WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (7-01-09)
It’s Wednesday and you know what that means: time for Wacky Wednesday! We have a great picture for you all to caption this week, but before we get started we need to announce our winners from last week. So to view last week’s winners, click here.
And now onto this week! For this week’s Caption This! picture, we have a shot of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart last year promoting Twilight during their appearance on the Today Show.
Below is your Caption This! picture for July 1st:

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And don’t forget we have a Caption This! contest running right now! If you haven’t entered, don’t worry because there is still time. For full details, click here.
Edit (7-8-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:
• Rob: I wonder whatever happened to the little boy from Panic Room… *snicker*
Kristen: Little boy from Panic Room? What little boy from Pan— Oh screw you, Rob!
- Kiwi
• Bella: How About ‘Renesmee’?
- team switzerland
• Kristen and Rob show up to an event and realize they hired the same stylist.
- Bella Cullen





















Rob: Did you SEE Rob DeFranco’s bikini dance?! Hahahaha
Kristen: You have a sick mind, Rob…
Kristen - “Do you see what I have to work with?”
Hoping this is the first comment
Kristen- Yea, Jacob gets really good looking in New Moon!
Rob- HAHAHAH your funny kristen!!!:)
Kristen-That’s not funny Rob!
Kristen and Rob show up to an event and realize they hired the same stylist.
ROB : LOL!!! Jacob really peed on a fire hydrant while still in human form?!? ( like in last weeks picture )
KRISTEN : wow,rob.wow.
Kristen: ROB!!!!!!!! i can’t believe you wore the same jacket as me on national tv …!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Robert:WELL……At least we all know who wore it better *COUGH*me*COUGH*
rob says “ha ha ha are jackets are exactly the same” kristens thinking “you look so hot in it too”
Kstew: I bet you really want my blood? but your not really a vampire edward..oops i mean rob!
RPatz: aaaaahaa aahhaa..wait! im not rob???
Rob: Kristen, do you realize you just called me…Edward?
Kristen: Enough already…It’s no big deal.
Rob: And then in August we start filming Eclipse and then in the spring we film New Dawn. And THAT’S when I FINALLY get to nail you, babe!! HAW, HAW, HAW
Kristen: Oh, please grow up, Rob.
rob: talyor did what? LOL he actually thought he could phase into a wolf if he concentrated REAL hard?!?!?! LMFAO man!
kristen: stop laughing rob. you’re making a scene.
Wow can your mouth open any wider, I can see you tonsils. He seriously thinks hes so funny if he could only hear what everyone is thinking.
Rob: Wait, so people still don’t know whether we’re dating?!?!?
Kristen(hurt): It’s not funny! Michael reads OK magazine religiously!
Kristen, “I am NEVER pulling your finger ever again!”
“If I wasn’t completely falling in love with you right now… I’m pretty sure I would have have to kill you because of your laugh at the moment.”
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(By the way, I LOVE Rob’s laugh, so that could never be true for me. hahaha)
Kristen - “Rob, I told you that you shouldn’t laugh like a hyena. You never listen”
Rob - “But it was just so funny!!!”
Kristen: “No Rob, feeling yourself up in public is not acceptable”
KS “Come on Rob, show them your scary, vampire face”
RP “This is my scary, vampire face!”
Kristen: *drool*
Kristen: C’mon it’s not even lunch time and already you have a five o’clock shadow.
Rob: laughing!!! Well at least I’m not pale white
Kristen: I don’t care, I’m still not going to kiss you.
Ok, Rob remind me again why do I want to date you?
THESE R REALLY GOOD… MY FAV IS KATHY’S THOUGH..(Rob: And then in August we start filming Eclipse and then in the spring we film Breaking Dawn. And THAT’S when I FINALLY get to nail you, babe!! HAW, HAW, HAW
Kristen: Oh, please grow up, Rob.) HER WAS HILARIOUS.. AND IT REALLY FITS THE PIC…LOL
Rob: So he seriously got mad when I went in for the kiss on the MTV awards?! That’s great!
Kristen: Is it NOT bad enough that you are encouraging the rumors that we’re dating? Grow UP!!!
Kristen: Rob, it’s called mouthwash for a reason.
Rob: OME!!! You did not just say that!
Love Chris’s comment and Starz comment up top!!
KStew: Seriously, did you just fart before we go on air?
RPatz: I have no idea what you are talking about! *laughs hysterically*
Kristen: I am a GREAT actress, Rob! Haven’t you seen The Messengers?!
OR
Rob: I wonder whatever happened to the little boy from Panic Room… *snicker*
Kristen: Little boy from Panic Room? What little boy from Pan— Oh screw you, Rob!
Rob: Look, I swear I have fangs!
Kristen: Bite me
Rob: hahahahaha you said Dutty
Kristen: Really rob??? Really????
Kristen: Ok, I fell, GET OVER IT!!
rob: i think i just peed a little.
kristen: rob seriously?!
kristen: was it really that funny when i dropped my mtv movie award
robert: …..(laughs)
no Edward –Al Roker is not something to eat…
Kristen: I’m serious Rob…I’m not attracted to you at all.
