-you paint yourself gray to look like a vampire
-starve yourself
-talk like your from a different time
-torture yourself in the cold
-cringe at anyone who is harrier than normal
-you get different color contacts each month
-you try to survive on animal blood
-you try to make yourself faster by running track every day
-plaster your face with makeup to make yourself more goodlooking
-you stay inside all day when its sunny
-you put glitter all over yourself when do go outside and its sunny
-you get botox injections to make yourself look the same age for a long time

-every time you see an apple you shriek with excitement
-if there were vampires at all like the ones in twilight, you would then hunt it down to ask to be bitten
-you can’t go a day without talking about twilight
-you can’t go a day without thinking about twilight at least a ten times
-when someone tells you twilight sucks you just want to punch them in the face
-every time a friend asks for a new book to read, you suggest twilight
-you go your whole class in on twilight
-you are often tempted to try the jump off cliff
-you think it’s fun when you annoy the people that hate twilight (so true)
-you love Edward Cullen that you change your last name to Cullen
-you are bouncing in your seat for the other movies in the twilight series to come out
-you see the store called Jacob and is tempted to make a store called Edward
-You want to name your kids after the Cullen’s
-Everything you see or own reminds you of twilight
-your walls are covered with Twilight posters
-you have memorized the entire book and can open it to any page and know exactly where you are
-you have memorized everything about every Cullen
-you have filmed yourself a twilight the movie commercial
-you tell people you don’t like it but then have a secrete twilight shrine (DANA TAYLOR)
-you hear anyone say anything close to something twilight related you scream
-you and your friends own all the shirts ever made
-you walk into a store just because it has twilight stuff
-you see someone with twilight stuff you are tempted to follow and ask them “team Edward or Jacob?”
-you watch every movie/show the people in twilight have been in
-almost every day you and your friends get into a Twilight discussion
-you force the book on everyone you know
-you hit someone who doesn’t like the books
-you get into a fight with someone just because they are on Team Jacob/Edward
-you buy Edward Cullen sparkles
-you dream about being in the Cullens family
-you don’t care if you have to kill people, you want to be a vampire
-you draw vampire bites on your hand
-you are considering buying yourself an Edward Cullen cut-out
-you own all the books and have read them about 10 times each
-when you can admit the movie was bad
-you tried jumping off a cliff to see if Jacob or Edward came to save you
-you are on both teams and can’t decide
-you have all the Twilight bumper stickers and send them to everyone you know loves Twilight
-you have a twilight shrine
-you won’t let anyone touch your twilight things
-you consider cutting yourself to wear a twilight bandage
-you want to drop kick Bella because she got Edward and Jacob
-you want a scary vampire to come after you
-you do school projects on Twilight
-in your spare time you look at pictures of twilight on the computer
-you tell everyone OCD stands for “obsessive Cullen disorder”
-you go to the hospital to see if Carlisle will be there to help you
-you see a shiny Volvo or any of the Cullen cars you scream at the top of your lungs and force the person driving to follow to see if it’s them
-you saw the movie at least 3 times in theaters even though it sucked
-you point at things in the movie and say “that never happened”
-you convince all the people around you that they should love twilight
-every time you hear a guy read/watched twilight you ask what they thought
-you listen to all the songs in twilight
-you’ve seen ever Twilight interview and have memorized what their answer were
-you see someone that’s pale and say to the person next to you “They could be a vampire”
-you got every other book with a vampire in it to compare it to Twilight
-it took you months to get over your twilight withdraw
-you had twilight withdraw
-you read one of the books (or part) of them everyday
-you leave your window open to see if Edward Cullen will climb through
-you look around the woods to see if Jacob is there
-you have googled or looked up the words: Twilight, any of the Cullen’s, Vampire, werewolf, any of the wolfs
-you go into your pictures and you only see twilight ones
-you made up your own teams
-you quote Twilight daily
-you wish you had an I-Cullen (see picture below)
-you appraise Stephenie Meyer for writing these god given books
-you went to see Twilight at midnight
-you know when each movie is coming out who is in it and are planning to see them at midnight
-you will buy a magazine just because it says something about twilight on it

LOVE,ROSALIE L. CULLEN
AKA ROSALIELCULEN
AKA (:#1TWILIGHTLOVER;)