WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (12-16-09)
Happy Wednesday! We’re back with another installment of Caption This!, but as always, before get started with this week we need to give a shoutout to the awesome winners from last week! So to view the hilarious winners who took over the top spots last week, click here.
For this week’s Caption This! installment we have a picture of Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed taken at the first stop of the New Moon cast tour in Los Angeles.
Below is your Caption This! picture for December 16th:
The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the picture above, and submit it in the comment box below!
Edit (12-23-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:
• So Rose, are you up for discussing the national debt later?
- Jamie
• “This may hurt just a little”
- Gini
• Nikki: Kellan, I am so not about to practice for our “house knocking down” flashback in Breaking Dawn!
Kellan: I don’t care what you say; we need to rehearse our lines…
- Kristin
Oh Emmett, bite me!
Oh Emmett, bite me my monkey man!
Kellan: Edward Cullen’s got nothin’ on me.
Nikki: *swoon*
or…
Kellan: So this is how vampires get the chicks…
Nikki : *swoon*
Emmett: Wanna go destroy some houses with me?
or…
Emmett/Kellan: Let’s do it like they do it on the HBO channel.
Rosalie/Nikki: You mean True Blood right?
Kellan/Emmett: Let’s do it like they do it on the HBO channel.
Nikki/Rosalie: You mean True Blood, right?
Kellan/Emmett: Yeah, and you’ll get to see the monkeyman in action. *wink*wink*
(It’s a reference to the Bloodhound Gang music video for “The Bad Touch”. There are guys dressed as monkeys in it. lol)
Nikki: hold up Kellan we only play a couple in Twilight
Kellan: mmmm….
Nikki: KELLAN!.. LATER!
Emmett “Do you think anyone will notice if we do it right here, right now?”
Rosalie “Can’t you wait until we get home, monkey man?”
Love at first bite
Nikki: Uhh, Kella? You do realise you are KELLAN LUTZ and not Emmett Cullen in real life?
Kellan: Uhm… Sure i do.
So Rose, are you up for dissussing the national debt later?
Nikki: uuuuuuhmmm awkward turtle Kellan, thanks.
“Can I have a bite?”
“Ok Kellan, but can you pretend to be Edward for me?”
“This may hurt just a little”
love this website big twilight fan
kellan:argg..be my rosalie for a second!!
nikki: KELLAN!!!
Emmett whispering in Rosalie’s ear: I hate being a vampire! Make it stop!
Rosalie: Five more pics!
Kellan: There is a pretty little abandoned cottage a few miles out…it’s about to fall down anyways…
Nikki: Great timing, Kellan.
Nikki :Oh Kellan, you remembered to take the gum out of your mouth before you did that right?
Kellan: oops…I can’t detach.
Kellan! We’re only vampires when we’re BOTH blonde.
Emmett: C’mon Rose, growl like a grizzly for me!
Nikki: Woah, Kellan! I’m NOT a food group!
“Get your wet tongue out of my ear or I’ll make you a dog bowl too!”
How ticklish are you?
Just a little off the ear Nikki. Oh, so good!
Emmett: (growl)
Rosalie: Emmett, my NECK… not my ear.
Emmett to Rosalie: OK Rose, even without the cheesy blonde wig, I still find you yummy enough for a nibble!
Rosalie to Emmett: Oh my little Monkey Man, pick me up, throw me over your shoulder like the big ape you are and let’s go knock down a house or two!
Kellan: When you said “bite me”, I bet you didn’t think I would take you seriously… surprise!
Nikki: Uhm… you do realize that Emmett Cullen is a fictional character, don’t you?
Kellan: Oh… riiiiight.
Emmett: Tickle Tickle Candy Pants!!
Rose: OMG i just swallowed my Gum!!!
Emmett: so mouthwatering.
Rosalie: you know if you bite me, my head will fall off…
Emmett: Hmmmm… let’s see if it’s possible to give this marble skin a hickey…
Nikki: Honey.. be careful that’s my ear
Kellan: Don’t worry I nibble not bite.
kellen/emmett: you brought a snack
Kellan:I am vampire!I will bite your ear! HA!
Nikki:Oh gosh this is embarassing!
Kellan: Nom Nom Nom Nom! Nikki, you taste so good!
Nikki: “My monkey man!”
Kellan: “Let’s go destroy some houses!”
The new way to pierce your ear
(tools needed: 1 hot vampire
Nikki: Kellan, I am so not about to practice for our “house knocking down” flashback in Breaking Dawn!
Kellan: I don’t care what you say; we need to rehearse our lines…
Nikki: Uhm…Kellan….the microphone is NOT my cheek!
or
Nikki: You totally just missed the mic…