Rob: hahaha…Yeah right! You’re killin’ me!
Bella: Edward, What if we name the baby Renesmee?
Edward:hahhahahhahaha yeah right
Rob: Check out that ridiculous jacket - LOL
Rob: I saw she was wearing a leather jacket, so I wore a leather jacket! *laughs*
Kristen: You should have seen him at the dance last night. Now…that wasn’t pretty.
kristen: hey dude….you know that guy behind us in the blue hat? i just spat in his coffeee! ssshhhh he’ll hear you!
Robert: “I just got a mental image of Peter Facinelli doing the Single Ladies dance in a bikini”
Kiersten: rob, its really not that funny!
Ha ha!;-P Kristin looks as if she is one of the folowing: A- really pissed off ’cause Rob is being wierd and loud. B- she is extremely confused as to what is so funny to him
Rob: Thats what she said.
Kristen: Lame….just lame. :can’t help but chuckle a bit though:
Rob: Kristen having your hair in a ponytail makes your ears stick out, ha ha ha..
Kristen: Are you, 12, gee?
Edward to Jacob: LOL, you never had a chance wolf-boy….she’s mine, all mine!!
Rob: Did you just seriously just stamp your foot?? I thought girls only did that on tv.
Kristin: Ok this is kinda creepy, you are supposed to be the vampire but you are stealing the werewolfs lines. Get real.
Bella: How About ‘Renesmee’?
Kristen/Bella: This is how much I’ll be showing at the end of our honymoon to Isle Esme?
Rob/Edward: Hahahahah funny…Bella vampires can make babies…hahaha
Kristen: Have you not read breaking dawn yet? You get me pregnant
Kristen: “I am a serious actress. Remind me again why I did this saga?”
Rob: “A serious actress?? Did you watch the final cut or Twilight? Are you blind?” hahahahaha
Bella: “Would you like a round of applause?”
Edward: “Seriously Bella, I am that good!”
rob:your so funny(starts laughing really loud)
kristen:I.DO.NOT.KNOW.HIM.!!!!!!What are you talking about???
KStew: C’mon rob its just a new hairstyle! Its really not that funny!
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KStew: Rob … i don’t mean to be rude but…. are you on drugs? Seriously , people are looking!!!
( ,add or remove’ Rob: Naaaah they look at me anyway xD )
KStew - What’s so funny?
Rob - I just pulled the stick out of Jasper’s arse and he fell over!
KStew - OME!
Kristen: You’re such a tool.
Rob: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Rob: “Looks like Kristen’s trying to copy my wardrobe! [Rob singing] boomboompow them chickens jockin mah style, they tryin to copy mah swaggah…”
Kristen: “shut up, Rob!”
Rob: HAHAHAHAHA
This is because Rob and Kristen are wearing VERY similar jackets. :]
Rob: you should’ve seen it! i was totally walking and a cab hit me. I’m okay though.
Kristen:Dude, we know you’re embarrassed, but that’s not really funny.
rob: hey do you remeber when you dropped that award on mtv? it was soo funny!!!(laughes hystricly)
kstew: rob..it was a month ago and you are still laughing about it…really rob…really?!?!(glares at rob)
BS: OK Edward, it’s gettin old now.
EC: But COME ON!!! you didn’t see the look on Tyler’s face!!! hahahahah
Walking by the reflective window of a store:
Rob: Damn! I AM HOT!
Kristin: Yes, we all get it…you are sexy, blah blah blah…
Kristen: I really messed up taylor when i punched him!
Rob:It is so fun to through you around!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
Kristen:You aren’t funny and don’t ever try to be dude like seriously NO!
Rob:(laughing histerically)
Kristen:I’ll hit you to!!!!!!! Don’t tenmpt me!!
Rob:(giggles)
JUST A COMMENT : my faves r kiwi’s second option ( the little boy in the panic room )
and i LOVED the one chris made ( I AM NEVER PULLING UR FINGER AGAIN!! )
and MELS is pretty funny!
those r who i think should win! definitely!
Kristin:”You know what”
Rob:”What?”
Kristin:”Jacob is way sexier then you”
Rob:” Really thats why you bang me in breaking dawn.?
(laughing)
Kristin:(almost rolling her eyes)
Rob: Kristen check out my fangs.
Kristen: Stop trying to be Edward, Rob.
Kristen: Rob, come off it, I KNOW I’ve told you that joke at least five times before.
Rob: But…it’s…just…SO…FUNNY!!!
Rob: You don’t find me attractive? That’s just absurd. I’m Edward Freaking Cullen!
Kristen: Wow Rob, that was the worst ‘Yo Momma’ joke I’ve ever heard.
Rob: *laughing about the MTV Movie Awards incident when Kristen dropped her award on stage*
Kristen: “It’s not that funny.”
Edward: (laughing) HAHA, did you see that? Jacob just ran into a wall!
Bella: (mad) Hey, that’s not funny! I love him too!
Edward: (serious) Well then……
“Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday” **Muhahahahahaha**
Robert: Uranus is a funny word! Do you get it?
