WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (11-25-09)
Happy Wednesday! We’re back with another installment of Caption This! and this week we’re showing our thanks to you by giving you back-to-back weeks of Robert Pattinson pictures! But as always, before get started with this week we need to give a shoutout to the awesome winners from last week! So to view the hilarious winners who took over the top spots last week, click here.
For this week’s Caption This! installment, as promised, we are bringing you another picture of Robert Pattinson. This time, it’s from some New Moon promotion that took place in Spain earlier this month.
Below is your Caption This! picture for November 25th:
The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the picture above, and submit it in the comment box below!
Edit (12-2-02): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:
• Rob: OMG it’s a cardboard cutout of Taylor. I am so stealing this.
- Britt
• That photo of Taylor scared me. Don’t look, I think I pee’d a little
- Chris
• Robert: Ooooooh who’s scared of the big bad wolf?
- Heather
OHHHHHH! kirsten! WOWWWWWWW. lol jk
Rob: Talyor Swift gave Taylor the Rejection Hotline number! SPREAD THE WORD!
Rob (talking to the poster behind him): Ooohh, you actually think you can take me Jacob? I don’t think so…
ROB: Oooooh I just touched Taylor’s crotch!
-Rob looks around- Ohh, Nobody saw where my hand went!
rob:does taylor really think he can take me.. i mean come on i could still beat him senseless forget those big muscles……….oooh no………..hes right behind me isnt he….
That photo of Taylor scared me. Don’t look, I think I pee’d a little
Rob: OMG it’s a cardboard cutout of Taylor. I am so stealing this.
Rob: Teeeeeeheeeeee, i`m touching Jacob’s crotch!
Robert: Ooooooh who’s scared of the big bad wolf?
While Taylor distracts the crowd his abs, Rob finds a place to wipe his booger.
(Rob spotting his reflection in a mirror)
“Oh, you ARE a charming bastard, aren’t you? Look at that fabulous hair! Whoa!”
(Rob spotting himself in a mirror)
“Oh, you ARE a charming bastard, aren’t you! And look at that fabulous hair! Whoa!”
OOOOOO The dog farted! Not ME!
Crap he’s taller than me now, I can still take him…..I think.
OooooOh Taylor’s standing on a step to look 6 foot like me!
Oooh the dogs got short legs!
“Woo! Yeah, that chick just kneed him in the ……”
“Bloody h-that guy making a move on Taylor!”
——or—-
Rob’s face when he realizes that the poster is alive.
Edward: Hey Bella, Jacob’s mom is stupid she got tangled in a cordless phone.
Jacob: *cough cough*
Edward: Oh snap…!
Rob: Man jacob sure is buff
OH NO I THINK I HAVE A MAN CRUSH ON HIM
Rob: OMJ!!!!
robbert::::::oh oh oh what now jacob yea thats right BELLA CHOSE ME yea yea how you like me now dog HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
Rob: OHHH!! man i didn’t know jacob was that buff! i better back off!!!
Rob: OHH, man, Kristen, you gotta come over here! Feel this, feel this right here…
Edward: Dog, is that a bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
firstly, Britt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Rob: o_0 omg, did what i touch just MOVE??? (blushes)… nothing to see here folks…
Rob: Oooooooh! I think this poster-Jacob just touched my butt!
“He’s not right behind me. Come on Kristen, who are you fooling?”
(Puts hand behind and touches Jacob’s crotch)
“Oh Crap! He is right behind me!”
WOW! thtz one hott wolf!
Ohhh!!! He thinks he is so cool huh?? Yeah right!!!
OH The dog think’s he looks smokin hot! More like smokin SHORT! LOL!
Ohh WATTA SHORT DOGGIE!
My My Taylor…you’ve really grown!!!
Robert: OOOHHH!!! I just touched Taylor’s abs ans boy, are they hard!
Robert: OH! I did not just realize Taylor was standing behind me when I was bluffing about how I can beat him up…..
whoops typo……
Robert: OOOHHH!!! I just touched Taylor’s abs and boy, are they hard!
Okay, so Jacob may have the muscles, but at least i’ve still got my… sparkles.
Taylor:(whisper) “pssst Rob pssst!”
Rob:(whisper) “What!?”
Taylor:(whisper) “Hey man can u help me ive got an itch and i cant get it!”
Rob:(whisper)”Oh okay”(starts itching)
Taylor:(whisper) “Thanks man! a lil to the left,nope lil 2 the right, nope lil up ahh thats the spot!”
Rob:(whisper) “Left, right ,ok lil up….OHHH man im sorry i cant help u there!”
hi edward i am your biggest fan