WACKY WEDNESDAY: CAPTION THIS! (02-17-10)

“No.. Really.. this shirt isnt to small for me.. its a perfect fit like Alice says!!”

Here we see the species, Americanus Monkey-manus. To attract a mate, he appears pensive and thoughtful while exhibiting brawn and physical ability by climbing a tree to read a book. A truly evolved creature, indeed.

I AM a Monkey Man!

Kellan, Kellan, Kellan of the Jungle, sitting in a tree!!

Maybe this will teach Jimmy Fallon that Kellan can be bothered too!

THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SPOT FOR A LITTLE QUIET TIME, NO ONE CAN SEE ME UP HERE….

“So I fell asleep reading this book… Then I woke up in this tree.”
or…
” Hey, I though Jimmy Fallon was supposed to be here…”
or…
“Who is that? Oh, Alice?! You look even smaller from up here..”

“Maybe if I stay up here, the fangirls won’t find me.

Sometimes when I’m bothered, I sit up in me tree….

I wonder how long it will take the photogs to see me up here?

Kellan is bothered that Jimmy Fallon won’t parody him…

“Man, those moms are crazy! They wanted to take my special book. Now, let’s read… Jake said “What are you? 26? You have a body of a 6th grader!”"

“I will sit up here and just wait for this stupid grizzly bear to come back”

“Ooooh. Do I have to do that in the movie?”

Edward (off camera): Emmett! I didn’t know you could read!
Emmett: It’s a book on tape!!!

“Those moms are CRAZY! They tried to take my book. Now, lets read…. “No Cinderella, don’t go in the cellar!”"

Emmett: Yeah, Edward learned this move from me.

This is BOTHERED WITH KELLAN LUTZ!

Emmett: SHHHH!!! Don’t tell anyone I like to sneak away for some peace and quiet “me time”…they think I’m out hunting bears….

*Kellen to book* “You better hold on tight spider monkey”
*Robert off camera* “Hey! thats my line!”

So how long till my next scene?15 minutes ,okay cool.

Kellan: Are you serious? Bella beats ME at arm wrestling?!

Ill just whistle like a bird while a read my book…
or
*whistles* hi, im not sneak peeking at the bd script or anything… really!

“Nice job fighting the Volturi guys. Oooo thats gonna leave a mark!”

OR

“It’s okay grizzly bears can’t climb trees can they? Um… yeah you guys can take… well all of them”

OR

“It’s okay grizzly bears can’t climb trees can they? Actually that one looks like it can. I think I’m gonna… just step away. *runing away* Call me when your finished!”

I just want to read Jasper’s journal. Can I get some privacy, people?!

i’m no monkey man. I’m a book worm.

Emmett Cullen sitting in a tree….r e a d i n g

“Hi, I’m Kellan Lutz, and sometimes I like to climb on a tree and talk about thing that bother me”

Hope Rosalie wont find me up here.

(looking around) thinking: ‘hm.. im alone’ (putting the book away) thinking: ‘nobody will know im goin to hug this Tree intimatly”

No really im not afraid of heigts.. look at me!! (1 min. later peeing in his pants)

“He’s a model, Idiot”
(it’s a Zoolander reference)

“I’m actually listening to this on Audiobook on my ipod”

I bet I look ridiculously good looking up here in this tree! I think I know of something that will make me look even better though!…Blue Steel!

“hows my impression of edward??”

“What who says this looks weird. You can still wear white after Labor Day…”

Emmett: *shakes head* “Edward and Bella’s cottage is still standing?”

or

Emmett: *does a double take as he sees a grizzly bear*

Emmett: I’ve got find a way to win wrestling against Jasper! *reads “Vampire Combat for Dummies”*
Jasper: If you don’t come down I’m gonna make you feel all soft and giggly like a girl!

(thinking)”hmm.. if i hide outhere.. nobody will hear my karaoke skills”

I was gonna try and think of a caption but that americanus monkey-manus one tops it Im sorry i give up lol

Kellan is bothered… by books.

“Hey check out that lady in the window. I think she’s getting dressed. Crap! she saw me.” *pretends to read*

or…

Kellan… the peeping tom.

Now, where in this book did you say were the directions for getting down from this tree?

Kellean is bothered.

Emmett (Kellan): “Awww, yum, look at that massive grizzly, looks delicious.. now I hope this instruction manual ‘How To Catch an Oversized Grizzly’ wasn’t a waste of money.”

i just wanted to see what it was like up here.
Edward and Bella seem to spend alot of time sitting in trees.
So i thought maybe i would like it up in a tree too, to get some quiet time.

“Seriously i think they know im Rose’s monkey man by now, do i have to sit in this tree all day, ive been up here so long ive read twilight twice already”

Emmett: “Hey guys! I can’t find the ball!”

(In the Twilight film Emmett climbs a tree to catch the baseball.)

or

Emmett: “If Edward can do this, why can’t I?”

or

Emmett:(reads Edwards diary) “Whoa! this guy has problems!”

Kellan: Hahahahaha theses suckers will never know i have a magazine inside this book…now lets see if robsten’s truth?

Emmett escaping from Bella’s handwrestling.

Emmett: “haha, They all think I’m reading a book but it’s really Cosmo.”

emmett thinking: hey bear, come closer come here, yeah I’m reading a book, I’m not looking at you, I’m not even here…..” xD

(Kellan reading the book “Scouting for Boys”)
Top three Rules:
1. Climb a tree *Check*
2. Huge pants *Check*
3. Bring a ladder *Oops*

Emmett: “Oh, hey Rose… *double take* Whoa… WHAT are you wearing?? O_O”

Emmett: Shh!!! Mr Darcy is just about to propose to Elizabeth Bennet! She has no idea that he loves her so much

emmett=[reads edwards 100 years worth of journels]sobs…..edward thinks im annoying…..sobs

sorry guys all i could come up with lol

I better brush up on my Eclipse knowledge before those fan girls ambush me again…