WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (4/29/09)

ohmygod why can’t I have the same hair as robert?? maybe i’ll get the same kind of exposure if i do something drastic to my hair…

Darn it… I want Rob hair too!!!!

Bella: Man, how DOES Edward get that bouffant hairdo to work????

“So if I pull my hair up like this…maybe they will love me as much as they love Rob”

“Hmmm…I don’t think my hair is ever going to look like Roberts….sigh!”

Bella: Man, I’ve been at this for hours! Am I dazzling yet?

Kristen: “So, anyway, Rob swears if I will just try his technique not only will I get more volume but I might even make People’s most beautiful list…”

Kristen: “So how do you do it, Robert? Cause I havent take a shower for the past few days and still doesnt like yours”

“…And the first time that Rob kissed me, my hair stood up like this!”

Maybe I should just chop it all off like Robert…..he got all that publicity when his was gone…

Bella: Emmett you really are not that scary. If I was as scared as you think I should be with how much effort you are putting in my hair would be sticking up like this!

Kristen: “I am seriously going to pull my hair out if this interviewer asked me about kissing rob again! I am promoting Adventureland!”

This is what happens when you get hair gel from Ben Stiller!

Bella: “He was doing it again, dazzling me. I had to literally pull my gaze away from his beautiful, intoxicating gaze.”

Kristen: Seriously, people, I don’t smoke pot! Would you like to test a sample of my hair?

Bella: they should make a movie about me calle “There’s Something About Bella” >.

And so then Rob started braiding my hair like this, and I was like “where did you learn to braid Rob?” and then he was all “how do you think I get my hair like this? Oh yeah, and there is a little hairspray involved too…”

“omg… my hair looks like roberts! i wonder when all the guys will be all over me…”

Bella – post New Moon – “I’m gonna wash that wolf right out of my hair…”

bella: “well you see, his hair kinda goes like this” :P

“Do I look like Rob yet?”

krisiten: crap, another bad hair day! who nkow,s maybe if I just smile no one iwll notice?

Kristen: “Well, this is how Robert gets his hair the awesome way it is; He pulls it like this, while hanging up-side-down from the roof, and then he take hairspray and spray some at it, Then he lets the hair go and and puts his arms around his chest, and then he hang there through out the night- like a bat, or like some vampires from the stories does!”

Bella: Deciding between Edward and Jacob makes me want to pull my hair out!

Vampire venom works miracles…? I seriously doubt it can work with this.

Bella: “Man not I have to quit smoking pot, I got caught!”

Man I know that hair band from Twilight is in here…..somewhere!

“oh what’s a girl to do?? Rob, Micheal,Micheal,Rob!!!!”

Bella: …And then James went like THIS and sniffed my hair. It was so terrifying.

So when Laurant walks into the meadow… On the inside I’m like !!!!

“…We wanted to do a cave man scene where he had my hair up like this!”

Hmm, maybe i would look cute as a werewolf???

Wait…how does Rob pull his hand through his hair again?

So when I go to audition for the Bride of Frankenstein I’m going to put my hair like this!

Bella: Help me! I can’t get the hair off my fingers.

Edward: What did you do?

Bella: I tried some of your venom that you keep for emergencies instead of hair gel.

Edward: You look ridiculous! (laughing) Well, I never told you that venom is like super glue?

Bella: Now you tell me! Well, maybe can audition for The Bride of Frankstein. (laughing)

Bella: Damit !! it’s still a mess after getting all the feathers out of my head, still look like a nest …. why is Edward not helping? maybe this is the only thing he is not good at !!

Bella: “Sometimes Jacob drives me insane! Being friends is never enough with him! I can’t stand it anymore!” *rips hair out*

(oops! I typed my caption wrong)

Kristen: ¨So how do you do it, Robert? I havent take a shower for the past few days and still doesnt look like yours!¨

Bella: I swear when Alice was doing my hair for prom, it felt like she was pulling it straight off of my head like this, but it turned out great! The woman is a miracle worker.

Bella: “This is my hair in the sunlight Edward, this is what it truly looks like. This is the hair of a killer.”
Edward: “It’s beautiful Bella…I’m not afraid of it.”

“So Chris i was thinking my hair can look like this when i jump off the cliff yeah?”

*Laying a false trail for the newborn army*
Bella: “Will this help?”
Edward: “There’s no need to pull out your hair, Bella.”

“If one more person asks about Bella or if I’m dating Robert Pattinson, I’m going to rip all of my hair out.” “Let’s see how much you like me bald.”

