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WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (9-30-09)

Posted September 30th, 2009 By: Team Switzerland 59 Comments »

Welcome back to Wacky Wednesday! It’s time for some more Caption This! fun, but as per usual, we need to recognize the great winners from last week! So to view the hilarious winners from last week, click here.

This week we have a great Caption This! picture for you featuring our on-screen Dr. Cullen and Jasper Hale – Peter Facinelli and Jackson Rathbone – from the MTV “Spoilers” event from last year.

Below is your Caption This! picture for September 30th:

The rules are simple: All you do is rack your brain, come up with the best caption you can for the picture above, and submit it in the comment box below!

Edit (10-7-09): Below are your winners for this week’s Wacky Wednesday:

• Peter: Jackson, did you put this dismembered hand on my back?
- ifellhard

• Whatever!! You are grounded until you are 350 years old.
- Mongoose

• Carlisle: Now listen here, Jasper. If you EVER make me fall irrevocably in love with Jacob again you are SO grounded, got it?!
Jasper: (Aside)Bite me
- LucyGoosi







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  • Autumn

    Carlisle: Humans are friends, not food!

  • Emily

    “We do not eat our friends!”

  • Ashlie

    Peter: Jasper quit tapping my shoulder!

    Jackson: It’s not me I swear!

  • vamped4Edward

    “Listen, son, if they say we’re doing Breaking Dawn, we’re doing Breaking Dawn.”

    and Jasper then responds: “okay, okay. Keep your fangs on!”

  • jaspercullen

    so next time you think of acting up remeber that i lived the volturi for a while and i learned how to kill vampires a lot better than you did. you will be feeling somthing when i,m done with you

  • Carrie

    Alice: Dad I would like you to meet Jasper
    Carlisle: Now Jasper you take care of Alice. If you hurt my little girl and you will regret it.
    Jasper: Dont worry sir, I love her

  • jaspercullen

    so next time you think about acting up you remeber that i lived with the volturi for a while and i learned justed as much and more on how to kill a vampire. and when i am done with you you will be feeling more than moods

  • http://twitter.com/ilseGomez ilseVamp

    Carslie: what have you done to alice? jasper: i swear i dont know alice:lets be all happy

  • Britt

    Peter: Now if anybody asks, don’t tell them I made you tweet for Rob.
    Jackson: Okay, whatever.
    Ashley: Hmmm… Twitter… Not such a bad idea *creates account*
    Peter: Wait a minute… Who is lightly caressing my shoulder?
    Jackson: I think one of your followers took “following” to a new level…

  • Cheryl

    Peter: Hey Jackson, Pull my finger!!!

  • Cheryl

    Peter: Hey Jackson, Pull my finger!!!

  • Cheryl

    Peter: Do you know where my finger’s been? Smell it!!

  • Kibria

    Carlise:Son,I thought we talked about this…. NO BITING!
    Jasper:Not even a nible?
    Alice:He won’t hurt them…. I think

  • jade

    Peter (Carlisle)
    now listen here buddy,
    what ever you do to my daughter i do to you

    Jackon(Jasper)
    but dad, thats just weird

    Ashley (Alice)
    Laughing

  • http://Myspace.com/ditzy_blonde101 Sasha Rivera

    Peter:

  • http://Myspace.com/ditzy_blonde101 Sasha Rivera

    Peter: JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON GUESS WHAT!!!!!!
    Jackson: -_- What?
    Peter: Hi!
    Ashley: Oh god I should never have let him have Red Bull.
    Jackson: You did this to him?
    Ashley: Sorry.
    Jackson: Whatever retard.
    Peter: HI!

  • Jennine

    Jasper: YOu can never go after Bella again!
    Alice: Carlyse, Dont worry Jasper will not go after Bella again. Soon she will be one of us!

  • Dul Jan

    “Jasper, for the thousandth time.. we’re not supposed to eat Bella”

    “Jackson… give Kellan his candy back”

    “what did you put in my drink? because i’m watching a black hand in my shoulder and i can’t see the damn guy”

    “stop making Emmett think that he’s in love with Jacob, thats not funny son… not any more”

    Peter: so, you’re gonna take 4 tylenol every 6 hours…
    Jackson: are you sure?
    Peter: hey, i’m Dr. Cullen and Dr. Cooper.. do you think i don’t know?

