WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (8-26-09)
Happy Wacky Wednesday! We’ve got your Wednesday fun coming at you shortly, but first we need to give a big round of applause to the winners of last week’s edition of Wacky Wednesday. To view the winners from last week, click here.
And moving on…we have a great picture for you this week! This week’s Caption This! picture features the wonderful Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson from last year’s Vanity Fair Twilight photo shoot.
Below is your Caption This! picture for August 26th:
The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the picture above, and submit it in the comment box below!
Edit (9-2-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:
• But, Bella… I liked it so I put a ring on it…
- Tanja
• “Being a vampire definitely has it’s advantages. Now I said sparkle for me.”
- Alex
• Look at him - a face only 10 million mothers would love!
- SammiCat
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Bella: EDWARD!!!?
Edward: Yes ?
Bella: Did you slip this ring on my finger while i was sleeping!?
Edward: …..uh, a little…..
Bella: “Now that I’m a newborn vampire, I’m finally stronger than him.”
Edward: “Bella, Ow.”
OK GIRLS….This face. IS MINE…so back off!!!
rob: good sir, that hurts.
kris: mam, shut yr mouth before i bite.
Kristen:Now Rob, this has got to be your face in Breaking Dawn when I tell you I’m pregnant, got it?
Rob:Errr..OK whatever you say, dear
Bella: Edward? Edward: Yes? Bella: You listen to me! Ok? If you ever slip a ring on my finger while im asleep again, I will beat you up when Im a VAMPIRE!!! You understand? Edward: …….Yes Ma’am.
Kristen: Don’t you ever tell anyone we’re dating got it….. we’re gonna keep it a secret!
Rob: got it…. wanna let go of my face?
Kristen: no, it’s all mine.
I’m really not afraid of him. Eat your heart out girls.
bella: I thought I told you not to break jacob’s jaw!
edward: I still love you.
Bella: how many times have i told you, don’t call jacob a dog!
Kristen: Look at that shana punim!
Rob: Someone help, please?
But, Bella… I liked it so I put a ring on it…
Bella: Edward how could you let tis happen! imprinted to our daughter!! ahhg!
Edward: i had nothing to do with it i was makeing sure you where ok. blame rosealie she was watching her!
Jacob:Bella calm down you know how this works… its not like that, cmon give us a break.
Bella: ohh no now im going to kill you! you here me your next! * evil laugh*
haha
“Being a vampire definitely has it’s advantages.”
“Being a vampire definitely has it’s advantages. Now I said sparkle for me.”
Bella/Kristen: I dare anyone to tell me they wouldn’t want
to kiss this face. Ha.
Since my wife is a newborn vampire, maybe I shouldn’t have brought up how slow and beat-up her old orange truck is….
Look at him - a face only 10 million mothers would love!
Now couldn’t YOU just eat him up?
Bella: Hey! Tanya! He’s Mine!
Edward: Uhhhh… Yeahh… what she said.
Edward: (jokingly) Mmmm, Bella. You smell good enough to eat.
Bella: (snatches his face) Don’t. Even. Think about it.
Edward: (unintelligble gibberish)
Everyone out there.i’m the only one who gets to kiss this face.
You are going to bite me and you are going to like it!NOW BITE!
ROB:don’t hurt the face that’s my money maker!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: Since my hand heeled after I hit Jacob, it feels much stronger. You feel how strong I am?
Edward:(in pain) er…yep…ouch!
Bella(Kristen):Lets See a Werewolf do THIS!
Edward(Rob): Honey maybe you should look at renesmee…
Edward:
“Wow. Bella is much stronger than I thought as a vampire. OUCH!”
eyes up rob!! okay i look at your hair instead
Kristen: Your’re so adorable, I could just pinch those cheeks.
Rob: You have no idea how uncomfortable this is.
Kristen.- this is the prety face i’m hiding in my vancouver room
kristen is showing rob how to deal with the paparazzi
rob.- kris, this isn’t working. i still want to eat your cookies.
rob.- i’m supouse to kiss you, Taylor is the one you have to hit
kris.- i get to kiss thi guy every day.. bring the hate baby
kris.- this is what happens to guys who touch my mini cooper
kellan is eating a big burger behind kristen.
kris.- sweety, we can’t do this in public, wait until Breaking dawn so we can have an excuse.
