AUGUST WINNER FOR TWIBBLE – SCULLYBEE1013

What is a Twibble you may ask…..it’s a Twilight Drabble – or what we like to call, Twibble!

For those of you who aren’t familiar with drabbles, a drabble is a work of fiction that is extremely short, less than 1000 words long. Drabble contests allow an author to test their skills at expressing interesting and meaningful ideas in a confined space.

In our Twibble Contest, you will be given a quote from the Twilight Saga and you must use that quote somewhere in your twibble. For our purposes, a twibble can be no longer than 250 words and must be related to the Twilight universe.

Each month’s winner will be given some TA bookmarks.

Why in the heck did I think eating baked beans was a good idea?

Bella was in agony. Here she was, in the back of Emmett’s jeep, her beloved Edward beside her, and she was cramping like there was no tomorrow. She knew it was only a matter of time before what was causing her agony was on the outside instead of bubbling on the inside like molten, stinky lava.
She had to fart in the worst way and they were 200 miles south of any sort of bathroom facility.

Fine day to go off-roading in B.F.E. .

Jasper, not known for being the fastest driver in the Cullen clan, was behind the wheel, Alice was humming contentedly beside him. They all seemed oblivious to her intestinal distress.

“Jasper, please pull over.”

Edward was immediately clasping her hand, looking worriedly at the sweat collecting on her brow.

“Bella, what is it? Are you ill?”

Squeezing her cheeks together, she shook her head giving him what she hoped were pleading, puppy dog eyes.

“Jasper, PULL OVER!”

“Well, I guess that explains the smell.” Alice said, stifling a laugh.

“What smell?” Edward and Jasper asked in unison.

A loud ripping sound, accompanied by a smell comparable to the deepest pit of hell filled the Jeep’s interior.

Bella’s face turned a deep crimson as all heads turned to look at her.

“That smell.” Alice said as Jasper began to roll the windows down.

A little about the author Scullybee1013:

Wow! this is the first time I’ve won anything with my writing since 8th grade! Well, about me… I’m a 36 year old married mother of three, a nursing professional and currently considering joining the Army Reserves. I write Twilight and True Blood Fan Fiction late at night because I’m a dyed in the wool insomniac. I was hooked on Twilight from seeing the movie the day it was released on DVD. I went out and bought all four books and read them in less than two days! Now I work mainly to finance my Twilight habit. And I lost 65 pounds so I could wear those cute Edward Cullen shirts from Hot Topic, I’m not even kidding! As for now, I’m counting the days until New Moon! I’m so excited that I won!!! Thank you!

Congratulations Scullybee!

Click here for rules/directions, so you can enter next month!