WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (4-8-09)
Welcome to our weekly edition of Wacky Wednesday: Caption This! Before we get to this week’s caption challenge, we’ve got to recognize all of the hilarious captions from last week, and announce our winners! So, to see the winners from last week’s edition of Wacky Wednesday, click here.
Now, moving onto this week! This week’s Caption This! picture was sent in by TAer Jazzy and features the lovely Robert Pattinson at the Twilight movie premiere.
Below is your Caption This! picture for April 8th:
The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the picture above, and submit it in the comment box below!
Edit (4-15-09) Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:
• “Did that mom just say she had Team Rob panties on??”
- RosalanieMcCullen16
• Rob: “Wait…vampires eat what?!?! I thought we ate cheeseburgers??”
- anna_cullen
• “I have to do WHAT to get Renesmee out?!?!”
- erica
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Edward’s impression of Bella biting her lip.
‘Oh god, I hope no one notices what I just did.’
Not too funny, but that’s what I hear. =p
“That’s how vampire-human babies are made?!”
rob - you want me to bite you where?? you do know im not really a vampire right?
rob - wait…. i have to do WHAT for “little ashes”?? o.0 *this will be uncomfortable*
Did that mom just say she had Team Rob panties on??
“Renesmee…yeah that’s…that’s…a lovely name”
I can’t take my focus off that girl in the background for some reason… This is how that situation went in my head (assuming she’s a crazy fangirl):
Girl in Back: *shrieks* “RPATZZZ!!! Have my babies! They’ll be hybrids!!!!!”
Rob: *makes face*
-OR-
“Were my eyebrows really that defined in the movie?”
-OR-
“I think I just lost my sense of hearing in my left ear..”
I clearly have too much time on my hands right now haha
‘i have to go potty!’ in his wonderful british accent =]
40 year old Twimom: BITE ME ROBERT!!!
Rob (thinking to himself): *gulp* maybe I shouldn’t have bitten Tyra… Now the older women are after me.
did that woman just ask Taylor to sign her THONG
What did Kristen just do?
“Man, they found that picture of me in my underwear?!”
Edward: Bella’s been trying to get me to do SOMETHING. I’ve talked her into waiting until after the wedding. Carlisle, what’s my other option… CARLISLE!!
Oh no,that wasn’t me.(can they really smell that)
“What?!!? Kristen’s joined Team JACOB?!!??
Ewww…Carlisle’s makeup really WAS pretty bad, wasn’t it?
Reporter: Whats with the face rob??
Rob: I am walking through a crowd of girls and one of them has there hand in a very unconfortable place!!! And there are some twimoms that arent making it any more comfortable! espeically the ones with thongs!!
“…is that ME in the mirror…?”
Rob/Edward: Oh no! my contacts just fell out!!! oh, wait, i caught them on my lip!
Rob: Since I’ve already done a vampire movie, I’ve decided to try out for the new Frankenstein movie! How do you like my Igor impression?
Edward: this is when I wish I couldn’t read minds…
Rob: do I dazzle you now?
Rob: craap…..I really shouldn’t have eaten that burrito…
Ha I dunno
Fangirl-ROB YOUR BEAUTIFUL
Rob- *uh oh* How bout now huh huh what do you think of me now?
idk its late
Crap! I know I parked the car RIGHT HERE. I wonder if the crazy Twilight Moms stole the car? I bet it’s on eBay by now! Taxi! Taxi!!
Oh No!! Paris Hilton has followed me again. How can I escape without being noticed?
Not possible Rob.
CRAP they found me…how do I get out of here, where can I hide?
Oh, crap I got Bella pregnant.
Rob just saw a picture of that model of Bella’s uterus!
What in the hell did I get myself into…
And this is what Edward would look like if he were a caveman-vampire.
YOWZA!! That’s one fugly fan who just asked to autograph her butt…anyone have a facemask?!?!
Reporter: “Rob, do you ever use conditioner?!”
Rob: “umm…”
The cullens are laughing really hard
Edward: Ok why did i agree to bring you guys to watch bella sleep? Bella please… stop saying that! Come on! meadow time was our time!” *cringes in embarrasement*
twi-mom-will you sign it??
Rob-who would have made “Team Robert” thongs? Oh right! now i know why kristen said she’d get me back. I really should have helped her up that day instead of laughing…
Rob: Oh No! My hair deflated! Quick, distract them and maybe they won’t notice…
Rob to himself…
-Yep..this is my life now….
They’re all 15?! Fifteen will get ya twenty I guess. Yikes.
Fan Girl: “Rob, can you do your sexy face?”
Rob: “This is my sexy face…”
What have i gotten myself into
“Err Kristian, yes, you, you got a huge zit on your forehead…”
What HAVE I gotten myself into??!!??
omg…mabye i can just go bite her and than leve but if i kill her carlisle will be mad at me ahhh what to do what to do
(Right in front of Rob is a huge buffet)
Rob-MMMMMMM…..TWINKIES…….
The girl behind him- MMMM…..ROB……
Yeah. I know. Lame.I couldnt think of anything else.
Rob- Oh my God, what the heck is that seven year old girl trying to get Kellen to do to her?!
“Oh bloody hell I think I a just shat myself! How am I going to get out of here?”
HA now that’s pretty funny. You have to admit that’s what he looks like he’s thinking!
“Shoot! I stared too hard!”
;P
crap, what’s that smell?
