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WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (3-4-09)

Posted March 4th, 2009 By: Team Switzerland 67 Comments »

I know I always say that the captions get funnier and better each week, but it’s true. While your captions from last week were on the cliff of PG-13 (ahem…), I think they were our best yet. You guys came up with some hilarious captions, so to see the winners of last week’s Wacky Wednesday, click here.

Now, for this week we’ve got a nice little picture of some of the ‘Twilight’ cast (and the not-so-lovely Russell Brand) from last year’s MTV awards that we all remember so well.

Below is your Caption This! picture for March 4th:

You guys never fail to bring the funniest captions, so we can’t wait to see what you put for this week’s picture! Remember, the winners will be announced on next week’s edition of Wacky Wednesday. Good luck!

Edit (3-11-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:

• Rob: “Somebody tell that guy behind us with the hair that The Lost Boys is so 1980’s.”
- Amy

• Kristen-(thinking)*come on Rob don’t screw this*
Taylor-(thinking)*Speak slowly and read whats on the prompter*
Cam-(thinking)*come on Rob, you can do this!*
Rob-(thinking)*Oh Crap. It’s my turn*
Russell-(thinking)*I’m coming for you Pattinson!*
- Nina

• Excuse me!! Would someone please tell the wookie in the back that he is at the wrong convention.
- Michael Rice







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  • Dunie

    Rob: “No one told me i had to kiss Kristen!”

    Cam: (thinking) Hmm, Taylor’s neck is sure looking yummy!

    Rob as Edward: “Do you think this microphone will taste as good as Bella?”

  • Crepusculated

    Rob: And Iiiiiiii-eeee-iiiiii, will always love youuuuuu-ooohoohh.
    Everyone else: That’s really sweet Rob, but you say that to everyone.
    Cam: *Dang, Taylor’s looking FINE tonight*
    Russell: *Maybe if I make eyes at all the little girls they’ll start a petition to make me a Volturi and Madonna could be my wifey!*

  • http://TwilightersAnonymous Gwen

    Rob: “I want to introduce The Wolfman…”

  • http://jasperzgurl Andrea

    Russel thinking : ‘Maybe if i stad he like this they’ll think i’m taylors replacement for new moon…. hmmmmm….’

    Rob: “I’d like to thank the Cam for being an evil vampire so I’d get to suck Kristen’s blood!”

    Kristen: “Was it good?”

    Rob: “Yeah!”

    Cam & Taylor: “Dude!”

  • Viki

    Russel: “I wonder if I can have a bite of your neck sweetie?”

    Kristen: “Aaa – NO! Only Edward, thank you very much!”

  • Alison

    Russell: Little do they know that I am really a vampire… mooowwwaaaahhhaaaaaaa.

  • AllisCullen

    I can’t top any of these, but they ALL had me ROTFL!!!

  • Emily

    Rob: Man did you see that photo they used last week for wacky wednesday. Total embarassing! What was the photographer thinking?

    Taylor: Dude! glad that was you and not me!

  • http://nolebucgrl.wordpress.com Amy

    Rob: “Somebody tell that guy behind us with the hair that The Lost Boys is so 1980′s.”

  • Soarjet

    Rob: And so Taylor after New Moon you will be the obsession of many teenage fans. I pass the torch to you.

    Taylor: No Way!!!

    Cam: Sucker!

    Kristen: Good luck buddy!!

    Russell: Maybe I can give him my number…..

  • Megan

    Russel: “soo like Twilight is awesome. Rob, ur hot. Kristen, not so much. Taylor, ur so cute I want to pinch ur checks! Cam, wow.”
    *everyone laughs*”
    Kristen: “wat?” just laugh, maybe no one will notice I was insulted. *laughs awkwardly*
    Taylor: uhhh…I have a black belt so touch me and I’ll just go pyscho on u.
    Rob: *listens to the song in his head*
    Cam: *whispers* “Rob help me! I don’t think I want to be next to this guy.”

  • Jess

    Rob: Wow I didn’t know I could read minds…Uh Taylor why are you thinking about me like THAT?

    Taylor: Ermm……..NEXT QUESTION!

    Cam: I call biting a juicy neck!

    Kristen: Why am I always surrounded by boys?

