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WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (5-20-09)

Posted May 20th, 2009 By: Team Switzerland 59 Comments »

We have your weekly edition of Wacky Wednesday for you today, but first we need to give a big round of applause to our winners from last week! We threw you a curveball last week but you guys stepped up to the plate and came up with some hilarious captions. So to see the winning captions from last week, click here.

Moving onto this week, we have a great picture for you of Jackson Rathbone (Jasper) from his Nylon magazine photo shoot.

Below is your Caption This! picture for May 20th:

The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the picture above, and submit it in the comment box below!

Have a picture you think should be used for an edition of Wacky Wednesday? Send it to: TeamSwitzerland@TwilightersAnonymous.com

Edit (5-27-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:

• Edward lied to me again! He told me if I stuck my finger in that light socket, my hair would look as good as his!
- twilightfan14

• Ever since Jasper tried to attack Bella, he’s been having a little bit of an image/life crisis..
- holly

• Jackson: Why isn’t anyone noticing my sweet new shirt?
- Lady J.







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  • http://www.sstcf4 MizRansom

    I’m Vlad the Impaler!

  • Stacey

    And you thought my teeth were sharp!

  • ELISHBA

    JACKSON: I TRIED TO GET MY HAIR LIKE ROB’S BUT IT DIDNT WORK OUT IN THE SAME WAY!!

  • Chelle

    Much sexier than fangs, eh?!

  • Christina

    Can I taste your…mood?

  • Britt

    Jackson: Everybody keeps talking about Rob’s hair but he ain’t got nothin’ on this!

    or….

    Jackson: What? Oh my hair? I call this the Jackson-hawk.

    or…

    Jasper: The latest in vampire hair trends… the FANG-HAWK!!!

  • Savannah

    Look Alice,
    I CAN DAZZLE TOO!

    ^_^

  • vero1020

    Hey Robert was wrong i didnt wash my hair and now it looks like this what the heck Rober you dont wash yours and it looks great all the time.

  • holly

    ever since jasper tried to attack bella, hes been having a little bit of an image/life crises..

  • 17 forever

    Jackson: I’m auditioning for the sequel of sharkboy!

  • Jamie

    The reason I’m the best fighter is because I use my hair as a weapon.

  • Kim

    “Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey.”

  • Shannon

    Jasper: Rosalie said that she was making my hair look like Edward’s! She is the worst hairdresser ever! That stupid phyco barbie..

  • CarlisleRocks

    Forget Rob! Run your fingers thru this! Ah…watch out for the pointy ends.

  • cleanslate

    Jackson: “I’m doing my impression of Rob doing his impression of Edward”

  • Alice Cullens Partner In Crime

    Jasper: Yeah, um, this is what happens when you try to make Alice’s spiky updo work on a guy. Alice. You. Are. Going. To. Pay. RAWR!

  • Jo

    And you all thought I was blonde. Look at me now suckers!!!

  • HookedOnTwilight

    Omg i nearly died when i read MizRansoms, its awesome!!
    sorry just wanted to say that lol

  • Jacy

    Yeah, but it was sure fun sticking my finger in that electrical socket!!

  • Becky

    Bet ya Alice didn’t see this one coming!

  • Lady J

    Jackson: Why isn’t anyone noticing my sweet new shirt?

  • anna benana

    jackson: man, i thought i could get my hair to look like rob’s, since he’s the one getting all the ladies…but i think i did something wrong!

  • twilightfan14

    Edward lied to me again! He told me if I stuck my finger in that light socket, my hair would look as good as his!

  • Amy

    WHAT??? EDWARD’S IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN???

  • Lainie88

    Emmett told me if I hung upside down for a few hours my curls might straighten out a little, but this is ridiculous

  • erica

    bella:hahahaha….jasper,what happened to u?

    jasper:i was playing baseball and me,edward,and emment ran into each other,,,again and got shocked by lightning

    bella:haha thats hilarious!!!hahaha look at ure hair!! hahaha!!!

