A Quick Primer on Robert Pattinson in ‘Water for Elephants’
Vanity Fair has a rather funny, tongue-in-cheek question and answer session where they think up some questions regarding Robert Pattinson and his role in Water for Elephants and then give the answers to those questions. While very silly, it’s still a fun read before you head to theatres this weekend to see Rob in Water for Elephants. Read more below:

Q: Who does Robert Pattinson play in Water for Elephants?
A: Pattinson plays a character named Jacob.
Q: I think you’re confused. Taylor Lautner is the actor who plays Jacob.
A: Taylor Lautner plays Jacob Black in the Twilight movies. Robert Pattinson plays Jacob Jankowski in Water for Elephants.
Q: Does Robert Pattinson have any special powers in Water for Elephants? Like Edward from Twilight?
A: In Water for Elephants, Robert Pattinson’s character has the power to heal animals.
Q: Oh, so Robert Pattinson plays some sort of warlock or sorcerer?
A: He plays a veterinarian.
Q: I’m having a hard time asking questions about a Robert Pattinson character named Jacob. Would it be O.K. if I referred to his character as Edward from this point forward?
A: No, it wouldn’t.
Q: Do Jacob and Marlena fall in love?
A: To the dismay of August, yes.
Q: So would it be safe to say that Marlena is officially on “Team Jacob.”
A: Seriously, stop. How do I make you stop?!
Read more at Vanity Fair here.
Ahh, I am still laughing!
What did you think of Vanity Fair’s little joking primer on Water for Elephants?