We’ve given you the top ten funny Bella moments in Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse, and now we’re going to round out the series by moving onto Breaking Dawn. Many funny moments in the final book are credited to the spats between Jacob and Rosalie, but don’t count out our clumsy heroine, as she’s a reliable source of comedy as well.

10. “You… bit a pillow? Why?” (Page 89)

9. “For a tiny space, I was disappointed. What? No magic visions, no formidable offensive abilities like, oh, shooting lightning bolts from my eyes or something? Nothing helpful or cool at all?” (Page 466)

8. “Wait till he hangs his gun up!” (Page 13)

7. “Huh. I can see what everyone’s been going on about. You stink, Jacob.” (Page 436)

6. “Does this screw my total? Or do we start counting after I’m a vampire?” (Page 250)

5. “Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?” (Page 30)

4. “I don’t spend my free time plotting like some people do. What can we do to wear Bella out today?” (Page 111)

3. “Body armor. Four thousand pounds of body armor. And missile-proof glass? Nice. What had happened to good old-fashioned bulletproof?” (Page 7)

2. “Rose’ll catch me if I trip over my feet. Which could happen pretty easily, since I can’t see them.” (Page 346)

1. “Did you know that ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the hell up.’” (Page 188)

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First we had the Top Ten Funny Bella Quotes in Twilight and then followed up with the Top Ten Funny Bella Quotes in New Moon. I hope you notice a pattern here, because this week we’re moving along through the saga and onto Eclipse. Bella has some hilarious moments in this third book and we’ve compiled the top ten for your enjoyment.

10. You and Billy gossip like old women.” (Page 14)

9. “Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie.” (Page 58)

8. “In case my right hook was too subtle for you, let me translate: that was me uninviting you.” (Page 372)

7. “What’s the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?” (Page 243)

6. “It’s not like I’m headed off to Vegas to be a showgirl or anything. I’m going to see Mom.” (Page 54)

5. “Porsches as bribes and king-sized beds in houses where nobody slept — it was beyond irritating.” (Page 151)

4. “I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” (Page 143)

3. “You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama — twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl’s virtue.” (Page 452)

2. “Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.” (Page 146)

1. “I punched a werewolf in the face.” (Page 342)

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Generally when someone mentions the second book in the Twilight saga, New Moon, thoughts of the breakup and overall sad tone of the book are what come to mind. Well sure, that’s a big part of it, but in this week’s Top Ten Tuesday list, we want to remind you that even though Bella had her heart broken and was in a state of depression throughout a good portion of New Moon, she still had some hilarious moments worth mentioning.

10. “Who would want to ride a motorcycle here? It would be like taking a sixty-mile-per-hour bath.” (Page 127)

9. “Attention is never a good thing, as any other accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they’re likely to fall on their face.” (Page 12)

8. “Had all the people she was habitually nasty to caught her behind the gym and scalped her?” (Page 154)

7. “I folded my arms tightly across my chest and hoped that both their hands fell asleep.” (Page 210)

6. “Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education. He didn’t see anything wrong with that picture. Jacob was a gift from the gods.” (Page 136)

5. “When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie’s tree?” (Page 279)

4. “College was Plan B. I was still hoping for Plan A, but Edward was just so stubborn about leaving me human…” (Page 13)

3. “What was with these Quileute boys? Were they feeding them experimental growth hormones?” (Page 259)

2. “Though I respected the need for maintaining a safe distance between my skin and his razor-sharp, venom-coated teeth, I tended to forget about trivial things like that when he was kissing me.” (Page 16)

1. “Why does everyone keep doing that to me? I don’t smell!” (Page 409)

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We all love her, she’s the main character throughout the entire Twilight Saga. Bella brings us love, warmth, compassion and yes, she even frustrates us. Through the series Bella has some of the most memorable lines, and that brings us to this week’s Top Ten:

10. “You…made…me…faint.” – Bella, pg 319

9. “I’m not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like Guinea Pig Barbie when I do.” – Bella, pg 482

8. “Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?” – Bella, pg 487

7. “I doubted there were any etiquette books detailing how to dress when your vampire sweetheart takes you home to meet his vampire family.” – Bella, pg 318

6. “Do you think that if I ran him over with my truck he would stop feeling guilty about the accident? That he might give up on making amends and call it even?” – Bella, pg 154

5. “I thought you were supposed to be pretending I don’t exist, not irritating me to death.” -Bella, pg 82

4. “I considered taking out the rear of his shiny Volvo, but there were too many witnesses.” – Bella, pg 77

3. “Stupid, unreliable vampire.” -Bella, pg 156

2. “I think … and if you ever repeat what I’m saying right now I will cheerfully beat you to death, but I think that would hurt Jessica’s feelings.” – Bella, pg 144

1. “I tried to maintain what dignity I could as I got into his car. I wasn’t very successful – I looked like a half-drowned cat and my boots squeaked.” – Bella, pg 104

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A few days ago, The Wrap reported that a Breaking Dawn movie had gotten the green light, and just today, Entertainment Weekly said ‘not so fast‘ about a potential fourth movie. With all this talk going around about whether the final book in the Twilight saga will or won’t be made into a film, we decided to have a related Top Ten Tuesday list this week.

10.They really don’t want to make more money off of us Twilighters? One more movie = Even more merchandise to sell.