Kristen: Hmmm maybe I can be the spokesgirl for one of those shampoo commercials…

Bella: So i was all oowww! n Edward was all like oh! my damsel in distress and we had this awesome kiss n the hair on the back of my neck was all standing up .. like this!

Kristen: “You all remember when Sanjia was on American Idol, right? Well I was thininking if I do my hair like her did his, a mowhawk in differnt ponytails, maybe I would get as much attention as Rob. His hair always looks so good. For something different…how did Sanjia do it?”

oh come on guys! I LOOK JUST LIKE HIM!..rob tell ‘em!

“So I’m trying this new shampoo…werewolf chic. Does it make me look good??”

I know you hate how I have my hair the same way everyday Alice. So what do you think of it now? I’m trying something different just for you!

Kristin: Come on! Rob doesn’t get criticized for constantly messing with his hair so why do I?

hey, sorry if this is like a double, but i don’t think the last thing i sent went in…

“so for the new movie i’m think Bella’s hairstyle should be a cross between Cindy Lou Who meets Robert Pattinson! Ya know? Like a Rob Lou Who!”

i dont no what happen one minute we were getting ready for a scene than the next i accidentally picked up the glue instead of the hair cream

KRISTEN:
Can vampires hair grow back? Because I really wouldn’t mind going with the Rob look for a little while!

Oh My God.
Edward Cullen if you so much as tell me one more time to stay human and to not become a vampire, then i’m going to rip my own hair out.
Got it.
U.G.H.

Ever see the movie, Theres somthing about Mary? Remember the “hair gel”? GROSS! Well…wink wink…it’s Somthing about Bella. LOL!

Hey Guys , Just have to tell everyone these are all GREAT! Good thing I do not have to pick the best one. They are so funny. I do love the one by Kerri though, I was kind of thinking along the same lines!Ha Ha!

omg why cant i look as hot as edward with his HOT hair! im going 2 die if i dont…wait maybe i can pull it up and put gell in it!! YES!
im sexay!

Rob singin: rudloph the red nose raindeer had a very shiny nose

Kristen: Gosh darnit Rob!!!! What did i tell you about singing!!!????

Now my hair wont go down jesus man!!!

Kristen: So I was jumoing off this cliff…well actually it was a diving board but anyways… my hair was going like this and when I saw the play back I knew I looked better than Rob ever did.

God, I’m having a bad hair day will you fix it for me.

“Me and Robert have such a spark. Like when he kissed me for that one scene, my hair was standing up like this high! We had to edit that out of the movie though…”

bella: maybe if i give myself sex hair edward will sleep with me…

Kristen: And Rob was like WHOA! And then I was like WHOA!

Sigh, the things Rob can make people do without them realising.

“At least now the feathers are gone.”

or
“♪No more running on Edward Cullen’s back♪”

“Top 1 reason NOT to go cliff diving”

Bella: jeesh, Jacobs to hot, the first time i felt his skin i ran as fast as i could, i thought i was on fire, and that my hair was burnt, like this much was gone!

Bella: I don’t know why Edward was looking at me like that. Honestly, sniff my hair.

Kristen: (sniifing her hair) Huh that smells bad, and they think Rob stinks.

Bella: *lost in daydream land*

Edward: thinking to himself-oh, wen she does that I can smell her and I wanna taste so bad…NO!!! Don’t think things like that i am ashamed of myself!!! Argh!!!!! Ooohh….but it smells so GOOD! I knew I should have hunted yesterday when alice told me i might be having trouble today with Bella…. all right, well, just one little taste…

Bella: Oh crap, I was in daydream land and I was thinking well if I gave myself hair like Edward’s I wouldn’t look so plain next to him and now I’m just blowin’ my scent around the room!… uhh…. Edward? Edward, no! Snap out of it! I thought you had better self-control now!

THE FOLLOWING SCENES MAY BE TOO GRAPHIC FOR OUT YOUNGER AUDIENCES. RATED R.

Kristen: I’m going for the Cindy Lou Who look today.

Alice: Bella, let me help you with your hair.
Bella: Aw, c’mon Alice! I can do my own hair! look!
Alice: My point exactly.

Kristin: ……And then you get a new bottle of gel after you run out and use that one up too. And that’s how you get Rob’s hairdo!

Kristin: And then Rob growled and I was like AAHH and my hair stood up like this!

Kristin: Hehe, whoops. I accidentally used super glue……