“Shizz.. Kristen’s Birthday is this Thursday? I have to buy her a present”
Reporter- “Are you and Nikki Reed dating?”
Rob- “Nikki Reed…?”
I think I just crapped my pants
Rob : hmm is that chicken in my teeth…wait when the hell did I have chicken
Please tell me that Kristen really isnt wearing that!
rob thinking to himself: the fans are gunna be preeetty upset when i tell them they really did recast zac as edwardddd.
Edward: “….so that means Jacob will one day be my son-in-law!!!!!”
1. Robert having a flashback memory of what he and Javier had to endure through while filming ‘Little Ashes’.
2. Robert thinking to himself, “I hope PerezHilton doesn’t release any nude pictures of me standing in front of that mirror.”
3. Robert felt a unexpected hand grab his…(front area) ouch!
4. Or, Robert doing his worste impersonation of Popeye.
Rob - I have to do WHAT in the Breaking Dawn Movie?!
“I have to do WHAT to get Renesmme out?!?!”
Ugh, what kind of Hot Pocket was that anyway?
Edward: Oh no. I don’ think I can handle Laurent in the next movie. Or come to think of it Victoria in Eclipse!
Robert: AAHHH!!! Here come the fans!!
Oops. Excuse me.
wow. i don’t blame Taylor for not wanting to sign that Mom’s thong.
EWWWW =[
arg… maybe if I do a pirate face long enough fans will confuse me for johnny depp and leave me alone..
PARIS!?, MEGAN!?, NIKKI!?, KRISTEN!?, CAMILLA!?, NATALIE!?, ANNELYSE!? Is everyone here? Did I forget to bring anyone?
You mean I have to have sex with Kristen in Breaking Dawn? Why the bloody hell would I want to sleep with that disgusting parasite?
Twimom: Robert Pattinson!!! Stop making that ugly face!!! You’ll ruin your pretty one!!!
Rob: I’m not making a face
Sorry i’m not that good but i tried!!!:)
One more..
HEADLINE:Robert just got caught lighting the “mystery” cigarette at the Brittney Spears concert in Vancouver, B.C.
By Robert lighting his cigarette this result caused huge smoke to fill the arena. Therefore, Brittney had to cancel the rest of her show. Disgruntle fans of Brittney’s saw what Robert did and charged after Robert. Robert took off momentarily only to find out he’s on the “Most Wanted” list by the Canadian mounties.
“Bella falls in love with Jacob in Eclipse?”
omg is that twi mum stripping yikes!!!!!!!
Edward getting visual of Jacob phasing to human and forgetting clothes.
Rob: “Wait…vampires eat what?!?! I thought we ate cheeseburgers??”
Robert - I don’t think that was apple juice…
“OMG i can’t believe that grandma showed me her ‘team robert’ thong!!”
Rob: “Is it true? Is Stephenie REALLY writing two more books?!”
is it wrong of me to want those team taylor panties
What? This is my sexy face
Edward: “What do you mean Bella isn’t dead? Cliff diving, you say? Bloody Hell… I’ve signed up for Match.com already…”
rob: crap. i forgot to turn off the tv back at the hotel….damn that’s gonna cost me more on the bill….damn!
(Edward looking at the aftermath of a feeding frenzy) Yikes. Maybe a family trip to the zoo wasn’t such a good idea after all!
Edward: *looks at dead bella* “ohhhh crap.. how am i gonna explain this to Carlisle *panics*
“Wow, perhaps this tie IS too tight.”
Edward: Self control, Edward. All it takes is a little self control. You don’t really need to suck those guys clean. Oh God I’m losing it! Where the the heck is Carlisle when you need him?! CARLISLE? CARLISLE!!!! HELLLPPPP!!
Girl comes up beind Rob and giggles
Rob whispers: Oh gosh, not her again. mabey if i am really quiet she won’t notice me.
Not that funny, but it works.
Rob-OMG kirstens got a boyfriend?!?!
OR
ROB-AARRRGGGHHH RUN AWAY PARIS HILTONS NEAR I CAN SMEEL HER!!
uh oh, i forgot to wash my hair yesterday. i’m supposed to at least once every year, and yesterday was the anniversary of my last shower.!
xD
Oops I let that one slip, hope no one was downwind!
Edward: Okaaaayy … breaking up with Bella. Maybe i should just run for it…
I think I messed myself again.
Rob should have said “Did my MOM just say she was wearing the Team Rob panties!” or “Did my MOM just say she was wearing the Team TAYLOR panties, shes such a traitor.”
ewww jasper put some chlothes on !
I know it’s a little late but here it is.
After seeing the 12 year old girl’s fantasies about Jacob,Edward suddenly felt the urge to apologize to Jacob and try to convince Carlisle to wash his brain out so he would never have to see that ever again.
I know,I know I’m late. Anyway,
Little girl:Hey Rob! My doll has a crush on you! Could you sign this book for her?
Robert:Er,um that’s very nice. What’s her name?
Little girl:Nellie.
Robert:Ok…. You sure it’s not you who has a crush on me?
Little girl:Yeah. I’m more of a Taylor girl. Hey could you point me to the rest of the cast? My other dolls have crushes on them too.
Robert:That way…
Little girl:Thank you.
Robert:TAYLOR,JACKSON,PETER,KELLAN! CRAZY GIRL WITH DOLLS COMING YOUR WAY!