  • http://www.twitter.com/dezzie54 Deserae

    Carlisle: Jasper, We Are In Public. You Need To Keep Control Of Your Thirst Around All These Beautiful Women.

    Jasper:But I Was Just Looking…

    Carlisle: I Mean It NO…

  • http://www.twitter.com/dezzie54 Deserae

    Carlisle: Jasper, We Are In Public. You Need To Control Your Thirst In Front Of All Of These Beautiful Women.

    Jasper: But I Was Just Looking…

    Carlisle: I Mean It. NO.

  • http://www.twitter.com/dezzie54 Deserae

    Carlisle: Jasper, We Are In Public. You Need To Control Your Thirst In Front Of All These Beautiful Women.

    Jasper: But I Was Just Looking…

    Carlisle: I Mean It. NO.

  • Jesse

    Carlisle: Now Jasper you have to promise to never try and kill Bella again, okay?
    Jasper: Yes dad.

  • jslynrms

    Carlisle(Peter): Jasper (Jackson) what have i told you about being around too many humans when your not well fed.
    Jasper: I know Carlisle, but do you honestly think that Alice(Ashley) was going to let me skip a social event of this magnitude and after she bought me a new outfit.
    Alice: oh come on Carlisle everything is going to be fine I know it is! (she chuckles pointing at her forehead)
    Carlisle: If everything is going to be fine then why do I have strange hands masaging me on the neck their not Esme’s I can tell you that much.
    Alice and Jasper chuckle knowing that this was all ready going to happen and Jasper is starts to change the emotional atmosphere to make Carlisle all touchy feely about whose touching him. Which is really Laurent.

  • ifellhard

    Peter: Jackson, did you put this dismembered hand on my back?

  • Kim

    Because I’m your father – that’s why!!!!!

  • uinen

    If you try to bite Bella again, you will have to deal with me.

  • http://myspace.com/shanddi84 shandi

    now jasper i like this girl u better not eat her..

  • Jessica

    Carlisle: Did you make me feel like I’m in love with Laurent?!
    Jasper: (laughing) Um…Dad…
    Carlisle: Why is there someone caressing the back of my neck?
    Laurent: I love you, Carlisle…
    Carlisle: ?! JASPER!
    Jasper: (snickers)

  • Noelle

    Carlisle: Now, son, what have I told you about keeping your venom to yourself?!

  • M.

    Carlisle: Jasper, listen to me! If you ever snap Bella again I will let Edward kick your butt!
    Jasper: Yeah, right!

  • http://www.twitter.co.uk/greeneyes_becky Becky

    Alice: “I told you this would happen Jasper!”

    Carlisle: “Under no circumstances will it ever happen again! And -”

    Jasper: “There’s someone behind you…”

    Carlisle: “Don’t change the subject!”

  • mrs.cullen

    Carlisle: Jasper ive told you a million tim- Esme not right now im busy

    Alice,Laurent,Jasper:giggles :)

    Carlisle: Jasper why are you laughing your still in trouble!?

    Jasper: Carlisle thats not Esme-

    Carlisle: stop trying to change the subject- wait what?!(turns around)

    Laurent: long time no see bud!:)

    Carlisle:what the-!

    Alice,Jasper:giggles!!!:)

  • Glitteringhippie

    Peter: If you try and be funnier than me in front of the fans again I swear…
    Jackson: Okay okay! Can I help it that they just love me more?
    Ashley: Ha Ha Ha They’re just messin’! *whispers* Lets break it up ladies or I’ll get Eddie (Laurent) involved!

  • Mrs.Cullen

    Carlisle:”Jasper ive told you a million tim- Esme not right now im busy”

    Alice,Laurent,Jasper:giggles

    Carlisle:”Jasper why are you laughing your in trouble”!?

    Jasper: “Carlisle thats not Esme-”

    Carlisle:”stop trying to change the subjec-wait what”?!(turns around)

    Laurent: “long time no see bud”!:D

    Carlisle:”what the-”!?!?!?(runs away screaming)

    Alice,Jasper:(rolling on the floor laughing)”nice one Laurent”!!!:D

  • Mrs.Masen

    Peter: You looked better blonde
    Ashley: Told you!

  • ZuZu

    jackson: hey what’s that on your shoulder?
    peter: listen here mr. i’m not falling for that again.
    ashley: *snicker*

  • http://twilightersanonymous.com/component/option,com_mojo/Itemid,/p,4127/ bex

    stop making ALice giddy or you’ll have me to deal with

  • Ingrid D.