    Russel: twilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilighttwilight

  • Carrie

    Kristen: UH guys, Russell is creeping me out majorly
    Cam and Taylor: maybe if we just laugh and act naturally he will leave us alone (just smile and nod)
    Rob: we need to get away from this guy fast

  • Nikki

    Robert: Man, i can’t believe Russel Brand just interupted me!
    Cam: hey taylor, how you doin?
    Taylor: ummm, Cam i dont roll that way!
    Kristen: Umm, Boys this is public television!
    Russel: Omg, I can’t believe I’m near Kristen Stewart. I must interupt Robert again so that I can impress her.

  • Shannon

    What they were thinking:
    Russell: I’ll get you my pretty, and your little DOG (wolf) too!
    James: Not if I get them first
    Bella: I think we should get out of here.. That guy is creeping me out..
    Jacob: Are we gonna stand for this Edward? Let’s get these bl- I mean, chumps..
    Edward: hah.. yeaaaaah no.. No one looks at my Bella that way. Any last words before I rip your heads off?

  • Sallie

    Rob: And people say my hair is crazy, have they seen Russel.

  • Toronto

    Rob: “I play a scary character on television. But NOT as scary as the character behind me”

  • Savannah

    Russel:
    *deep breaths*
    *creepy, stalker voice* Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaylor…

  • Beth

    Rob: “HEEEEYYYY!!” Man, I think I may be a little drunk.
    Cam: Is anyone even going to notice me standing between Rob & Taylor?
    Taylor: Enjoy the moment Rob… it’s my turn now!
    Kristen: When can I get the f— out of here!
    Russell: These guys are so weird!

  • Briana

    ROB: alright after all the commotion going on and the bad press,i think nows a good time to tell everyone, kristen is having Taylor’s baby. bizzare right?!
    Kristen: (in her infamous nonchalant voice) what? haha no, no way, it’s totally robs, i think, *laughs nervously*
    Taylor: *laughing in hysteria* dude, aah you’re so dead.
    Cam: *TO TAYLOR* DIDN’T KNOW YA HAD IT IN YA KID! NICE GOING!
    Weirdo Russell: ….I wonder if he’ll have my babies

  • Cassie

    Russel thinking: hmm… I wonder… if I give them this creepy stare long enough, maybe I will get a part in New Moon. muah hahah haaaa!

  • jiug

    Edward:someone smells delicious over here maybe i could have a little taste.?
    Jacob: you better watch out russell i think they want you!
    Bella:Jacob…… he means we want you
    Jacob:yeah right….. your not really going to suck my blood are you?yeah haha very funny guys nice joke come on guys i thought we were best buds come on … ahhhhhhhh . not you to bella James:oh, come on it will only hurt a little bit(james twitches) Edward: we’ve got you surrounded
    Russell: ooookkkay. now i know i’m not the only frea
    ky one here. the tables have turned

  • veronica pomar

    Kristen: The guy with crazy hair scares me protect me Rob!

    Russel: I’m gonna get ya!

  • Vica

    Russel: hey hey take a look at me! im holding Cam gigadent and Robert PAttinson’s sholders!
    Kristen:um Cam and Rob…
    Robert: What is everyone laughing at?!
    Taylor: (see’s his mom waving n the crowd) um. Hi mom.
    Cam:Kristen look ballin

  • sarah

    ROB- “Oh my goodness. Kristen, what’s up with that dress?? uckk. Honey, you can do sooo much better.
    CAM (to Taylor) – (in a really creepy voice) “Weeell hello there!”
    KRISTEN- You see what I have to put up with ???
    Taylor- What? Oh why yes, haha, I do have a hot body don’t I? hahahA
    RUSSLE – hot. guys. all. around. me ! MY DREAM HAS COME TRUEE !

  • http://theloinsandthelambs.proboards.com/index.cgi Morgan B

    Cam to Taylor: “Wanna blow this joint and go back to my place?”
    Taylor: -laughs- In your dreams.
    Everyone but Cam laughs.

  • love him

    Rob: °maybe if I sing he’ll go away° oooooohhhh oooooohohohoh
    Kristen: what is he doing?? °Just hope he is not trying to impress Russel°
    Taylor: (laughs nervously)°she’s actually touching me,wait, what? am I supposed to be laughing?° hey good one(forced laugh)
    Cam: °Wait, am I supposed to be singing to?, Oh,well° mmmmm…aaaaahahah °yeah not as good as rob°.
    Russel: What is going on here? This is not American Idol°Yes! I guess this means I’m getting a role in New Moon°.

