WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (5-6-09)

Well it’s no irritable grizzly but it’ll do.

Edward: are you going to eat that or may I have it?

Emse: Emmett, stop playing with your food.
Emmett: Aw, mom, but it’s not a grizzly!

Emmett (to a spellbound female): “Hey Babe, its either you or this little guy here, one of you is out for the count!”

Emmett: “I love to wrestle with my little brother, Edward.”

Hey Edward is it to late for me to give you a Christmas present?

Emmett: Aw, come on Edward, don’t eat it! It so cute and furry, and it likes me! I’m gonna ask Rose if I can keep him. I’ll call him Simba!

Eat mor bearz!

Hey bella! I caught you dinner, or can you manage on your own?

Emmett: Here you go Edward, have a snack!!!

Cat Scratch Fever

Kellen: “Rob’s probably expecting a stripper at his birthday party. I can’t wait to see him when THIS jumps out of the cake!”

Aw c’mon, this little guy won’t even put up a worthy fight.

This little guy makes me regret my “vegetarian” decision…He’s just so cute!!

Emmett: Ok, this is NOT what i wanted you to get for me, alice.
Alice:Shut up and eat your dinner you big crybaby.

Emmett: Hey Bella! If you and Edward can do something else at night other than talk about the National Debt, I’ll share this lion with you.
Bella: You.Me.Arm-wrestling.Dining Room. Now!

awww edward you look so cute like this oh wait this is my lunch……

Lion…It’s whats for dinner.

And so the lion fell in love with Emmett…

or

Kellan: Can I keep him?
Lion: *I am so cuter than this guy.*

And so the Vampire fell in love with the Lion… What a stupid Lion… What a sick, masochistic Vampire.

“Come Here Eddie,Come Here Moral Vampire,You know you want it.”

AWWW MAN NOW THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS LITTLE GUY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?!

Emmett: Man Edward was right, lions are pretty good. But I still prefer the irritable grizzly, make up for that first match.

Lion: I’ll eat you before you eat me!

You’re not that impressive… I’m going to tell them that you were a really huge, really irritable grizzly bear. Ya good with that?

Emmett quick hide your little friend Edward is coming.

And so the teddy bear fell in love with the lion. What an adorable bear. What a cuddly lion.

I brought a snack!

Kellan-(through his teeth) Hurry up and take the dang picture, he’s biting my hand off!!!! OWW!

“If I wasn’t hungry we could probably be friends:)”

emmett: How did I become the meal?

lion: *nom nom nom*

I found this lyin (lion) around, it’s pretty raw (roar) too!

And so the lion fell in love with the … Emmett

Emmett: HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWARD!.. I got your favourite !

Emmett- See Edward, Mountain Lion isn’t so difficult to catch. Now, Grizzly….

Emmett: Yum! Lunch is served… but it’s so cute!

Emmett: What’s more tepmting the cute lion cub, or the juicy camera-man? Hmm…

Or

Don’t ever loose against Alice. She’ll take away your favorite meal and give you something SO cute you can’t possibly eat it!

Edward to Emmett: ooooh, you brought a snack…

Emmett: What’s more tempting? The lion cub, or the camera man? Hmm…

OR

Don’t ever lose against Alice. She’ll take away your favorite meal and replace it with something SO cute you can’t possibly eat it! Wait…Edward…what are you doing? DON’T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT! It’s okay lion cub, I’ll protect you. You are my life now.

“This is the appetizer. Next, the main course.”

Lion: If I bite this guy will he turn into a lion?

just one more picture and he’ll be my lunch…and I don’t care if he’s not the big grizzly bear they promised…

Thanks Edward, lunch will be tasty!

Who said you can’t play with your food?

He’s cute and cuddly but Where’s me a Grizzly Bear???!!!

Lion: Mmmmmm, who said vampires don’t taste good?! It’s the new white meat!

Kellan: (thinking to himself) Oh Snap! It got my hand… Gotta keep smilin’

And so the lion fell in love with the vamp. This can not end well.

LION………It’s whats for dinner.

emmett:lights,cameras,action ok stop moving lets get this over with cause i am STARVING!!!!!!!

alice:no emmettthat is a promt!