  • La Tua

    The wonder ful GINZOU! Cuts thru wood, plastic and metal, then can slice a tomato with ease!

  • keila:)

    Beat this Rob!

  • Princess Sara

    “oh yeah” (from Ferris Bueller soundtrack”

  • CaptainKTV

    Muahahaha…I like sharp pointy things *evil grin*

  • Gloria

    jackson: I bet you didn’t notice my jacket has seven button holes…

  • SM

    *singing* “‘Cause every girl’s craaazy ’bout a sharp-dressed man!”

  • mally

    ALRIGHT I CAN LOOK AT MYSELF NAKED

  • ultravioletstar

    Hey Edward, how’s THIS for ostentatious?

  • obsessedbex

    HA! Alice is gonna have a fit when she checks out my new wardrobe!

  • Super-Ted Cullen!

    I just hope the wind doesn’t change direction… I could be stuck like this forever.

  • Daketh

    After Twilight…do you think I could get to do a movie with Jim Carrey as his Twin????

  • Emilia

    Jasper: Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking……
    Alice: Just because you THINK you have hair like Edward, doesn’t mean you get his powers too.

  • Emilia

    Jasper: That’s right. Bring on the ladies!

  • Emilia

    Jasper: Hey! Edward! Like the new hairdo? Guess who I based it off of?
    Edward: Not me, I hope.

  • Emilia

    Jackson (talking to a girl): Hey! Like the hair? Oh yeah. It’s 100% mine. You can touch it.
    (ambulance comes)
    Jackson: I probably should have told her to stroke it vertical, not horizontally……..

  • jenb

    Since Bella decided she wouldn’t be Alice’s Guinea Pig Barbie anymore she’s moved onto me. (Thanks a lot Bella :( frowns.)

  • danceswitwands

    Jackson: “So… it’s all about the hair, is it? Well, take THAT Rob!”

  • M.

    Jackson: After filming Twilight, I just fell in love with Alice’s wig so I made same haircut. I look like a pixie, right?

  • Bianca

    Jasper: *eyes his dinner* “Well, hello. I found out what I’m having for dinner”

  • Marissa

    Jasper: ….What? Alice made me do it!

  • Erin

    I tried to straighten my curls but I think I did something wrong… Alice, please come here and fix this mess NOW!

  • Katie

    Jackson: I’m too sexy for my my hair, too sexy for my hair

  • anna

    my hair isnt as great as edwards but its still HOT rite?

  • TwilightGirl4Eva

    Jackson: Rob doesnt do anything to his hair when he wakes up I try that and this is what happens

  • Dale

    Jasper: “I am in control of your emotions!
    You love my hair. You love my glasses. You want my body”

  • Dr_Cullen

    “Never, ever bet against Alice. This is what happens.”

  • alice

    Jasper: ha, this is the perfect distraction for those unsuspecting humans!

  • http://yahoo carly

    Jasper: I was wondering why Alice bought all that hair gel.

  • anna

    hey.. alice. dont you think my vamp hawk is just.. great

  • lucyfaceeeeee

    “Look what Alice did to me!, I mean like doesn’t she have Bella or something to do this stuff on?!” Jasper complained

    “Stop complaining Jasper!, do you KNOW how much gel and hairspray I had to use to get your hair like that!?” Alice replied

  • ~Me~ ;]

    LMBO

  • jessica

    Jasper: I asked Alice to style my hair like Edward’s but I think she mighta messed it up a bit…
    Alice: WHAT DID YOU SAY JASPER?! NO ONE DRESSED BY ME EVER LOOKS RIDICULOUS, AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE!!!
    Jasper: Oh, now, of course not, dear…

    *BANG!* *CRASH* *BOOOOOOOM….*

    A few minutes later…

    Jasper: Ugh, the wrath of Alice – don’t test it.

  • twilight_addict

    JASPER: well this is what i get for letting nessie play with my hair…:/

 

 

 
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