TWILIGHTERS ANONYMOUS CAPTION THIS! CONTEST SPONSORED BY TWILIGHT-INSPIRATIONS

Below are the prizes: • First Prize: Replica ‘Cullen Crest’ medallion and earrings set (with pouch)
• Second Prize: Winners choice of ‘Team Edward’ or ‘Team Jacob’ double sided pendant (with pouch)
• Third Prize: Winners choice of ‘Team Edward’ fang earrings, ‘Team Jacob’ wolf earrings or when mixed, ‘Team Switzerland’ earrings (with pouch)
To view the prize pictures full-sized, click here. Contest Instructions:
- Simple! Below you’ll find a picture we’ve provided for you to caption. All you need to do is send in your best/funniest captions for the picture below and you’re eligible!
- E-mail your entry to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
Rules: - Deadline: All entries must be submitted by Friday, July 10th, 2009 by 12:00pm PST.
Other Notes: - Please e-mail your entry. You may post your entries in the comment box below, but only those sent to the e-mail address provided above will be eligible for a prize.
Disclaimer: - You may not win a contest back-to-back. In order to make things fair, you will not be eligible for the contest if you have won a prize in the previous contest.

This contest is sponsored by the great Twilight shop Twilight-Inspirations.com. Get to know the owners, the shop, and their products a bit more:Our Twilight-inspirations designs sprang forth from our genuine love of all things Twilight. Living in Scottsdale, Arizona, the “original” home of Bella Swan, our obsession grew even greater. Through our designs, we have tried to bring to all Twilight lovers affordable, original, hand-crafted, made in the USA Twilight Jewelry…with something for everyone’s favorite Twilight character… from Edward to Emmett, from Jacob to Jasper, we think we’ve covered all the “bases”! We are constantly designing new pieces, so be sure to check our website, Twilight-Inspirations.com, often so as not to miss out on anything!!!
As I said earlier in the post - you guys are awesome and come up with some hilarious captions each week for Wacky Wednesday, so we are thrilled to be able to give you the chance to win something for those great captions and we can’t wait to see what you come up with!
Edit: This contest is now closed. Any submissions sent in after this point will be discarded. To view the winners, click here.