Kellan — OMG He’s biting my hand….Gotta keep smiling….Dont scream…..SOMEONE GET HIM OFF ME!!!!!!!

Or..

Emmett — EDWARD…….IF YOU EAT THIS LION IM TELLING ESME (MOM)!!!!

OH MOMMY CAN I PLEASE KEEP HIM!!! I NAMED HIM CUDDLES!!!

On Set of Habitat for “Endangered” Lions Commercial

Emmett: “Oh Snap, I thought I was coming to pick him up for our dinner…. I see, it’s not good PR for my family to eat endangered species.”

This of course if the Lion was an endangered species!

kellan: do you know “Hakuna Matata”?

or

emmett: ok. as soon as those people behind me leave, i can eat this guy before he eats me.

or

emmett: i guess working at a zoo and being a “vegetarian” was not the smartest move. *tummy grumble*

Lion: My friend, the bear, wanted me to give you this *bites*

Emmet’s Thought: I wonder who would win in a race me or this little guy?
Lions thought: Me, Im cuter so somebody will give me a ride to the finish line!!!!

Emmett: Okay dude we are playing fetch here….if you dont give me the ball back I cant throw it….so cough it up or Im gonna have to take it from you…..MOM! Can you please stop taking pics of me and Snack?

Esme: HIS NAME ISNT SNACK! Its Precious!

Lion(thinking): Oh no, he’s gunna devour me! I can feel it. :/

Emmett(thinking): Oh yes, one of my faves! I have to smile for the camera now, but when they leave..dinner time for the vamp! xD

Lion(thinking): Help! He’s only fooling you humans with the love and cuddles! How can you not sense that predator feeling in the pit of your stomach?! It’s practically RAWRING at me! I’m so depressed..this is one of the few times the “King of the Jungle” is both anxious and, quite frankly, scared rawr-less. And crap-less. Oh man, I’m in trouble..:O

Look, It’s Edward! Bella, Come look at your sick masochistic lion!

Emmett: “PETA can complain all they want, but it’s either him, or the zookeeper.”

And so the lion fell in love with the vampire. And then the vampire ate him. The end.

Emmett: Hehe – I wonder how long it will take Edward to find out I stole his dinner!

Kellan: If I can work my way up to posing with a grizzly bear maybe they’ll forget all about those photos of me in mesh and guyliner….

Emmett: Edward… Don’t eat him.

Emmett (to the ‘Chicken Tonight’ theme): I feel like lion tonight…

And so the lion fell in love with the emmett!

Emmett: This will get those Dogs attention….then maybe I can have some fun with the pack!!…

Emmett: “Look guys! i’ve got Mr. Cuddles eating out of the palm of my hand! Oh wait, he’s eating my entire hand! aaahhhh! i thought i was the vampire! You are a sick, masochistic lion Mr. Cuddles!shame on you!”

Lion: (thinking)”what a baby. and my name isn’t ‘Mr.Cuddles’!Gee, maybe i’ll have to send my irritable grizzly friend to deal with you. . .”

Emmett ” And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb”
Lion “What a stupid lamb”
Emmett “What a sick masochistic Lion”

Emmett: That’s right little lion, keep thinking you can eat my hand. *SHOWS TEETH*

When they told me I was going to do a photo shoot with “Edward” they didn’t tell me it was going to be with a real lion!

Emmet “..in love with the lamb”, “nah.. he ate it”. “Real clever, haha”

Emmett: ,,Yeah , you try to bite my hand off now … but when that camera guy stops taking pictures I’ll stop smiling and start eating. We’ll see what you will try to do then…”

The stupid popparotzi never lets me eat in peace!

omg! I cannot think of a good caption…but that pic is SO CUTE!!!
I LOVE KELLEN LUTZ!!!!

Hey Edward! I got you and Bella a wedding present.

kellan:HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ROB!!!I BOUGHT YOU YOUR FAVE! LOIN!!

rob: it’s not my birthday!!(thinking) when will he understand that we’re human and that vampires aerent real!!(shakes his head)

kirsten:(to kellan)i dont think he like his present! well done kellan you mucked up again!hahaha

Kellan- Smile for the Camera Loin. No Don’t Bite The Hand. Dang it. And I’m the only one Smiling. Well at least I still look good.