    “Son, if you dare to make all these girls feel like they’re in love with you…once again, I will not hesitate to give you a shot. You’re afraid of needles, aren’t you?”

  • Kissa

    Carlise: If you don’t pull my finger right now Jasper…
    *Jasper’s eyes widened*
    Alice: -giggles- pull his finger..PULL IT!!!

  • Kissa

    Carlisle: If you don’t pull my finger right now…
    *Jasper’s eyes widened*
    Alice: -giggles- pull his finger…PULL IT!!

  • skrimblz

    Carlisle:stop laughing i’m trying to be serious!, esme stop touching me.
    Jasper:dude thats not esme.
    Carlisle:nice try.
    Alice:ha ha ha,look behind youu!
    laurent:hello youu. fancy a bum?
    Alice,Jasper: *laughing*
    Carlisle:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Kristin

    Carlisle: I thought I told you to stop changing alice’s emotions??

    Jasper: Sorry… I.. couldn’t resist.

  • Megan

    Peter: Just….Hold…STILL…
    Jackson: Peter! Come on! We dont need to do a booger check EVERY time before we go on to the red carpet!

  • Megan

    Peter: Just….Hold…STILL…
    Jackson: Peter! Come on! We dont need to do a booger check EVERY time before we go on to the red carpet!

  • Judy

    Hey Dude! I told you to watch your mouth.

  • katlyn garnett

    carlisle: no bad vampire. no biting humans. go bite the dog.
    jasper: hey its laurent
    carlisle: hahahah good one.im still mad but(turns around)
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    jasper: told you

  • bridget

    (peter)listen here you treat my daughter (alice=ashley greene) nicely with the utmost respect, Or i will get this other hand thats growing out of my neck to teach you a lesson.

  • http://twilightersanonymous.com/component/option,com_mojo/Itemid,/p,4127/#respond maree

    Peter-Son,no checkin out other women
    Jackson-Im not (thinks-Kristen looks reallyt hot)

  • Annee

    Peter: Who are you? You’re not Jackson. Jackson doesn’t have a black hand! Take off your mask!

  • Rocky

    Peter: Listen here. My daughters are big Avatar fans. And guess who their favorite character is?
    Jackson:…Sokka?
    Peter: Don’t screw it up. Or I’ll have Eddie get you. You’re lucky he’s holding me back now.
    Ashley: He drank some cactus juice!
    Jackson: And I didn’t get some?!

  • CarlisleandEsme

    Alice recovers from a vision and starts laughing
    Carlisle:
    …and THAT is how you deal with a vampire!
    Jasper:
    uh…might want to call in Buffy and the Slayerettes, dad.
    Carlisle:
    What??
    Turns around to see the Volturi get out of their pretty-famous-humans disguises and everybody yells “APRIL FOOLS” – except Alice coz she’s laughing so hard.

  • emmy

    Peter: What do you want Jackson?
    Jackson: What? i didnt say anything
    Peter: But you tapped me on the shoulder! You did, You did!
    Jackson: No… OMG Peter… Slowly. Turn. Around.
    Dun dun dun!!!!
    lol

  • maria

    Ashley:*thinking* finally jackson is getting punished for messing with my emotions.

  • ChristinaW

    Peter: “Look, You never pinch my butt!”
    Jackson: “WHAT!”
    Ashley thinking: Hee hee that was fun!
    Eddie: “Calm down, it’s all good.”

  • MelissaCullen1994

    Jasper; Bite Me!
    Carlisle; Oh no you didn’t!!

  • vampgirl1918

    Alice:Please keep an eye on him carlisle

    Carlisle: Oh u bet i will, Jasper if you kill anyone today i swear uou are grounded for a month

    Jasper:It smells so good in here, all of these humans…

  • Mongoose

    Whatever!! You are grounded until you are 350 years old.

  • LucyGoosi

    Carlisle: Now listen here, Jasper. If you EVER make me fall irrevocably in love with Jacob again you are SO grounded, got it?!
    Jasper:(Aside)Bite me

  • Alice

    Carlisle: Leave. Alice. ALONE. Or you’ll have me to answer to!!!

    Alice: Carlisle, let’s all be happy, ok?

 

 

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