TA “YOU KNOW YOU’RE A TWILIGHTER WHEN…” CONTEST SPONSORED BY SIMPLY BITTEN
It’s time for another exclusive Twilighters Anonymous contest, and this one should definitely bring out the Twi-hard in you! This contest is sponsored by the amazing Etsy store, SimplyBitten, which sells some great, unique Twilight merchandise.
HOW DO I ENTER?
Simple! In 300 words or less, continue and finish the following phrase: “You know you’re a Twilighter when…”.
WHAT DO I WIN?
• First Prize: “Do I Dazzle You?” wooden block
• Second Prize: Winners choice of 3 beaded pens
• Third Prize: “I Drive Like a Cullen” decal
• View the prizes here.
DEADLINES DEADLINES & DEADLINES!
All entries must be submitted by Friday, May 15th, 2009 by 12:00pm PST.
RULES & GUIDELINES
To read all the details and a complete list of rules and guidelines, click here.
This contest should have an amazing set of entries, because as fans, we all have our own interesting quirks that only a Twilighter could possibly understand! Good luck to everyone, we look forward to reading your entries!
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You fix and refurnish your old 1980s Volvo Stationwagon just so you can brag to your fellow ‘Twerd’ friends that you drive a volvo. True Facts.
♥Meg
“You know you’re a Twilighter when…”
you accidentally cut your finger, and are disappointed when there is no vampire boyfriend to protect you from his vampire brother.
Real life is so uneventful *sigh*
-Jaim
You know when you’re a twilighter when you typed in Twilight instead of twitter to get into your account…
you stay up ’til 4am looking at pictures of Rob Pattinson, even though you know you have work the next day!
Nazreen xxx
You know you’re a Twilighter when…
…you feel “unfaithful” when you read a non-Twilight book.
…you fall asleep every night listening to the audiobook version of the Twilight Saga.
LoL…
“You know you are a twilighter when”:
1. You have seen Twilight 28 times at the cinema and already lost count how many times you have seen it on DVD since you bought home the special edition that you carried it into the house like a priced possession. You have read and re-read all four books, 5 times and counting and cannot bring yourself to read anything else.
2. Only the bare minimum of stuff gets done around the house now, because you are on twilightersanonymous.com all the time.
3. You resent everything else you have to do now, that is not directly related with anything from the Twilight Saga and all its stars, news etc…
4. Every day, somehow you quote a line from, the books or the movie, you are doing it without even realising it until you say it, and then you don’t care anyway.
5. You get very protective of Twilight and take it very personal if anyone says anything negative about Twilight.
6. You have a fridge magnet that says “If you don’t like Twilight well then you are just stupid”
7. You have more photos of Robert Pattinson and Twilight on you fridge than of your Husband and children and you even took some of them of the fridge to make room for Twilight and Rob stuff.
8. Your screensaver is Twilight, your ringtone is Twilight.
9. You feel closer to everyone who responds in the comments on twilightersanonymous.com than your friends and family. Even though you don’t really know them…you feel like you do and look forward to reading their comments….
10. Twilight is your Life now, Your own brand of Heroin, you live it, breath it, dream it.
11. You are half an hour late picking up your children from school because you were reading the chapter where Edward and Bella were married. And when your children got upset you told them that they were lucky that it wasn’t raining.
12. You are already starting to save money because you know you are so going to see New Moon more than once, and you stack up on tissues for the break up scene and the reunion in Italy…
13. I say you to all of the above, but all of the above is me. I am 110 % a Twilighter
when ur favourite utnsil is a fork
you know you’re a Twilighter… 1. when the only cd thats been in your cd player 4 the last coupla months is the Twilight soundtrack. 2. u buy the dvd even though u dont have a dvd player,yet. haha. 3. u miss ur twilight boox when u lend them 2 your friends (Promosing u will hurt them badly if something should happen 2 the boox).
you know you’re a Twilighter… 1. when the only cd thats been in your cd player 4 the last coupla months is the Twilight soundtrack. 2. u buy the dvd even though u dont have a dvd player,yet. haha. 3. u miss ur twilight boox when u lend them 2 your friends (Promosing u will hurt them badly if something should happen 2 the boox).