Edward: ah, ow! bella your hurting my face!
Bella: oh my god i’m so sorry! but i like the fact that you can’t get away from now. ha ha
Taylor made me do it …
Rob: (thinking) Oh no, a bee just landed in her hair… I think I should tell her. “Hey, Kristen?”
Kristen: Hush! I’m trying to make a muscle.
These labor pains are your fault Edward.
rob:um, kris? you do know I dont have fangs, right?
Kristen: Look at this face! How could you not love this face?
Robert: Uh Kristen, everyone already loves this face.
“See crazy fan girls, Rob can’t really bite you. He doesn’t have fangs!”
Bella: I said I want to practice…NOW
Edward: Fine, but don’t hurt me…
Tanja’s cracks me up!
bella: … just wait til we get back to the cottage!
What did you say about my truck?! WHAT DID YOU SAY!Go ahead, say it one more time…
Rob: should i shave ?
Kristen: No i love your stubble !! Looky looky looky that punim !!
Open wide, here comes the aeroplane…
No more checking out that Tanya girl from Denali, okay?!
Kristen- “Let me tell you girls, this jaw feels even better than it looks.”
Rob - “Ouch?.. you can’t take it with you.”
Kristen- “Oh, yes i can.”
Ill claw you appart like stone
Will you be quiet!? I am so sick of your fancy Brit accent.
Bella: Now with Victoria out of the way, he is finally mine, all MINE! Mwahahahaha!
Edward: Bella…we’re just getting a new actress for her part. She’s not quite dead yet.
No more checking out that Tanya girl from Denali okay?!
OOOOO! Just look at that face! and it’s MINE, all MINE!
Kristen look at this face, who can not love this face?
Then she sings:
Baby face, doesn’t he have the cutest little baby face?
Robert: Oh please Kristen (rolling eyes.
bella: this face is mine you here me ..MINE
Kristen: Rob, SMILE!!
Rob: Um, this isn’t awkward……
Kristen: Muahahaha! I told Rob I was stronger than him!
Open wide! Carlisle said your breath was getting pretty bad from not brushing your teeth after eating that cougar. He was right! Oh well, kiss me Edward!
Bella: I said ‘Bite me NOW’ Edward! I’m NOT letting go until you do!
Edward: “…gurgle, gurgle—GULP!”
Bella: I’m stronger than you now, Edward!
Edward: Um, that doesn’t hurt…
Bella: Did you say something? *Squeezes harder*
Edward: *Grunts* No…
Bella: Edward how is THIS the face of a killer?!?!?
Bella: Edward, have you seen Jacob? He was supposed to be watching Renesmee while Alice and I went hunting.
Edward: Jacob…umn. No. Nope. Haven’t seen him.
Bella: Edward..? EDWARD! YOU SPIT HIM OUT!!!
Kristen: This is what happens to a guy who makes me angry! *Grabs Robs face*
Rob: Ouch! Ummmm… Kristen…. I think you can let go of my face now. They get the point.
Rob: Kristen i agreed to practice the kiss scene a little extra today but I wasn’t ready and… you’re kinda hurting my face!
Rob: Hey Kristen? Is this your version of “Method Acting”?
Kristen: see? hit by a taxi and still THIS great of a face! what a trooper!
Rob: hehehe and dont forget my amazing hair!
Bella: Edward! I told you! I’m still human, you can’t eat me!
Edward: Aww Bells! Just a small teeny tiny taste!
Bella:Well…i guess being a vampire DOES have its advantages!!
Edward:OW
Bella: FINALLY you said ow….Told you so!!
Kristen: It’s “Ruh-nez-mee”
—
Rob just may be a bit more daft than we all thought.
(For the record, I was just kidding about the Rob being daft.)
edward: bella.
bella: yeah?
edward: i know you are a newborn experimenting with your new strengths… but can i have my face back??
bella: ohh… sorry
or
edward: bella, can i have my face back?
bella: no. mine!
Are you going to have Alice kidnap me again? ARE YOU???
edward:who are you lady my grandma bella:yes no maby so
Robert: This clearly confirms we’re not dating…the womans nuts for goodness sake! HELP!