We’ve brought you the top ten funny wolf pack quotes and Volturi quotes, but this week we’re bringing it back to the humans. The humans, consisting of Jessica, Mike, Angela, Charlie, etc., may not have supernatural powers or have the ability to morph into a horse-sized wolf, but they have the gift of comedy on their side. They have many hilarious lines throughout the Twilight Saga, and that’s what we’re highlighting for you today on this week’s edition of Top Ten Tuesday.

10. So, you’re the vampire girl. - Emily Young, New Moon, p.332

9. For a teenager, you’re amazingly non-whiney. - Charlie Swan, Eclipse, p. 10

8. Not only are you saving my hands from permanent injury, you also just spared me two long hours of a plot-less, badly dubbed martial arts film. - Angela Weber, Eclipse, p.133

7. Alice wouldn’t let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out. - Renee Dwyer, Breaking Dawn, p.46

6. Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy. - Angela Weber, Eclipse, p. 136

5. He looks at you like … like you’re something to eat. – Mike Newton, Twilight, p. 221

4. That’s Edward. He’s gorgeous, of course, but don’t waste your time. He doesn’t date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him. - Jessica Stanley, Twilight, p.22

3. I don’t think you need to worry about Jake too much. Anyone who can cuss with that kind of energy is going to recover. - Charlie Swan, Eclipse, p. 586

2. So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? – Mike Newton, Twilight, p. 25

1. Wait … which one is Edwin? – Charlie Swan, Twilight, p. 357

We’re less than two weeks away from New Moon and while last week we refreshed your memory by giving you the Top Ten Funny Wolf Pack quotes, this week we’re taking a deeper look at another group we’re introduced to in New Moon. I’m talking about the Volturi, of course. Sure they’re an evil bunch, but despite that, they have some pretty comical lines throughout the series.

10. “I love a happy ending. They are so rare.” - Aro, New Moon, p. 468

9. You breed mutants here. - Caius, Breaking Dawn, p.704

8. “If you and your furry protector will excuse me, my dear Cullens, I must confer with my brothers.” - Aro, Breaking Dawn, p. 700

7. “Ah, how I miss my friend Carlisle! You remind me of him - only he was not so angry.” - Aro, New Moon, p. 471

6. “It’s too bad we missed the fight. It sounds like it would have been entertaining to watch.” - Jane, Eclipse, p.577

5. “Interesting company you keep.” - Demetri, Breaking Dawn, p. 696

4. “Just checking. No harm done, apparently.” - Jane, Eclipse, p. 577

3. “Oh well, we’re all together now! Isn’t it lovely!” - Aro, Breaking Dawn, p.712

2. “They send you out for one and you come back with two … and a half. Nice work.” - Alec, New Moon, p. 464

1. “Dibs” - Felix, New Moon, p. 465

We’re just weeks away from the release of The Twilight Saga: New Moon and of course we’re all busy gearing up for the film. For this week’s edition of Top Ten Tuesday, we’re taking a little bit of focus back to the books by delving a bit deeper into the characters that comprise the wolfpack and taking a look at the top ten funny wolfpack quotes throughout the Twilight Saga.

10.“You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me.” - Quil Ateara, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 8, Page 152

9. “You think I’m just going to sit home while my little brother volunteers as a vampire chew toy?” - Leah Clearwater, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 12, Page 226

8. “Wouldn’t want our precious parasites taking unnecessary chances”. - Leah Clearwater, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 16, Page 310

7. “You know, Jake, maybe you should think about getting a life.” - Quil Ateara, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 8, Page 155

6. “I’m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!” - Paul, New Moon, Chapter 14, Page 324

5. “I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with vampires.” - Embry Call, New Moon, Chapter 14, Page 329

4. “Despite my best efforts, I’ve seen you naked before – doesn’t do much for me, so no worries.” - Leah Clearwater, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 13, Page 259

3. “Alice wants you, too. She says she’s tired of hanging out in the attic like a bat in the belfry.” - Seth Clearwater, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 15, Page 290

2. “And your chocolate fur reflects what? How sweet you are?” - Sam Uley, Eclipse, Chapter 11, Page 251

1. “This is making me sick, Jacob. Can you imagine what this feels like to me? I don’t even like Bella Swan. And you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like I’m in love with her, too. Can you see where that might be a little confusing? I dreamed about kissing her last night! What the hell am I supposed to do with that?” - Leah Clearwater, Eclipse, Epilogue, Page 622

Happy Tuesday! It’s time again for our weekly edition Top Ten Tuesday and this week we have a fun list that allows us to relive some great photo shoots. Over the past two years there have been several amazing photo shoots which our Twilight Saga cast members have taken part in, and some especially great ones within the last year. So today, we’re going through the best of the best Twilight related photo shoots of 2009.