  • Nina

    Kristen-(thinking)*come on Rob don’t screw this*

    Taylor-(thinking)*Speak slowly and read whats on the prompter*

    Cam-(thinking)*come on Rob, you can do this!*

    Rob-(thinking)*Oh Crap. It’s my turn*

    Russell-(thinking)*I’m coming for you Pattinson!*

  • Gloria

    russell – so robert, i hear edward is an older virgin than al three jonas brothers put together.
    rob – ummm…. *maybe if i laugh he will move on*
    canm – *giggle* virgin.
    taylor – hehe. *im so glad he didnt ask me that question.* (in a child voice) edwards a virgin!
    rob – so is jacob! … kristen. lets get married so we can practice for breaking dawn!
    kristen – haha (rolls eyes) *how much longer do i have to be nice and pretend to laugh at peoples jokes*
    cam – (wispers in taylors ear) VIRGIN. *giggle*

  • Melissa

    Russell: OY! Jonas Brothers! When are you mates ever going to man up? We need to get you to a strip club, fast.

    Kristen: *thinking “OMG its Joe Jonas.”
    Kristen to Joe: “Hey Joe! You. Me. Vegas. 5 minutes. Someone’s losing his purity ring tonight.” *winkwink.

    Cam: “Hey Taylor, wanna make out?
    Taylor: “Seriously? LETS GO. ”

    Rob: *thinking “hmmm.. Cam going with Taylor…Kristen running off with Joe…hmmm…”
    “Oh Camiiiiiilllaaaaa!”

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=77859805 Michael Rice

    Excuse me!! Would someone please tell the wookie in the back that he is at the wrong convention. HAHAHAHA!!!

  • Emilia

    Robert & Cam: Ooh! Taylor and Kristen sittin’ in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
    Kristen: You guys! I have a boyfriend!
    Taylor: I wouldn’t mind……..

  • Emilia

    Russell: (thinking) Hhhmmm. So they’re making a movie about vampires….. I wonder if they know I’m a vampire? Oh well, they will soon……. they look so TASTY!

  • anysa

    russell brand: smile for the camera! wait-why arent you guys smiling??!!

    cam: *thinking*oh, just wait taylor…wait till nobody is watching and then…i will show you how to be a pretty cherrleader!!RAH-RAH!

    taylor to rob:help! i think cam is up to something..

    kristen : *blurts out *just smile and wave boys..omg!! i love madagascar! those cut little penguins!*cough*i mean ..and this is paramore preforming misery business…umm..TA-DA..heh-heh..smooth,kristen,smooth

  • Logan

    Russell: *MWUAHAHAHA* my plan is working. if i stand next to these vamps i WILL get famous!
    Taylor: Hey Rob this guy is freakin me out…
    Rob: I kno…just keep smiling…we’ll talk to him in the alley after the awards…

    or..

    James: Oki know I’m a nomad and everything but this is one human too freaky to drink…even for me. *Looks at Jacob* Oh Jaaacooob!! You are looking GOOOD tonight…

    Jacob: *SMILES* craap…

  • Rose

    Robert:”Your’e just too good to be true, cant take my eyes off of you!!…”
    Taylor:Must…keep…staring…soo..sexy
    Russell:HEHEHE I LURK, nobody notices. BWAHAHAHAHA.
    Cam:(barely containing his jealousy of edward serenading taylor and not him…)
    Kristen: *thinks in her head* taylor, hunny I’m over HERE. Stop being mesmerized by rob.

  • liz

    Rob: I may may be a vampire but the guy behind me is creepier

  • treeee

    Cam: taylor, is he grabbing ur butt?
    Taylor: uhmm ya you noticed? Awwwwkwarddd
    Kristin: smile and make a run for it, smile and run.
    Russel: taylor i will run nude in the woods with you anyday

  • Bree

    Cam: You have lovely skin Rob.
    Rob: *blushes* Nawwww… your just saying that.
    Kristen: Blushing was totally my thing first…
    Taylor: I’m Taylor, Cam…Rob is over to your right.
    Russell: I like cheese.