HAHAHAHA Elishba’s is well funny!!
lol

Kellan: Lunchtime in zoo, hope they won’t notice, I’m starving.

‘Keep chewing little buddy, wont make a difference… IM INDESTRUCTABLE BABY!’

Well, it’s not an irratable grizzly, but i guess if i must….

Emmet: “Yes, now that I have the perfect cat, my plot for making bella mad when she turns well be easy!! MUAHHHHHAHHHHHH!!!!!”

“Here Eddie,Come Here You Moral Vampire,You know you want To Eat.The Mountain.Lion.”

Kellan: Lookie the kittie!!! yesh it’s a pretty kittie!!!! You want my kittie…..NO My Kittie!

Edward behind the camera person: “EMMETT! PUT MY LUNCH DOWN NOW!”
Emmett: “Aww, Eddie, do I have to? He looks so yummy!”
Edward: “Yes!! And don’t call me EDDIE!!!”

Emmett: Edward!! Want it, can’t have it, want it, can’t have it, want it, can’t… Hey, get off me!!!!!!!!!!!! xx

Emmett: AWWWWW!! mommy can’t we keep him puhhh-leasee?!?
Esme: Emmett, you know what happened last time.
Emmett: But i promise i wont eat this one! I dont even want to! Honest! (nervously gulps and licks his lips)
Esme: ugghhh. fine.
Emmett: yess!

Emmet: Dammit Edward, don’t bite me!

Edward: Aw, quit complaining, you’re the one who wanted to wrestle.

Emmet: You just shut up. Biting hurts me. (starts to fake cry)

Edward: You’re such a baby.

Emmet: No, I’m not. I am married to Rosalie. Don’t you ever call me a baby.

Edward. You have a point there.

Emmett: I know mountain lions are edward’s thing, but I just can’t help myself.

see edwards not so fast

i cant think of a caption but i LOVE that pic. kellan is so cute!!!

Save a Bear – Eat a Lion !

Emmett: *saying mockingly* Oh Eddie! Look what I got! *evil laugh*

Edward is going to be upset he didn’t come with me hunting this time. I found the best lion…. mmm….

Roaslie has broken her leg but goes hunting with Emmett anyway-

Roaslie: Hey baby .. can i have some of that?
Emmett: Go GET YOU OWN FOOD
Roaslie: I’m Not fixing your Jeep now!! walks away
Emmett: *yells* Here you go honey! Just for you! *mumbles deeply* Stupid Wife. Alice would b nicer than Her!! Haha well ill go catch a bigger grizzly Bear!!! MWHAHAHA!!!!!!

emmett: “Can I keep him? WHY NOT? Bella has a wolf. This is a pet with potential… pass the ketchup.”

Emmet: *thinking* Awww look at it trying to bite my hand!
*baby voice* “Now dont you try and hurt mummy little lion! Cause we all know whos going to win!”

Lion: Hehe this one cant read me thoughts!

emmett: hey edward look at what rosalie got me! i told her i wanted a lion but not a mountain lion cause then you might eat it, so she got me a regular lion instead!

edward: it still…smells…a mighty lot like….mountain…lions…

emmett: o no dont you dare edward!

10 MINUTES LATER

!@#$%^&*(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

emmett: where r u edward fight me like a man and dont cheat this time!! argh my poor simba! waaaa….

Emmett: Must…keep….smiling! I can eat the little feller after the cameras go away.

Emmett: Hey! I’m the vampire! I’m supposed to eat you!

Emmett: “He has no idea that he is about to be lunch! Look at him bite my hand like he has a chance! HA! This will be so easy…if only these people sitting behind me would leave…”

Lion: Maybe I can bite myself free… stupid vampire!

a snack for edward his favorite is lion, right???

Emmett: Wait… I thought that the person who was captured was supposed to try to chew their OWN arm off…

Esme: Just one more Emmet!

Emmet: Mommy! Im starving! Let me eat it before it eats me.

Edward: Did you just call her Mommy? Thats got to be as bad as your guyliner and mesh shirt. HAHAHAHA

Edward: Get your mits off my lunch!

Emmett: I dont see your name on it!

Save a lion… Eat a Vampire