10.) Jackson Rathbone’s NYLON Magazine Shoot

9.) Glamour Magazine’s ‘Twilight Beauties’ Shoot (ft. Nikki Reed, Rachelle Lefevre, Ashley Greene, & Noot Seear)

8.) Alex Meraz’s LA Confidential Shoot

7.)Taylor Lautner’s Interview Magazine Shoot

6.) Ashley Greene’s Saturday Night Magazine Shoot

5.) Kristen Stewart’s Interview Magazine Shoot

4.) Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene and Rachelle Lefevre’s Self Magazine Shoot

3.) Kristen Stewart’s Allure Magazine Shoot

2.) Robert Pattinson’s AnOther Man Magazine Shoot

1.) Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner’s Entertainment Weekly Magazine Shoot

We are introduced to the Volturi in New Moon and there is no doubt that they’re a fierce group of vampires, but what do they do when they’re not making trouble or draining unsuspecting victims of their life’s blood? Well, we’re not exactly sure, but we’ve decided to have a little fun and come up with a few interesting thoughts of our own.

10. Keep track of how many people say that Aro reminds them of Severus Snape from Harry Potter.

9. Take turns telling jokes to see if anyone can actually get some kind of reaction out of Marcus.

8. Try to talk Aro into stealing Caius’s lighter and then hide it. Proceed to laugh behind his back as he looks for it.

7. Go to the local blood drive to see the reaction of the person taking the blood when the needle won’t go in. Then “play” with their food.

6. Test Demetri’s tracking abilities by hiding in random locations that they would never normally go … like a convent.

5. See who can withstand Jane’s ability the longest.

4. Gather together and watch old reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

3. Bet each other about how many humans Heidi will bring back.

2. Square dancing!

1. Go to karaoke bars and sing Michael Jackson’s Thriller … complete with choreography.

It seems like everywhere you turn nowadays there’s some sort of hidden Twilight or vampire reference somewhere. The references have inevitably delved into the movie and T.V. world and fairly often we’re noticing a mention of Bella here or Edward there. So in this week’s edition of Top Ten, we’re counting down ten of the top Twilight/Vampire T.V. mentions. We’ve even included links to as many of the TV mentions as possible so in the event that you missed it, you can catch it here!

10. X Factor:
-“With the film ‘New Moon’ out next month, I think John & Edward [contestants] will do well because of their resemblance to Robert Pattinson.”

9. EastEnders: Episode Dated 10 August 2009
-Lauren: “Twilight’s good. We could see if Winston’s got a copy.”

8. Jeopardy:
-“Taylor Lautner played Jacob Black in this 2008 Vampire Flick.” -”What is Twilight”
• View clip here.

7. Hannah Montana: Season 3 Episode 15: ‘Once, Twice, Three Times Afraidy’
- Miley Stewart: “Unless you know Robert Pattinson.”
- Lilly Truscott: “Are you kidding?! If I knew Robert Pattinson I would totally….set you up with him.”
• View clip here.

6. 10 Things I Hate About You: Season 1 Episode 2: ‘I Want You To Want Me’
- Kat Stratford: “I’m not that girl that’s turned on by this bad boy stuff. I’m not skipping home to scribble in my journal that maybe you’re a vampire.”
• View clip here (skip to 5:16).

5. Hannah Montana
- Hannah Montana: “With that handsome tortured guy from that vampire movie.”
• View clip here.

4. South Park: Season 12 Episode 14: ‘The Ungroundable’
- Annie Partlet: “You know that girl Bella in Twilight, I think I’m like her, I’m a psy-vampire.”
• View clip here.

3. Supernatural: Season 5 Episode 3: ‘Free to Be You and Me’
- Dean Winchester while killing a vampire: “Eat It Twilight!”
• View clip here.

2. Vampire Diaries: Season 1 Episode 4: ‘Family Ties’
- Damon Salvatore: “What’s so special about this Bella girl? Edward’s so whipped.”
- Caroline Truitt:”How come you don’t sparkle?”-Damon Salvatore: “Because I live in the real world where Vampires live in the sun.”
- Damon: “This book by the way has it all wrong.”
• View clip here.

1. Gossip Girl: Season 2 Episode 23: ‘The Wrath of Con’
- Jenny Humphrey - “Bella’s so in love with him even though he’s a vampire, maybe it’s because he’s a vampire, I don’t know, but the thing is his family doesn’t suck the blood so it makes her feel safer. The problem is that Edward the more he falls in love, the more he wants….”
• View clip here.

We’re getting closer and close to November and by this time we’ve received tons of promotional images for the New Moon movie. We’ve gotten official promotional images for the Alice, Alec, Aro, the wolf pack, and many, many more. Just last week we got three beautiful brand new outdoor artwork images of the Volturi, the Cullens, and the wolf pack, so for this week’s top ten we’re celebrating by breaking down some of the best New Moon movie promotional images.

10.) Alice Cullen promotional

9.) Jane promotional

8.) Bella and Edward ‘Embrace’ promotional

7.) New Moon movie tie-in book (mass market)

6.) New Moon movie tie-in book (trade paperback)

5.) Wolf pack promotional (#1)

4.) Wolf pack outdoor artwork promotional

3.) Official New Moon one-sheet poster

2.) Volturi outdoor artwork promotional

1.) Bella & The Cullens outdoor artwork promotional

• View all of the official promotional images above (and a few fan-made) full-sized in our gallery here.