  • Emma

    Russel Brand: Hmmmmmmmm, you people look good enough to eat, maybe one little bite…

    Cam (to Taylor): Your sooo pretty, can I bite you?

    Kristen & Rob: Ummmmmmmm? Ok then, why does every body suddenly want to bite people.

  • kettle

    Rusell: Dude i fell so left out

    Rob: IF I JUST KEEP SMILING AND LAUGHING MABYE THEY WONT SEE MY HAIR

  • Alex

    “Okay, who brought the real vampire?”

    (we all seem to be getting similar inspiration, here, lol)

  • 25isil

    Rob:…and if you google “The hottest vampire ever”, it says:did you mean Edward Cullen? *grins*
    Taylor: Yeah man, you wish. I’m so taking over the NM!! *smug face*
    Cam: They could revive me back as a zombie if I look Kristen sweetly enough
    Kristen: Gees you guys, get a grip
    Russell: So, if i keep interupting Rob, I get to play Aro, awesome!!! I better get my crazy look started!!

  • Louise

    Rob: Like.Oh.My.God. Russell I just totally love your hair!!

  • MJ

    Rob: I would like to publically ask Kristen to marry me!
    Taylor: awww, c’mon, dude! that’s awesome!
    Cam: hmmm, Kristen? what’s it gonna be?
    Kristen: yeah, THAT again…
    Russell: ok, this was not in the script-blasted kids!

  • Macy_Cullen

    James:(To Jacob) Your so cute I could just eat you!
    Rusell: Yesss….. Eating time…..
    Edward: Bleh.
    Bella: Okay then… I’ll just be over there….
    Jacob: Do I have any say in this?

  • Caitlin

    Russell: “Perhaps I could replace Victoria In the New Moon Movie….”
    Rob: “This Is Taylor hes going to be playing Jacob…..hahaha he thinks hes gonna steal bella’s heart… HAHA!”
    Cam: “Haha yeaaaah rob, he’s a little twirp……a tasty looking twirp I might add…..”
    Taylor: “Ha-Ha-Ha yeah thats really funny rob, Too bad your not REALLY edward, then maybe kristen wouldn’t have turned you down…”
    Kristen: “Uhhh Ha Ha, okay guys lets just get this over with now, russell is starting to creep me out..and is it just me or does it look like his teeth are getting sharper??”

  • iheartTWILIGHT

    Rob: If we all keep smiling and nodding, maybe Russel will just go away.
    Cam: taylor, is still there?
    Taylor: (through his teeth) yepppp
    Kristen: pleaseee get me out of here …

  • http://www.twitter.com/AudEsUnFanpire Audrey

    Russel: Do you little girls know I’m a vampire too?

  • Belleswann93

    Russel: (at bella) hehehee me liiiikkkeeee.
    Edward: (while trying to not show it, hears his thoughts) GRRRRRRRRR!

  • Midori

    Rob: Ladies and gentlemen..I am very proud to announce we have a new Twilighter amongst us..Cam Gigante became the proud father of a new baby boy/girl…(I remember hearing his girfriend was pregnant, don’t know the due date). Cam: Jeez, even Russell is smiling about it. I must have made an impression..haha.

  • maddi

    I don’t know who i should chose maybe edward he’s such a GOOD kisser Or maybe Jacob he O im going with Edward There’s nothing good about JACOB I LOVE EDWARD!!!!!!!!!

  • Paige

    Kirsten: Ah. What’s going on. Ugh. I don’t know my lines.

    Rob: I wonder what Kirsten’s thinking about. Uhh. I wish I was Edward. She’s so pretty. Oh, look at that girl in the audience. Oh, she’d never go for a guy like me. I’d scare her off.

    Taylor: Ugh. Look at how Rob looks at her. Like she’s something to eat. He disgusts me. Maybe I should just laugh. (Laughs at Rob) Obnoxious jerk.

    Russel: Oh, God! Oh, God. I hope no one suspects that I am a vampire. Ugh, that’d just like ruin my day!

    Cam: Ha. Look at Taylor. MMM. He looks good.