You know you’re a Twilighter when your best friend becomes a werewolf, when your boyfriend starts driving a sliver volvo, your dad buys you the most awesome Chevy truck and when your boyfriend sits down to watch the Twilight movie with you, and whispers every word said by Edward in your ear.
You Know Your A Twilight When…
1.You carry the books everywhere with you
2.you can qoute them whenever
3.when you can and will link everything someone sais to twilight.
4.when all you ever talk about is twilight
5.you will sit for hours argueing for a team e.g. Team edward
You know you’re a twilighter when you have dreams about your secret man-crush on Edward.
>.>
You know your a Twilighter when:
T-Twilight is known as your ‘Red and Black Bible’
W-Without reading Twilight for a day you would die
I-”I met Robert Pattinson” makes all your friends hate you (again)
L-Life means nothing unless it involves Twilight
I-I don’t known life, Stephanie Meyer does
G-Guys don’t catch your eye because of Edwards’ high standards
H-Heven is known as Forks, Washington
T-Twilight is more important than your family
I’m a TwiHard 1000%!
-Team Switzerland-
u know u r a twilighter…
when u believe in true love as edward and bella….
when u believe that there is a tomorrow after the twilight moment..
when u believe that in dreaming…
when u wait for your soulmate at the twilight moment…
-you snicker to yourself anytime you hear the word “twilight” in a non-TWILIGHT context.
-you feel personally offended when anyone you know says something even slightly negative about Twilight, and you find yourself wanting to avoid them, even if they’re your friends.
-you feel anxious when you have to go for a whole day without logging on to TA.
-you worry that “Twilight Obsession” may be declared a mental illness.
It’s a little scary how many of the things the rest of you have said describe me.
You know you’re a Twilighter when…
1)You spend hours looking for pictures of the cast and don’t find a single one you don’t already have.
2) You can say the whole movie word for word.
3) Your parents or roommates have forbade you from watching Twilight around them because you say it word for word.
4) You can’t go five minutes without your thoughts returning to a specific character, scene or actor from Twilight.
5) You yell at your boyfriend/husband for something they forgot to do and precede to tell them that Edward wouldn’t have forgot.
Dude most of those apply to me!!! oh crap.
You know you’re a twilighter when:
You have 2 sons and you are grooming them to be gentlemen “like Edward”
You know you’re a Twilighter when…
You drive over 300 miles to see the movie with your best Twiend…not once, but 6 times in theaters. That doesn’t include the trips to the local theater either.
Your guy starts dreaming of Edward more than you do - which is so not fair!
Your family starts to continuously express their concerns over your “crazy addiction” and even recommends that you may want to seek help.
You gladly let your young niece give you a make-over because you are going to shimmer like a vampire by the time she is done.
You don’t really have conversations about much else anymore, or at least you don’t care to
You know you a Twilighter when:
1 you can quote word by word every saying in the book and movie
2 your walls are covered with every Twilight poster and picture’s out there
3 whene you hear thunder you think to your self the Cullens are playing baseball
4You stop anyone you see with a Twilight book and talk about it
5 You want to wear gliter so you will sparkle
6 whene your friend with the temper problem reminds you of Jacob Black bursting into a wolfe
7 You have a twilight tatoo
8.you spend hours on every web site
*Edit to my above comment*
On traveling 300 miles - that is just one way.
Also - when you buy the ‘normal’ version of the dvd because you are NOT going to lend out your 3 disc special edition dvd to your co-workers! Oh Hale No!
you know your a twilighter when…
when you fall asleep during school and your teacher wakes you up after class saying
“um brittanny…..who’s edward”
(true story)…..
You know you’re a Twilighter when your worst nightmare is that you see Edward leaving you…when you go on a rollarcoster and screem Edward Save Me and everyone is like whos Edward….and when you get angry you bite people…and you are sure your a twilighter when you fist fell in love with Edward….
(true story)