WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (3-11-09)
It’s time for another fun little edition of Wacky Wednesday: Caption This! But, before we get started on this week’s picture, we’ve got to address the hilarious captions from last week’s Wacky Wednesday! As always, you guys came up with some great captions, and we’ve narrowed down the winners. To view the winners of last week’s edition of Wacky Wednesday, click here.
So now, onto this week! For today’s Wacky Wednesday, we’ve got an interesting little picture of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner at the recent Tokyo premiere of ‘Twilight’.
Below is your Caption This! picture for March 11th:
The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the question above, and submit it in the comment box below!
Ready, get set, Caption This! And don’t forget, the winners of this week’s Wacky Wednesday will be announced next week, so remember to check back to see if your caption won!
Edit (3-18-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:
• Kristen: Pssst. Rob, pass me some of the hair gel your hiding in your pocket. I have to do something about these flyaways!
Rob:I don’t know what your talking about Kristen. My hair is naturally crispy and spiny. You should wash yours less often and then everyone would rave about it like they do mine.
- Genevieve
• Kristen: Look, Taylor, I know we have to get some chemistry going for the new film, but you better get your hand off my butt!!!
- Emily
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This photo has been shown over and over and over again, why act as if it’s new and ‘interesting’. We’ve seen it quite a few times.
P.s, no disrespect ment.
and sorry if it hasnt been show than many times but to me it feels as if i’ve seen that pic a hundred times already
Kristen: It’s FREEZING! Dang it Taylor! Why aren’t you a werewolf? I NEED a space heater!
Numero Uno:
Yes the picture has been shown in a newsblog post before, but this is a caption contest! It is not news, just fun. Lighten up
Rob: *Dancing Queen, young and sweet only 17, lalala. GOD, I love ABBA. Also Hugh Jackman…*
Kristen: Frickin’ heck it’s cold. If I was really Bella I could get one of the boy’s coats like lickity.
Taylor: Oh hai Japan! I didn’t bother learning Japanese but I’ll make up for it with enthusiasm and the panty story again!
Rob:Yes, I know you all fancy the pants off me but I do have two arms. I am quite cable of holding an umbrella for myself thankyou very much!
Kristen(*thinking*):Damn, it’s so cold! Maybe if I just smile and wave I’ll get it over with and will be outta here!
Taylor(*thinking*):What’s up with her hair? They look cold, I’m not, I run a toasty 110 degrees C nowadays!
*Before the shoot*
Rob: Taylorr we need to get kristen to smile this time, i’m tired of seeing that pathetic mug in every shot.
Taylor: Alright, follow my lead.
*after the shoot*
Kristen:IF EITHER OF YOU EVER LAYS A HAND ON MY BUTT AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END BOTH YOUR SHORT LIVED CAREERS!
Edward: Jacob if you don’t let me hold the umbrella I swear I will break your nose.
Jacob: Ha! You could try….. Wait no don’t make me phase I can’t afford to replace this suite.
Bella: Boys Boys! Just let the nice men in the back hold the umbrella and smile so I can get out of the rain…. You would think Japan would be drier than Forks but no such luck.
Rob: Oh Gawd, what is that bloody stench?
Kirsten: Oh F*&% I just farted!
Taylor: Lord it smells baaaad, I must breath thru my mouth
Kristen: Ummm… you know what happens when you have one hand in cold water and the other in warm? Yeah, I’m going to need a new dress.
Bella: Dammit, the wind blew again. lets hope no one tries to kill me
Edward: jacob black, dont you dare say that aloud or else i WILL break your jaw for you. and bella im trying hard not to kill you at this moment. why do you have to smell so “apallingly luscious”????
Jacob: you heard that??? oops. (grins sheepishly)
Bella: im sorry -frowns-
Edward: -scoffs- youre sorry for smelling good? alice was right you are utterly absurd.
Bella: rolls eyes
Kristen: OK guys, I’m freezing, you have 2 seconds to find a solution or I’m out of here, promotion be dammed!
Consequence: 2 human heaters inch closer to Kristen… Lucky gal!
rob : ahh i love the cold!
taylor : me too!
kristen : guys.. my toga like dress is about to fly away… can we go now?
