant wait to see it on screen
i used the you got food in my hair after my sister chewed up a pretzel and put in my hair i was almost in tears. as you can see i love my hair and also my friend told me my hair looked like rose’s and i was practically screaming.
I agree w/ Jeni. I love the last one!!! I can not wait to see You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair. on the big screen. It is goung to be hilarious!! I love Rosalie Hale!
They are ALL Cullens! They all sort of adopted the name when the became vampires. Hale was just the cover up name they used at school so it wouldn’t seem too weird when the school found out that Rosalie and Emmet, and Alice and Jasper were together. In Eclipse they told their stories and we found out that Jasper’s last name was Whitlock, and Emmet’s was McCarty. We also found out that Alice’s full name was Mary Alice Brandon. Rosalie’s USED to be Hale but she married Emmet so technically it should be McCarty, but it’s not. They are ALL Cullens.
Anyways…I really liked #1! I was laughing so hard when I first read it. Stephanie is a genious. It was just what that book needed to have in the depressing pregnancy era
I loved #1. That whole moment is hilarious, i loved how Alice was sitting behind the couch giggling, the whole dog bowl thing is also too funny. I loved that whole thing between Jacob and Rosalie.
Rosalie is the only “true” Hale- thats the last name she was born with. Now, she’s technically a McCarty/Cullen, because she’s married to Emmett; but she still holds on to that part of her human life. Jasper just uses it because that’s part of their cover story.
Didn’t they explain all this in the books? lol
My FAVORITES are #1 & 3, especially 3, lmao
Jeni, your so right! I was ROFLMAO when she made that dog bowl for Jacob! One of the funniest things in the book, definatly, I think. And I LOVE 1#!!!!!!! PERFECT!!! And rae, it is Rosalie Hale.
Rae you’ve got it all wrong
Its Rosalie and Jasper Hale but Jasper was Witlock or something like that
and then its Mary Alice Brandon but then she changed to Alice Cullen and Edward was Edward Masen but he changed as well and Emmett Mcarty changed 2 cullen as well.
Carlisle was already a cullen and Esme was Esme Platt then Esme emerson then she changed 2 Esme cullen
Carlisle and Rose were the only ones who didn’t change their last names…
but then when Em and Rose get married rose will be Rosalie Cullen and then when Alice and Jazz get married Alice will be Alice Hale
I LUV THE BIT IN B.D WHEN ROSE MAKES THE DOG BOWL 4 JAKE AND THEN HE TROUGHS IT AT HER HEAD…. LOL I CANT WAIT TILL B.D COMES OUT IN CINEMAS
I GONNA BE FIRST IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!