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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – JACOB’S BEST PICK-UP LINES

Posted October 28th, 2008 By: Team Switzerland 37 Comments »

In last week’s Top Ten Tuesday, we brought you Edward’s Best Pick-Up Lines. This week, we’ve decided to level the playing field for those of you on Team Jacob.

So for your enjoyment, here are Jacob Black’s Top Ten Pick-Up Lines:

10. “Wanna see my reservation?”

9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”

8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’”

7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”

5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”

3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

What do you think of the list? Got any other Jacob Black pick-up lines?
Get creative (but PG!)

Have your own Twilight-inspired Top Ten list? Send it to us at Newsblog@TwilightersAnonymous.com!

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TOP TEN TUESDAYS – EDWARD’S BEST PICK-UP LINES

Posted October 21st, 2008 By: Team Switzerland 43 Comments »

In addition to our “Friday Funny” where we bring you a new Twilight-inspired comic each week, we’ve decided to help you get through the work/school week with “Top Ten Tuesdays”! Beginning today and continuing each Tuesday, we will bring you a new Twilight-inspired Top Ten list.

This week, we are pleased to bring you “Edward Cullen’s Top Ten Best Pick-Up Lines”:

10. I have a private island. Wanna see it?

9. “Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

8. Cullen. Edward Cullen.

7. Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.

6. I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

5. “I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?”

4. “Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?”

3. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

2. “My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.”

1. Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

What do you think of the list? Got any other Edward Cullen pick-up lines?
Get creative (but PG!)

Have your own Twilight-inspired Top Ten list? Send it to us at Newsblog@TwilightersAnonymous.com!

Read On

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