WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (12-02-09)
Happy Wednesday! We’re back with another installment of Caption This!, but as always, before get started with this week we need to give a shoutout to the awesome winners from last week! So to view the hilarious winners who took over the top spots last week, click here.
For this week’s Caption This! installment we have a picture of Robert Pattinson and New Moon director Chris Weitz at a press conference in Japan last month.
Below is your Caption This! picture for December 2nd:
The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the picture above, and submit it in the comment box below!
Edit (12-9-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:
• Taylor please – put the shirt back on! Seriously!
- Michelle Swoboda
• Chris: Rob,I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore?
- Twilight Mom Australia
• (Fans Screaming)
Chris: Uh.. What country are we in now? I forgot.
(Fans Screaming)
Rob: It doesn’t matter even if you try to talk they can’t hear you. Go ahead try it.
(Fans Screaming)
Chris:…
(Fans Screaming)
Rob: See I told ya. Just smile and wave.
(Fans Screaming)
- Sam
So Rob, when you play a Comanche in Unbound Captives you raise your hand to the white man and say, “How”. Now watch me and repeat after me, “How”.
Rob: (between his teeth) What do I do now? I really need to use the restroom, number 2!
Chris: You gotta hold, son. Just smile and wave!
Rob:
“What do you think girls are my fingers longer?”
Chris: We come in peace, otakus.
Rob: Ah…no we don’t.
Taylor please – put the shirt back on! Seriously!
Rob:
This is Japanese Sign Language for… What? Take more pictures? Really?
Chris: Really. So keep that smile on your face.
Robert: Oh my I farted does it stink?
Chris: *through his teeth* Robert! Gosh! Just wave no one will know.
Rob: Where the hell are we?
Chris: I have ho idea but just put on that fake smile and looke like you come in peace. We wouldnt want to get mobbed in a foreign country.
Rob through his teeth: Um chris I thought you said the Japanese people were people of honor and respect and tradition? Is is honorable or tradition to were just about nothing but a skirt and bra to welcome a movie star and to form in a giant mob of girls and women?
Chris: Just back away slowly, keep smiling and I will try and hold them off. I have never seen the Japanese act this way. These girls are acting like they are vampires and they want your blood. Oh crap rob they are coming faster, Rob there is too many of them get out of here!
Rob:what are they all screaming?
Chris:I have no idea, just smile and wave.
Rob: “Any idea what they’re yelling at us?”
Chris: “No idea. I just hope they aren’t asking us to raise our hands if we want to marry them.”
Chris: Just wave, smile, and wait for the cash to flow in.
Rob: Umm…his neck is looking real good rite now
Chris: God i hope Rob isnt thinking about what i think he is…shoot he can read my thoughts
Chris: puh-lease Catherine. you ain’t got nothin on my directin skills.
Rob: Uh hi.
*fangirls scream*
Chris: Hello
*Fangirls scream like crazy*
Rob: I thought I was the star here!
chris: any idea how we get outta here? i don’t know how much more i can take!!!
rob; that way? no that way?
Please, No pictures until we have had a touch-up
I say ‘konichiwa’
haha just the first thing that popped into my head
(Fans Screaming)
Chris: Uh.. What country are we in now? I forgot.
(Fans Screaming)
Rob: It doesn’t matter even if you try to talk they can’t hear you. Go ahead try it.
(Fans Screaming)
Chris:…
(Fans Screaming)
Rob: See I told ya. Just smile and wave.
(Fans Screaming)
Rob: (to himself) “Do the sexy pose…”
(the girls go crazy)
“and a little bite of the lip”
(the unimaginable happens, the crowd get even louder)
Chris: (to himself and with his body language) “we don’t want none.”
Chris:
Rob,I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore?
(ROB) So, I think i may have pee`d my pants a little.
(Chris) Bro, That`s so not awesome!
Chris: You know Rob, They predict about $ 500 million for this movie. You might even get the candy you wanted.
Rob: Candy! Candy!
Rob: High five!
…
Hey, man, over here.
Chris: Right Rob, we gonna sing a song.
Rob: *bits lip* um..okay?
Chris: Youu…puttt..your left hand up.
Rob: (Which ones my left hand!?) *nervous laughter*
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
Chris: Now ladies i know rob and i are hot but you can break the barricade. Halt and form an orderly line and we will be with you shortly.
Rob: yeah halts really not gonna help here.
Rob: If you want me to drop my trousers, raise your hand!
Chris: I’ve seen it, it’s SO worth it!
Chris:”Please girls I know I’m good looking and everything, but just calm down.”
Rob:”Ah yeah what he said.”
Chris: If we sneak out the back door, we might make it to the limo before they notice we are missing…
Rob: Just keep smiling, and let’s slowly sneak away to the door…
“Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.”
Rob through his teeth: Oh snap, my fly’s down!
Chris: Sorry can’t help you with that, just keep smiling and waving,you can fix it later.
Chris whispers to Rob: Uh, I have a serious wedgie!
Rob: Ummm….? You don’t want me to get it for you, do you? *nervous laughter*
rob- you think we can make it to thr limo?
CRIS- i dont know just keep smiling and wavind and…..
both-RUNNNNNNNNNN FORRRR YOURRRRR LIFEEEEEE
Rob: *Thinking* Oh my.. Kristen was so great in that dress last week *He bites his lip* Oh men, stop thinking!!
Chris: Damn! Rob is in another place and a lot of fans are coming… STOP TWIFANS! STOPPPPP!
Chris: Hey Rob read their minds, who do they think looks better?
Rob: I don’t need to be a mind reader to answer that.
Chris: STOP!!…. in the name of love!
Rob: Yea st-! uh um ook…
Chris: Hey Rob, you think if I try out an awkward, adorable smile like yours, I can win over some of your fangirls?
Rob: Pssshhhh… stick to directing, these screams are mine!!!
Chris: Just smile and wave… slowly walk backwards. It’s going to be ok.
Chris: (stagewhispers) what are they saying?
Edward: I don’t know…Carlisle taught me Latin, not Japanese!
Dude: they love me they really love me!!!!
Rob: I do! i really do love u random dude!!!
chris: so this happens every where you go??
rob: yup.
*both smile & wave*
Keep smiling and they won’t serve us for dinner