  • Mella

    Lol you guys are hulirious!!!
    Cam:hehehe yea Russel that really isnt the right place to touch a guy.*laughs uncomfortably*
    Rob:*whispers to cam* ouch you should really cut your nails cam yor ganna leave a mark on my sholuder. We went over this your not really a vampire.*laughs akwardly*
    Taylor:*thinking* Maybe if i just laugh i wont look like an idoit
    Russel: *thinking*hehehehe im toching cam’s butt. Hey i have an idea i’ll stare at kristen we’ll im doing it. They already think im crazy what with the hair. so whats to lose
    Kristen:*thinking* i see you staring at me russel. Iknow you want me. Hey… why are you touching cam i tought we had something between us.
    Rob: oh, it’s my turn *thinking* rob stop laghing
    *thinking* Crap freaking russel you interuppted me i hope my millons of fans get you for this laughs eviliy

  • Lauren

    Kristen- “Ummmm… Rob pretend to be Edward and save me from the creep behind me!”
    Rob- “SECERITY!”
    Cam thinks- ‘Either I will eat Taylor or I can eat the creep. I’m leaning towards Taylor. his neck looks de-lish!’
    Creep- “YOU”LL NEVER GET ME I’M THE CREEP WHO STALKS KRISTEN STEWART!
    Kris- “SWWEETT! I have my own stalker!”
    Rob, Taylor, and Cam- “I’ll be ur stalker! I’ll be your stalker!”
    Kris- “Ummmmmmm… BYE!” Runs away with everyone following

  • Laura

    Kristin- What’s up w/ Russell’s hair?

    Rob- Russell better not plan on interupting me like I can read in his mind.

    Taylor- I’m just happy to be in a movie were I don’t have to wear a shark suit and can be on MTV!

    Cam- Screw Victoria. Team Jacob baby!

  • Paul Rekward

    Rob: Is it me or is our little werewolf friend here a little to tan. Where do you spend your summers.

  • Clio

    Robert: So yeah, I’m now like, a supermodel.
    Kristin: Uh-huh, sure…
    Russell: Hmm… Tastey…

  • http://www.myspace.com/skiza Skye

    Rob: Hey Russell is trying to steal my hair but he is failing miserably
    Jacob: Laughs
    Kristen: Smiles No one can steal my Edward’s hair
    Cam: Mhh I wonder what werewovles taste like
    Russell: Am I getting the award for best hair?

  • Naomi

    Rob: This is my big moment….I hope I don’t screw it up.

    Russell: Interrupting Rob in 3…2…1…

    Taylor: Too bad you died in Twilight. I could so take you.

    Cam: Over my dead body….oh, wait…..

    Kristen (to Cam and Taylor): Guys, calm down…we’re on live tv…

  • Elpida

    Savannah responded:

    Russel:
    *deep breaths*
    *creepy, stalker voice* Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaylor…

    that one had me laughing for like an hour..only you should add a creepy laugh at the end like..”muaaaaaahaahahaaaaaa”

  • jazyy

    rob & cam: hey taylor, kristen you should really think of joining team edward…or our little friend russel here will take care of you guys…
    russel: yes, yes, YES! [twitching]
    kristen: taylor, let’s go…this is getting weird….

  • Demitri

    Cam-Will you move your hand from its current position Rob
    Rob-My hands are right here
    Taylor-Cam or Kristen do you realize where your hands are
    Cam and Kristen-My hands are over here
    Rob-(forced laugh) ha ha
    Russell says gayly-it is i who touch you
    Cam-any idea whats hrong with him
    Rob, Taylor, and Kristen-nope
    Taylor-seriously

  • Erin

    Rob : See guys? you didnt believe me, not matter how many times I told Kellan that wig and make up was for New Moon he still had to try it on!

  • Beam Pole

    Rob: hey Kirsten wanna go make out in the cottage?
    Kirsten: No way im going with Jacob see ya lata!
    Russel: Get away from my man! (pushes Kirsten)
    Jacob:Must everyone fight over me???
    Russel: Well you look nice naked so who could resist?
    Cam: I want a piece off him too yah know!!!

  • Kelly E

    RUSSEL: *looks at Taylor hungrily* Dang those are some nice Biceps!

  • Rexxy

    Russell – Omnomnom vampire for breakfast!

    Rob – TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HAHA ISNT THAT FUNNY GUYS

    Taylor – (sarcastic) HAHA your REALLY funny Rob *whispers* how does Kristen put up with this guy..

    Kristen – I dont know these people..

 

 

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