Rob: Keep Dreaming wolf boy
Kristen: I am surrounded by freaks of nature and not one will offer give me their jacket, some space heaters they are!
Taylor: She’s going to pick me parasite
Kristen: Warning. Killer wind.
Taylor: Don’t I look like raptor from this angle?
Rob: (To Kristen) Just smile and nobody will notice your hair.
Kristen: Look, Taylor, I know we have to get some chemistry going for the new film, but you better get your hand off my butt!!!
kristen: rob i swear to god if you try to hold my hand one more time i will slap you right here!
rob: *smiles sheepishly*
kristen: oh and by the way–taylor if you keep trying to warm me up by blowing on my head i’ll slap you, too. you aren’t actually a werewolf.
taylor: wow kristen just talked to me!
Rob: I actually took a shower today! Aren’t you proud, Mom?
Kristen: EXPLITVE!!! Beepity beep beep.
Taylor: I have no clue what you’re saying so I’m just going to smile and look like an overly enthusiastic dweeb.
Sorry but I read an interview that Kristen gave not to long ago, every other word was a cuse word and it really baked my cookies. I’m sure she thought she was cool but it only showed her complete and utter lack of class.
Kristen: Hey, you there! Have you seen a girl, she’s about this tall and her name is Alice Cullen.
Bella: I’m so fricking cold
Jacob: Is ok Bella, i’ll warm you
Edward: Don’t you dare dog
Kristen: gees it’s cold! rob, go stand over there, and taylor - i need a hug!
Rob:Yes, I’m sexy and I know it. Possibly too sexy for this suit.
Taylor: Gawd, can you believe this guy’s ego? I’m hotter than him, dang it.
Kristen:Its always a competition with you guys isnt it? Oh well no one will even notice me looking like a hot mess standing between you 2.
Kirsten: PEWPEWPEW! WHOA. I can shoot spiderwebs out of my hands!
Rob to Kristen: Come on. Let’s just get married here. You know you love me. You are already in the white dress. It will make all the Twihards so happy. Plus, your best man is standing on your other side.
Kristen: Pssst. Rob, pass me some of the hair gel your hiding in your pocket. I have to do something about these flyaways!
Rob:I don’t know what your talking about Kristen. My hair is naturally crispy and spiny. You should wash yours less often and then everyone would rave about it like they do mine.
Kristen: I’m standing between a Vampire and a Werewolf wow that causes turbulence.
Edward: {sniffing} Do I smell wet dog?
Jacob: {through clenched teeth} Just because all of these cameras are on us doesn’t mean I won’t rip your throat out leech!
Bella: {through clenched teeth} Are you serious guys?!?! We are in public…now BEHAVE!!!
Rob: Too crowded get me out of here !!!
Kristen: Damit!!! I hate any cold wet thing …
Taylor: Space heater anyone? or at least can I get under the umbrella too !!
Who cares if it’s raining on the other two? Save the hair! Save the hair!
kristen: hehe i totally copied one of victoria’s hair styles
bella: jacob! behave, now stop touching my butt!
JAcob: Well at least im having a little, haha.
Edward:(through clenched teeth) you touch her again i swear i will kill you right here and now!
Bella: *thinking* They keep inching closer and closer. Thank goodness this little sleeve is on Edward’s side.
Jacob: *thinking* Dude, I’m closer, beat that.
Edward: *out loud* Give me a second, I’m trying to look good in these pictures. You look like you’re catching flies.
Taylor: “I’m sooo nervous, I need to hold something..” *Oooh*
Kristen: “Taylor hold my hand not my butt!!”
Rob: “Hands off Taylor, we’re not filming Eclipse yet, damn it!”
Bella: Boy’s I can’t decide, you are both so dreamy. Can’t I have you both?
Kristen:(thinking)O.k on the one hand I have Rob…He’s charming, sorta, he got the main part in the film.
But on the other hand I have Taylor…He’s got a 6 pack, he washes his hair… IT’S TOO HARD!
(throws tantrum)
:)
random I know. I was very bored lol!;)
xx
Rob: “Hey she’s kinda cute.”
Kristen: “FFFFFFFFFFFFFuck! It’s cold!”
Taylor: “Gosh i’m hot.”