9. Who could say no to even more on-screen chemistry between Robert and Kristen?

8. Seeing Bella beat Emmett at arm wrestling would be incredibly funny and satisfying.

7. There is no way that they can condense the ending of Eclipse enough without leaving out loads of important things; a rushed wedding and honeymoon will not do.

6. There are so many crucial scenes is Breaking Dawn that we have to see on the big screen, like: Jacob and Nessie imprinting, the Volturi stand-off and of course Bella’s shield.

5. It would seem so incomplete to go through the first three movies and then not see Bella become a vampire.

4. Bella was always described as weak and fragile and it was constantly brought up in the books about how much she needed to be protected. People have to see that in many ways, she became the most powerful of them all.

3. There are so many powerful messages in Breaking Dawn that shouldn’t be missed: Even though werewolves and vampires are mortal enemies, the packs and the Cullen’s (along with their friends and extended family) were able to overcome their prejudices and work together to protect each other and stand up for what’s right.

2. After watching Edward and Bella’s love story evolve over three movies fans want to see their wedding. We want to see them go on a honeymoon, have a baby, and save their family, too.

1. It just can’t be ‘Happily Ever After’ without a proper ending. The saga consists of four books, not three. We have followed the story through all four books and so there should be four movies as well.

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There are millions of Twilight fans all over the world and many are proud to scream from the rooftops that they are a Twilighter. However, there are still several fans who are more reserved about their addiction for fear of being judged, fear of being ‘too old’, and other reasons. Well, in this week’s Top Ten Tuesday list we set out to show you that no matter your age, gender, or career, there are several reasons you should be proud to be a Twilighter.

10. We’re loyal. When one of our own is in trouble, we step up to the plate. (ie: Russell Brand’s interruption during the MTV Awards, the leaking of Midnight Sun, Stephen King’s harsh words for Stephenie Meyer)

9. MTV named Twilighters “Woman of the Year” for 2008 for several reasons, including the fact that we took over ComiCon, brought the Twilight soundtrack to #1 on the Billboard charts, we stepped up to the challenge of making $150 million at the box office, and more.

8. We break records. We made Twilight the #1 most pre-ordered DVD ever at Wal-Mart, we catapulted Catherine Hardwicke into the spot of ‘highest grossing female director’, and we put Twilight at #7 on the list of Top Ten Advance Ticket-Sellers, among tons of other records.

7. Twilighters give the economy a much-needed boost. Our sales made up 16% of all books in the first quarter of 2009, Hot Topic reported a profit increase due to Twilight sales, and Forks, WA noticed a huge spike in tourism.

6. We’re an international group of people who speak a common language: Twilight.

5. We are dependable. When a fellow Twilighter is in need, thousands of others rally around.

4. Twilighters are total romantics. We can soften anyone up with the numerous romantic quotes we have memorized from the books.

3. We’re determined. We’ve crashed several internet servers and we’re proud of that…not sure if the server owners are, though.

2. Two words: Edward Cullen

1. When you realize you’re a Twilighter, you find out you’ve got an extended family you never knew about. We are a tight knit family just like the Cullens.

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If you saw our Top Ten Tuesday list last week, you’ll remember that we brought you The Top Ten Twilight DVD Extras/Special Features. You’ll also remember that the #1 special feature on the list was the audio commentary done by Catherine Hardwicke, Kristen Stewart, and Robert Pattinson. So to take things a bit farther, we’re taking a closer look at the Twilight movie audio commentary.

10. (In the woods after Bella tells Edward she knows he is a vampire; Edward asks “What do we eat?”)
Ch 11 01:48: Cheeseburgers! (Rob)

9. (Kissing scene in Bella’s bedroom)
Ch 16 01:18: I don’t know. Sometimes I feel like my head is being like turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he’s inside his own bellybutton. (Rob)

8. (Restaurant scene in Port Angeles)
Ch 9 05:43: Is this where you ran out of the theatre? That’s what your mom told me when you watched the screening. “He just ran out!” (Catherine)

7. (Bella’s bedroom – she just arrived in Forks and Charlie brought her & her bags into her room; she sits on her bed holding a cactus.)
Ch 1 03:48: I’m disappointed that at the end of the scene that I don’t like get to talk to the cactus anymore. Didn’t we talk to the cactus? (Kristen)

6. (Outside the greenhouse next to the bus.)
Ch 6 03:03: See that’s when I had pecs. I had pecs for about two days. (Rob)

5. (Hospital scene; Edward and Bella are arguing in the hallway.)
Ch 5 03:29: The moral of this scene is never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. (Rob)

4. (On the mountain, the sun shines, Edward unbuttons his shirt and we see him sparkle.)
Ch 11 02:48: I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene … I thought I was going to get Cam superimposed … I’m sorry but I’m just like a sweaty guy. (Rob)

3. (In the hallway at Forks High School, Edward & Bella are talking by the lockers.)
Ch 4 03:47: Rob, you look pretty hunky in this shot. Did you have padding? (Catherine)

2. (Preparing to leave for field trip, Bella is talking to Mike, Edward is watching and listening in background.)
Ch 6 01:10: I’ve already aged about six years … I look haggard … might as well recast … where’s Efron? (Rob)

1. (Kitchen scene where Bella meets the Cullens for the first time; Rosalie shatters the salad bowl.)
Ch 14 03:26: Peter had the best line there. He was like, “Oh, Rosalie, always busting my bowls!” (Rob)

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