My caption is as below:
“Oh no, late again! I really hope I make to the Salon this time for my highlights before Pierre cuts me off for good.”
La Migre La Migre!!Run or its back to Land of the British
COME BACK!! I don’t smell THAT bad, do I??!!
Oh shoot!! Mom’s going to kill me if she see’s me in my ‘DO NOT WEAR’ baseball outfit!! She says it’s sooo late 40’s!!
Oh shoot!! Mom’s going to kill me if she see’s me in this outfit!! She claims its ‘to old for you! And it’s from the late 40’s!’ Yea, *snicker* she would know!
Edward: “Oh god, please let me make it to the bathroom in time!”
OMFG im late ohhhhh crap bella watch out ill hit ohhhhh i think shes dead dam i was gunna turn her into a vamp tommorw night meh who cares she only human wait i can sill turn her bella are u alive ???
“no” “i mean just freaking bite me for gods sake”
Edward,”NO!Renesmee!Daddy told you, ‘I’m not lunch’”
Oh,bloody hell! Crazy female fans chasing me!! Run like a ninja! Run like ninja! Run like a ninja!
(Chinese man voice) “NOO!! Come back!! We can wash your car!! We make it squeaky clean long time!!”
Who let the wolves out?!
run for your lives, Its gonna Blow!!!!!!!!
MY fans are everywhere..I must out run them…Atleast I wont get hit by a freaking taxi cab this time…
“GAH! I can’t believe I’m late Oprah again!”
ball? ball? BALL!?! where is that ball? We need that ball! COME BACK BALL! WE NEED YOU!!
The animals of the forest decide to revolt…”this time vampire, we’ll be eating YOU for lunch!”
Edward: Please God, don’t let Team Jacob posters run out before i get to the store!
How did the Volturi know I was going to be playing baseball here!
Oh crap! I should’ve never eaten those chocolates! How am I supposed to know they were laxatives?
Edward: *running rely rely slow to get the ball* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Emmett: Edward? What the HELL are you doing?
“The wolves are coming! The wolves are coming!”
JACOB! GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESEBURGER!
Robert: “Alright everyone, your leading man is here! Now we can begin fil….uh….Oh crap!! We aren’t filming New Moon in Oregon!!”
Edward: Im a crazy fast runner.
Emmett: Guess thats why your taking “psycho path.”
Edward, acting on his newly acquired phobia, bolts from the set after learning that Edi used to drive a taxi cab.
I Smell Black Pudding
stranger:”ahhhh help me”
rob: “oh no! No problem dear,….SPUNK RANSOM TO THE RESCUE!!!!”
Screaming Fans: Edward Bite Bite Me Please i wanna be like you!
Rob: (English accent) O Bugga! I thought this was supposed to be a closed set!!
Rob: Oh shizz! those crazy fangirls are gonna get me!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!
“It figures. Don’t sleep, can’t cry, but irritable bowel syndrome rears it’s ugly head in the middle of nowhere! A fine way to find out I’m allergic to elk!”
Edward: This is my ‘run fast’ face
Emmett: Been posing in front of the mirror again, Edward? Hahaha
Next sale now on.
Bloody fangirls, can’t get a moments peace.
-Runs in slow motion-
Edward: “NNNOOOOO!!! I HAVE to get that ball!!!!”
-Slow motion breaks-
Edward thinking: ‘Oh… It was in front of me the whole time, I hope no one saw that…’
Wow no one is even near me I told Emmett I could win the 20 k race.
Maybe Bella can outrun me.. That is not exceptable!!!! must catch up, must catch up!!!!
Oh crap! I knew I should leave the grizzlies to Emmett!
MIGHTY EDWARD: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!!!!!!
This time I WILL win the Tri-Wizard Tournament!
I hope this is what “running” is supposed to look like.
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Run, run, RUN!!!!!!!
Bella’s cummin and she’s ganna ‘kill’ me if I’m not there to save her from death!!!!!(again)
Bella: “Edward, I have something to tell you…I’m pregnant!”
Emmett & Jasper : “Run Edward. Run!”
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“Screw vampire baseball I see an ice cream truck and its says they have blood red vampire fruit bars!”
Damit !!! I will not make it to the Victoria’s Secret Annual Sale !!! and I really wanted to get those nice pijamas for Bella … she really needs them !!!
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“Screw vampire baseball i see a delivery truck and they have blood red vampire fruit bars”
Edward: Aaaaaahhh I can’t believe there are gaaay wolvesss! Waaaah Cullen guys, run! Run for you manhooood!
Gay wolves: Edward! AwoOoOo we’re going to catch you baby rawrrr!
Edward: NoOoOo! Bellaaaa helppp!
“I hope all this running doesn’t mess my hair!!!!”
NO!!! NOT SHAMPOO!!!!
“Go, greased lightnin’, you’re burnin’ up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin’, go greased lightnin’”
weres the deer whres the deer emmet i found it come to pappa edward.
Edward: “Screw being a vampire, I want to be a princess!! I hope I make it to the Queen’s palace in time!!” *just keep running, running, running!*
Edward: i dont blow dry my hair, i like the wind swept look.
EDWARD: TIME OUT! Gotta hurry Gotta hurry there’s a sell on sport cars Gotta have one. Be back in 2 mins.
Edward: TIME OUT! Gotta hurry Gotta hurry they are having a sell on sports cars. Be back in 5 mins.
Okay, one irritable grizzly I can handle, a whole family……not so much.
Where I’m going? It’s 4:55 and the blood bank closes at 5:00!
Geez, women get really upset when you forget your anniversary!
Bella is leaving with Jacob noooo. Baby come back.
Edward: “Where is a port-a-potty when you need one”?
AH! how did i got here?!?uh theres a cupcake…i must eat it!
Blasted why can’t kristen be chased insted of me?Damn this good looks!