TA “YOU KNOW YOU’RE A TWILIGHTER WHEN…” CONTEST SPONSORED BY SIMPLY BITTEN

count me in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cool!!!!!!!!!!!!sounds easy!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOO! This is going to be fun! Hold on a sec… Rob’s IQ is 119!? I think mine is higher. LOL

ahahahhaa all the stuff ive written is basically me!

umm…, I’m preaty sure that’s spam Elsie

Hay…..I think this is the best website EVER! I LOVE TWILIGHT SOOO MUCH IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

LOVE,CORA VILLACIS
AKA:ROSALIE L. CULLEN

umm, does
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A TWILIGHTER WHEN
count in the word count?
and can it possibly be 306 words, cos i really cant make it any less!

Cool! Sounds like fun! Man, I bet I could win! I’m like the biggest Twilight fan EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS EASY, AND AWESOME.
EXACTLY 300 WORDS OVER HERE! wish it could be more, too easy
hope i get it

I JUST SUBMITTD MY “You know you’re a twilighter when…”!!! WOOHOO!!!

Ooooh, cool! I love twilight!

i will submit mine later. wow!!! i truly love this site, cool website!!! i hope i’ll win! weeeeeeee

OMG! this is going to be amazing! and i’m from ecuador and here we speak spanish so it’s going to be really difficult i’ll love to do it!

im in ill ace this i google every twilight thing i dont know ive seen the movie 568 times read the saga 98 times and thats NOT a lie .

i only had 48 words because mines funny and i made it funny beacause its like when u know u r a redneck when u……….
but i am the biggest twilight fan in my school and town so.

Haha, I’m not gonna lie I might just win here.

wow i’m sooooooooo in its so kool ppl can do this

No Problem, mon.

wow that sounds to easy back off peeps i am going to do kind-of well

I AM GOIN GTO WIN THIS THING IT IS SOOOOO EASY!!!!!!

LOVE,ROSALIE L. CULLEN
AKA ROSALIELCULEN
AKA (:#1TWILIGHTLOVER;)

I forgot to ask… when will the winners be announced and will we be able to read their 300 word entries?

oh my gosh this is going to be so easy. I bet i could do it in 1/2 an hour.

omgggggg this is soooo coool dont u guys think edward cullen is soooo hot. he knoks every other actor off the stage.

awsome this will be easy

i cna’t enter the cotnest but coo. and edward cullen is grea.tbut here’s mine, you know you’re atwilihe when the twilight movie and other movies are your favouritem ovie and the teilithsaga is the only series you read anymore

Dose anyone know when the resalts come out for the contest>>>>>>>>

you know your a twilighter when…
1. you orginize a protest at borders because you preoredered your exclusive edition of the twilight movie and it’s 3 weeks late
2. when you re-read the twilight series again instead of studying for your history final the next day
3. when you almost punch the girl behind you in the movie theater for whispering during the thwilight movie
4. when you plan a two week 18th birthday trip to go to forks washington, and take pictures of everthing and everyplace in the movie
5. when you watch the exclusive edition of the movie on your friends flat screen and quote with the mopvie word for word with out any mistakes.

You know you are a Twilighter when…

-every time you see an apple you shriek with excitement
-if there were vampires at all like the ones in twilight, you would then hunt it down to ask to be bitten
-you can’t go a day without talking about twilight
-you can’t go a day without thinking about twilight at least a ten times
-when someone tells you twilight sucks you just want to punch them in the face
-every time a friend asks for a new book to read, you suggest twilight
-you go your whole class in on twilight
-you are often tempted to try the jump off cliff
-you think it’s fun when you annoy the people that hate twilight (so true)
-you love Edward Cullen that you change your last name to Cullen
-you are bouncing in your seat for the other movies in the twilight series to come out
-you see the store called Jacob and is tempted to make a store called Edward
-You want to name your kids after the Cullen’s
-Everything you see or own reminds you of twilight
-your walls are covered with Twilight posters
-you have memorized the entire book and can open it to any page and know exactly where you are
-you have memorized everything about every Cullen
-you have filmed yourself a twilight the movie commercial
-you tell people you don’t like it but then have a secrete twilight shrine (DANA TAYLOR)
-you hear anyone say anything close to something twilight related you scream
-you and your friends own all the shirts ever made
-you walk into a store just because it has twilight stuff
-you see someone with twilight stuff you are tempted to follow and ask them “team Edward or Jacob?”
-you watch every movie/show the people in twilight have been in
-almost every day you and your friends get into a Twilight discussion
-you force the book on everyone you know
-you hit someone who doesn’t like the books
-you get into a fight with someone just because they are on Team Jacob/Edward
-you buy Edward Cullen sparkles
-you dream about being in the Cullens family
-you don’t care if you have to kill people, you want to be a vampire
-you draw vampire bites on your hand
-you are considering buying yourself an Edward Cullen cut-out
-you own all the books and have read them about 10 times each
-when you can admit the movie was bad
-you tried jumping off a cliff to see if Jacob or Edward came to save you
-you are on both teams and can’t decide
-you have all the Twilight bumper stickers and send them to everyone you know loves Twilight
-you have a twilight shrine
-you won’t let anyone touch your twilight things
-you consider cutting yourself to wear a twilight bandage
-you want to drop kick Bella because she got Edward and Jacob
-you want a scary vampire to come after you
-you do school projects on Twilight
-in your spare time you look at pictures of twilight on the computer
-you tell everyone OCD stands for “obsessive Cullen disorder”
-you go to the hospital to see if Carlisle will be there to help you
-you see a shiny Volvo or any of the Cullen cars you scream at the top of your lungs and force the person driving to follow to see if it’s them
-you saw the movie at least 3 times in theaters even though it sucked
-you point at things in the movie and say “that never happened”
-you convince all the people around you that they should love twilight
-every time you hear a guy read/watched twilight you ask what they thought
-you listen to all the songs in twilight
-you’ve seen ever Twilight interview and have memorized what their answer were
-you see someone that’s pale and say to the person next to you “They could be a vampire”
-you got every other book with a vampire in it to compare it to Twilight
-it took you months to get over your twilight withdraw
-you had twilight withdraw
-you read one of the books (or part) of them everyday
-you leave your window open to see if Edward Cullen will climb through
-you look around the woods to see if Jacob is there
-you have googled or looked up the words: Twilight, any of the Cullen’s, Vampire, werewolf, any of the wolfs
-you go into your pictures and you only see twilight ones
-you made up your own teams
-you quote Twilight daily
-you wish you had an I-Cullen (see picture below)
-you appraise Stephenie Meyer for writing these god given books
-you went to see Twilight at midnight
-you know when each movie is coming out who is in it and are planning to see them at midnight
-you will buy a magazine just because it says something about twilight on it

You know your a twilight when you get a person who looks like a vampire to bite you every month just in case.

-you paint yourself gray to look like a vampire
-starve yourself
-talk like your from a different time
-torture yourself in the cold
-cringe at anyone who is harrier than normal
-you get different color contacts each month
-you try to survive on animal blood
-you try to make yourself faster by running track every day
-plaster your face with makeup to make yourself more goodlooking
-you stay inside all day when its sunny
-you put glitter all over yourself when do go outside and its sunny
-you get botox injections to make yourself look the same age for a long time