It’s Friday, and that means it’s time for yet another Friday Funny to come your way! We normally have a Twilight-related video or comic to share with you, but this week we’re doing it a little differently and we have an MSN Exclusive called Twilight: Eclipse - The Lost Script. Check out a preview below and let us know in the comments what you think of it.
EDWARD: Bella, my one and only love, the blossom of my heart, you smell a little bit like wet dog.
BELLA: It’s werewolf, Edward. Only werewolf.
EDWARD: As I was saying …
BELLA: Besides, Jacob and I are just friends. And not even the kind with benefits, because all the rain in Forks has apparently drowned my good sense and ability to appreciate the sexiness of a younger, more muscular man. And seriously, Edward, you might be easy on the eyes, but no one lives 117 years and still smells like teen spirit. Not that your odor is unpleasant or anything, but-
EDWARD: Before your human eyes can even register my disappearance, I will sprint to my Volvo and get the air freshener tree and rub it all over my pale, chiseled man bosom so that you remain satisfied, my love. And by satisfied, I mean chastely kissed.
BELLA: Uh, bite me?
Read the full “lost script” from MSN here.
What did you think of this ‘lost script’, TAers?
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