Kristen: OMG, you’re sooo imature, Robert!
Rob: I just farted! *laughs hysterically* Can’t you smell that?!?
Kristen: You really thought that was funny? Wow.
Robert: Is it cold out here…or is it just me?
Kristen: Seriously Rob, All this ‘Edward’ business has just gone to your head!
kristen: Did that old guy behind you, really just call you a “Sexy Beast”?
And here’s one from my kids:
Reporter: So Rob…Is ‘Twilight’ the best book you’ve ever read?
Ok its comfirmed you are such a dork
Edward: Ha ha Bella I could have sworn you said your eggo was prego. You’re hilarious
Bella: ummm, that is what i said thanks for the support
Edward: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella : Edward your 108 years old, can you act 17 at the very least?
gosh rob you are so immature, it wasn’t that funny
Rob: (laughing) Did you see that picture of Kristen when she fell on the set of The Runaways?!
Kristen: Atleast I got to play a chick rocker and not a bisexual painter…
Rob: (immediately stops laughing)
rob: *hears really dirty joke and laughs hysterically*
kristen: omg rob, grow up
rob: im edward remember i can hear what your thinking u think im hot when i laugh like this at dirty jokes hahahaha
kristen: omg rob, you’re the major money maker for the films and you dont even know that edward CAN’T read bella’s mind!
rob: *stops laughing*……book nerd.
Rob:Hahahahaa…Rob DeFranco….Bikini….Single Ladies…hahahahaa
Kirsten: I do NOT know this guy. i swear hes NOT with me…
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Rob:And i was like… Yo Mama so stupid she asked for a price check in the dollarstore!!! Hahahahahhahahahaaaa
Kirsten: Yeesss Rob… Now lets go get your medicine…k?
Kristen (Bella) : I was thinking Re- ness- mee. Renesmee
Rob (Edward) : RENESMEE?! HAHAHAHAH
kristen:Rob i’m PG.
Rob:who’s the father?
Kristen:you.
(on set New Moon)
Rob: Marry me?
Kristen: Oh Rob! Yes yes yes! i love you so much! Yes! of course!
Rob: Wait, what? i thought we were rehearsing for our next scene; you know, when Edward says if Bella marrys him first that he’ll make her immortal? Isn’t your line, “Okay, whats the punch line?”
*light bulb*
You said Rob, not Edward..
(starts laughing) Did you actually think i was proposing to you?! HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Kristen: Idiot. Real nice Rob.
Rob:And I was like, “Yo Mama is so Yo Mama, SHE Yo Mama!” (starts laughing hysterically)
Kristen: Seriously Rob?!?! Really plz grow up.
OR
Rob: So I came out and she was wearing the same jacket. People are always trying to copy my swagga.
Kristen: What’s so funny?
Rob: well i was talking to may parents the other day and they said i was easily dis- did you know you had the same jacket as me? ha ha ha
Kiwi…your caption ROCKS!!! I can’t stop laughin!!!
QUOTE:
Kiwi:
Rob: I wonder whatever happened to the little boy from Panic Room… *snicker*
Kristen: Little boy from Panic Room? What little boy from Pan— Oh screw you, Rob!
Edward: You’re gonna pick Jacob over me? HAHAHAHA
Bella: Shut up Edward…Jacob is hot too you know..
Kristen: Why the heck are we wearing the same jackets………?
Rob: Haha! April fools!
Kristen : Wait until I play the hot and sexy - I’ll kick your a**!
Rob : Hahahahhahaa!! That’s a good one!! hahahah!!
Rob: *laughing*
Kristen: What’s so funny?
Rob: Your zipper’s down.
Kristen: Huh?! *looks down* No it’s not!
Rob: Check your jacket, genius!
Kristen: Yeah so…
Rob: Tricked ya! *laughs hysterically*
Kristen: Rob your zipper’s down…
Rob: Yeah I know
Kristen: No I mean the one on your pants!
Rob: *looks down* Oh snap! *pulls up zipper*
Kristen: What were you doing backstage?
Rob: Oh I was just… in the bathroom… (thinking of you)
Kristen: Are you telling me THAT’S your impression of Tickle-Me-Elmo?
We Match!
or
Ok i get it “edward” you win the girl, whatever.
Bella:You had to go and read that girl’s mind didn’t you?
Edward:I couldn’t help it! It was so dang funny!
Bella:What’s so funny about her imagining Jacob without any clothes on?
Edward:You were talking about the blonde? I was talking about the girl who had Jacob running into a wall in her head. Hey how did you know about her?
Bella:She’s Jacob’s girlfriend.
Edward: Oh. I read her mind too. Not a pretty picture.
Rob: See I told you that vampires pass gas!
Kristen: NO! You just didn’t!
LMFAO i just LOVE this one
Rob: I wonder whatever happened to the little boy from Panic Room… *snicker*
Kristen: Little boy from Panic Room? What little boy from Pan— Oh screw you, Rob!
- Kiwi
Awesome! I actually got picked! *happy dance* Glad people liked it.